of course jesus tweeted luv 1anthr #yolf #omm. (cheers and applause) you see? you young people -- young folks, giovanni ribisi here is just saying that jesus is into the same cool things you are. he invented twitter because he spoke in short sentences just like eve was the first to play fruit ninja. (laughter) but remember, jesus never made any money so he and twitter have the exact same business model. (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody, thanks so much! folks, you know the midterm elections are over a year away but candidates are already out there campaigning for jobs in a government that no longer exists. (laughter) folks, this is a sad time for me because my favorite representative minnesota congresswoman and piano teacher who sits to close to you michele bachmann -- (laughter). -- is not running for reelection. (audience reacts) she will be missed, i know, she's a true conservative with a vision of our country's future. or possible of a coat rack or a bird. i could never tell what