oops. and then there is this man shawn spicer.n they are stone-cold busted on this he comes out and said us? we fired the guys. >> we at this point have an allegation. in that mere allegation has caused us to act swiftly and sever our ties with this firm, because we have a zero tolerance when it comes to this. we don't believe that it is appropriate, and we wanted to make a swift and bold action to illustrate that. >> cenk: no, no no. mr. spicer the other side has not engaged in that type of behavior. you have no evidence of that. you have engaged in that behavior of and over again. was the swift bold action before or after he changed his name so he could continue this. they charge us with voter fraud all the time because they know that's what they have been doing behind the scenes for years and years. when we come back who do you think won the last nine presidential debates? i have the answer for you, and i think you might be really surprised. >> i am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperienc

[oinking] oops, again! - okay, pajanimals, time for bed. - oh! - okay. that was funny. - cowbella? - hmm? - we've gotta get ready for bed. - oh. - come on. - why aren't ya comin', cowbella? - we just played that game with sharks and gorillas. - and dragons! raaahhh! - ooh, i'm afraid i'm gonna have a scary dream. - that would not be good. - yeah, i don't like scary dreams at all. - maybe you won't have a scary dream tonight, cowbella. - i won't! - good-- good! - there you go! - because i'm not going to bed tonight.

. - oops! - cowbella says act like a gorilla. - ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

oops. they filed for bankruptcy, but in private equity, they get rich either way. who cares. one of the companies was one of my favorites friendly's. >> the restaurant shut down 63 locations along the east coast including five in western mass after filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy. >> that was from wwlp. what made me angry about that is when you read into the details it turns out the reason they drove friendly's into bankruptcy is they didn't want to pay the pensions of the employees. you're making $8 billion and you're worrying about these pensions by making an extra buck that those serving us jim dandy's all their lives don't get pensions? it's guys like romney and leader who say i'm going to crush whoever's in my path to make an extra nickel. here's the stats. he's worth an estimated $400 million now, that was before his 2009 divorce. 15,000 square foot mansion near boca raton florida where they held the fundraiser. he has a ski house in vermont i do declare. he rented out a house in bridge hampton for $500,000 a month. $500,000 a month! that's two middle class

no, wait -- oops! sometimes a very bad day, you know. just didn't go anywhere, so i... oops!ometimes a bad day turn out a pretty good day because i didn't know what i was doing, so i didn't care too much. i didn't pay too much attention. it work out fine. started not too bad, but i think i lost some energy. sometimes you can only concentrate for so long. i guess this is for today. my husband is jeff kelley, art critic. and he really does his job, not just professionally in the art world, you know, but he does his job thoroughly, intensively at home. he criticize my work all the time. sometime i didn't even want him, you know, to give me feedback. he does anyway all the time. so, i think in general it has been very helpful, but sometimes it really can get on my nerves. well, criticism is a word that gets a bad rap. it usually implies, you know, that you're being judgmental rather than, uh, interested. and you are judgmental sometimes. true, but that's the boundary that sometimes you have to be careful about not crossing. i'm very interested in hung's work. i've seen it for 10

no refunds. >> stephen: to remember, if you would like to atone for your sins that number is 1-888-oops-jew. wow, the calls are starting to come already. shalom, how have you wronged me. >> hey, stephen, this is ira glass. >> ira glass, host of public radio this american life. i recognized your voice because hi the sudden urge to pledge $50 for a dr. who fannie pack. so ira what is your apology. >> stephen, i apologize for never having you on this american life. >> yes. >> so tonight my apology to stephen colbert, act 1, the apology, act 2, you forgive me. >> stephen: well, of course i forgive you ira. >> thank you, stephen, really, i really have come to realize if anybody should be a guest on this american life it's you because you are america. i read will-- learned that from watching your show. >> stephen: thank you, i watch your show too. >> my show is on the radio. (laughter) >> stephen: of course it is,. i turn the sound down and i watch my radio. >> stephen, if i could i would also like everyone to check out a movie i produced and cowrote called sleep walk with me out in theatres now.

