. -- two people will do the work of one, just like the president and vice president or the olsen twins. most americans die of natural causes. if elected, i will find a cure for natural causes. you seem to like that one. it will be covered by health insurance -- it will not be covered by health insurance because of pre-existing conditions. i have a solution for global warming. i will switch from fahrenheit to celsius. it was 100 degrees, now it is 40. you are very welcome. [laughter] i agree with foreign policies because i am from china and i can see russia from my backyard. i believe that unilateralism is to expensive. if elected, i will go with text messaging. i will text our allies just to say hi, and text our enemies when they are fighting. o.m.g., you are building a nuclear weapon? but you were doing it wrong, lol. this is the first time my son knew what i was doing. thank you very much. have a good night. [applause] >> joe wong. thank you so much, joe. thank you, mr. vice president, for being with us this evening. please remain seated while the vice-president departs the building.