and applause ] who doesn't love a good oompa-loompa?heers and applause ] who doesn't like oompa-loompas? >> steve: oompa-loompa. >> jimmy: this is too bad, you guys. today zayn malik announced that he is officially leaving one direction. [ audience awws ] they asked him, "where are you going?" he said, "another direction." [ laughter ] a business story here. it was just announced that kraft foods is planning to merge with ketchup maker heinz. when asked why it took such a a long time, kraft said they had to turn heinz upside down and just wait. [ laughter and applause ] hit the bottom? no, don't -- that's right, kraft foods and heinz will merge to create the fifth largest food and beverage company in the world. the merger will combine brands like kraft mac and cheese, heinz ketchup, oscar mayer wieners, and philadelphia cream cheese. or as stoners put it, "already did that, bro. [ laughter and applause ] pretty tasty. pretty tasty snack if i don't mind. [ laughter ] wow, i just ate a battery." [ laughter ] >> steve: funion. >> jimmy: th

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>> john boehner looks like an angry oompa-loompa.ume he bribes with chocolate and gob stoppers whatever the hell that means. >> bernie sanders looks like he's trying to stuff a flux capacitor into his delorean. why would anyone say that. >>> built the bomb that killed three people in boston marathon. they were shown pressure cooker nails and fuse found in the apartment. fbi agent testified one of the rooms almost looked like a construction site. dzhokhar tsarnaev's lawyer admitted he and his brother planted bombs near the finish line. the prosecution could restity case early today. >>> let get down do business with cnbc's landon dowdy. hey, loondon. >> good morning to you. apple overhauling its music business working with engineers at beatz to create a music service like spotify. exclusive for itunes. checking the markets, they could be under more pressure after stock fell sharply wednesday dragged down by tech sector. nasdaq having its worst day in nearly a year. oil prices spiking above $52 a barrel on concerns saudi military in ye

>> looks like an angry oompa loompa. assume he bribes his constituents with the chocolate and gob stoppers, whatever the hell that means. >> nancy find a new job as bedpan cleaner or store clerk. you suck as a senator. i'm not a senator. >> kevin mccarthy really needs to work on that whole talking thing. what are they talking about? >> yo boehner. you face won't break and your dog won't die if you smile. ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, tonight's dinner chair, frank thorpe the fifth. >> first of thank you for the help putting together the video. i just tweeted link to it. so if you want to watch it again and again and again feel free to share it. we all have a really big job. we have the privilege of representing the american people while we work to hold their elected representatives on capitol hill accountable. none of that would be possible without the tireless efforts of staff in the house and senate galleries. [ applause ] yeah let's give them a round of applause. yeah. they act as the liaisons between congressional office