oops. [camera clicking] [knocking] - what do you want? - look, we got off on the wrong foot. came over to bury the hatchet and say congratulations. it looks like we've got a new top ranger. let's celebrate! - i don't drink. - oh, me neither. this is non-alcoholic vodka. - you know what? i don't want to celebrate with you. ever since you found out that i'm actually good at my job, you've been a total jerk to me. - well, i'll just leave the bottle so you can celebrate by yourself. god damn it. [grunting] [straining] connie, when does ethel start her period? - in three hours, 12 minutes, and 22 seconds. why? - are you okay? - go away. - look, i shouldn't have been so hard on you. i know it must be tough having a new ranger like me around. i'm willing to forgive and forget. - how 'bout another hug? you know what? i want to get this hug just right. - steve, you're being silly-- - hug me, bitch! to brickleberry. where the hell am i? - where the [bleep]'s that waffle house, shit-breath? - ethel? - hey, i'd kick a baby in his face for some hash browns. - ethel? - shut up, agent [blee

oops? research isn't being done on what is more likely to kill us. oops. john: i'm almost puzzled by people's explanations why they fear this or that. the reason for the threat does sometimes seem more important than the risk. here's one woman's explanation why she fears terrorists more than car crashes. >> there are people that want, want me dead. that is what a terrorist act is. in a car crash there is not anyone out there trying to kill me with their car. john: i don't get it. you're just as dead. why if somebody wants you dead does that make it much scarerry to people? >> it is how you get dead. john: car crash is just as violent. >> yeah but not the only component how that feels. you heard her. i will give you a perfect example. you use mobile phone sometimes when you drive. you're a new yorker. do you drive? john: yes. >> have you ever had the experience, audience might have. and the phone. driving along. using psychological effect optimism bias what you a smart fellow knows is risky behavior. opt michl bias say, woken happen to me. we play mental ga

. - oops! cowbella says act like a gorilla. - ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah. - ooh, ooh, ooh-- ooh, ooh, ooh. - i'm a cuckoo bird. - cowbella says roar like a dragon! - raaahhh! - raaahhh! - raaahhh! - raaahhh! - oh, oh, dragon's are scary! act like a cute little baby pink piggy! - piggy, okay. [oinking] oops, again! - okay, pajanimals, time for bed. - oh! - okay. that was funny. - cowbella? - hmm? - we've gotta get ready for bed. - oh. - come on. - why aren't ya comin', cowbella? - we just played that game with sharks and gorillas. - and dragons! raaahhh! - ooh, i'm afraid i'm gonna have a scary dream. - that would not be good. - yeah, i don't like scary dreams at all. - maybe you won't have a scary dream tonight, cowbella. - i won't! - good-- good! - there you go! - because i'm not going to bed tonight. - huh?! - if i don't go to bed, then i won't go to sleep, and if i don't go to sleep, then-then i won't have another scary dream like the other ones i've had. i was in the sea riding on a whale a merm

oops you just killed their family.hey're not going to hate you if you killed their mom, their baby and their aunt? of course they're going to hate you. it's not just about the movie but it's this anger and resentment about these issues and one other thing that is important that is never talked about here. that is the autopsy. muslims all across the world not just palestinians feel a deep sense of shame and embarrassments that muslims in the holy lands have occupied for 60 years. you can have a difference of opinion on why that is the case, and why they have not reached a settlement, but this burns deeply. you may say surprised wow, it's just a movie. but it's not just a movie. they feel they have no power and they can't strike back. that's why they have this protest, passion and anger. let's begin to start to understand one another. now the final piece of irony really muslims say i can't believe pastor terry jones would burn a qur'an. so let's grab an american flag and burn it. how does that make any sense? you want us

they get the last-minute surprise, oops, can't buy it. can't get the money. >> reporter: can they get the appraisal up for are they suck? we brought in alice, one of the leadest appraisal experts to help. >> we need a hatchet. >> she said the overgrown yard is a big problem. >> this is deferd maintenance. >> reporter: maintenance counts. an appraiser can take off thousand of dollars for having an unkempt yard. >> reporter: in the kitchen, jessica already stripped down the cabinets and painted them white but alice wants the fawcett updated. >> it makes it look jazzier. >> reporter: she said don't redo the entire kitchen. adding a new facet could be considered an update and adds value. >> then the office. >> reporter: down stairs it's out with the old and in with the new. alice said an old tv can actually make the whole room look dated. >> and she notices this. >> is there a rean why there's carpet on top of carpet? >> carpet on top of carpet will read like a stain. don't want to give the appraiser the impression you're hiding something. al

