at the time, it was somewhat .ontroversial he was against prohibition and thank god he was because weouldn't get through this campaign that has driven us all to drink. [laughter] al: i'll drink to that. tonight, we are honored to welcome the tw candidateso for president, hillary clinton and donald trump. [applause] al: gary johnson was supposed to be here tonight. he just called me and asked me from the closet. [laughter] al: i think he was in the pocono's. [laughter] one ofless than a month, electedo will be president of the united states. that was a real buzz kill. [laughter] al: whatever the outcome, it has been a campaign for the history books. it's also the campaign for psychiatry books. [laughter] a few ground rules tonight. titanshillary, we have of wall street here. children.et the even though there is a man sitting next to you in a robe, you're not in a locker room. [laughter] [applause] so please, watcher language. -- watch your language. and hillary, i know you have been here a few times, so you know how this works. you have to remain stoic in the face of insults. just cons