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are " theheir panels au pa economy,omg." down,them while they're how to handle the right." in the exhibit hall, most of them are unions. among the attendees, most of the young people are wearing coats and ties and sitting behind the tables. that means they're not they're on their own accord, they're being paid to be there. it is their job. is the least organic conference you have ever seen. a frequent theme at these conferences are the narrative. they adore using the word narrative. it is not about ideas, it is what you can say to people in order to get them to vote for you. what is great is that we actually have a great narrative, and that is the tea party. this is coming from the people, and the narrative is that it is the people who want to make a difference and make a difference in d.c. they want to get people out and but called on the obama agenda. one of the speakers at the conference said, "conservatism is a movement about nothing, and i do not think it can succeed. i implore the american people to turn their back on it." why all this imploring? they are in at the wh

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