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oops. where's the compass? >>> finally, check this out. hollywood's walk of fame is one place you won't be finding the ubiquitous kim kardashian. all saying she wanted her own star, winning the award is part of the criteria for being selected and a career in business or acting for five years or more. i wonder if that isn't true and they just said that to her? >>> wtwo, nbc news in terra haute, indiana, in nearby bloomington, watch closely. we did not speed up the video you are about to see. it shows 7-year-old austin who's shattering records for stacking cups. the second grader has been known to do it in less than 2 seconds. he got his start months ago after seeing videos of the so-called sports stacking online. >> you didn't speed that up? >> no, this is regular speed. austin says he feels like "the fastest in the whole universe." pretty fast. he has skills. >> he is the fastest in the world. i'm veronica de la cruz. this is "early today," the first stop of the day today on your nbc stations. >>> on parade in poland. in the 18th annual sa

oops. >> tonight we take you behind the scenes. >> see if they can do this flash. >> we'll show you what they don't like to talk about. >> so lying is okay in politics? >> what's behind winning the presidency? ♪ >> when it to say winning the presidency, i'd like to think that the choices about whose ideas are better, but when you talk to people behind the scenes they talk about moments. >> there are a series of moments. that's what matters. >> remember the scream? howard dean led john kerry in early polls, but then after a loss he tried to rally the troops. >> we're going to california, and texas, and new york! >> the room was noisy. and people in the room said, this sounded like a normal rally. >> and then we're going to washington, d.c. to take back the white house! yay! >> but because dean's microphone picked up only dean's voice, the tv broadcast made him sound crazy. >> yay! >> that unfairly may have killed his campaign. even images can matter more than issues. this video is said to have hurt john kerry. this is said to have helped bill clinton. bill clinton. in the 1980 republican

oops. >> that was the quietest oops in history, but, boy, was it funny. here is herman cain. >> 9-9-9 is bold. it expands the base. i have proposed 9-9-9. put it in the 9-9-9 plan. 9-9-9. remember, 9-9-9. my top priority is 9-9-9. jobs, jobs, jobs. >> i think capital punishment may be better than listening to that guy say the number nine. even michele bachmann knew these numbers didn't add up. >> when you take the 9-9-9 plan and you turn it upside down, i think the devil is in the details. >> oh, my god. that's the sign of the beast. where does her mind go? that's an assumption. all of this and more has taken a toll on the party. for evidence look at the pollster.com. that's right i.d. fascinating number. the number of people who identify themselves as republicans has been declining over the past six months. if you ask people, what are you? look at that, how the number has gone down dramatically. not me anymore. they've got a weak county. religious conservatives, that's part of the problem for some people. relying on a shrinking portion of the voting popu

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. >>> coming up a college oops, a top round dog and a showdown gets washed out. plus the baltimore orioles slug their way into first place. your early morning sports headlines are straight ahead. >>> in the eastern half of the u.s. is just so humid you know there's going to be thunderstorm this afternoon. i'll tell you who coming up in your forecast. you're watching "early today." >>> good morning. if you're just waking up, this is "early today." and in sports, the yankees lost again last night, removing new york's long exclusive grip on first place. here's nbc's fred roggin with an early look at all your sports headlines. >>> good morning. in mid-july the yanks had a ten-game lead in the a.l. east and today that lead is gone. the yanks have been reeling since the all-star break and the rays handed them their seventh loss. the pinstripes are falling apart at the seams. tampa won it 5-2. orioles made a statement in toronto. mark reynolds made a three-run shot, his fifth in five games. baltimore grab add share in the east with a commanding 12-0 win. then you have n

>> oops. >> jon: oh, right. that concludes our segment "mitt romney is the s.e.c.-luckiest dude on the planet." welcome back! my guest tonight is the reigning king of jordan. welcome back to the program king abdullaabdull abdullah ii. (cheers and applause) thank you so much for being here again. i just wanted to let you know as an emissary of the united states our president, i know, was scheduled to meet with you today. (laughter) he was not doing a stupid t.v. show. (laughter) he was very busy with strategic-- meetings. (laughter) whoopi goldbergstan, i believe it is. >> i heard. >> jon: that the talk of-- you were at the u.n. today. does anyone-- is there any discussion amongst world leaders about the american president not being available for face-to-face meetings? is that not a-- is that upsetting? >> not that i heard, no. i think everybody's there preparing for their speeches and in side meets with other leaders. that was not an issue. >> jon: so we are, in fact, perhaps, in some respects blowing this out of proportion? >> most likely, probably. (laughter) >>

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- oops. - only you can prevent big vats of acid. oof! aah! [gurgling] - i [bleep] love it. - aah! [typing] ding! >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. whoa, we got a show for you, joining us from the new york knicker bockers basketball club mr. amare stoudemire will be joining us. we will trade notes on how each of us celebrated yom kippur. now, obviously you have heard about the tensions in syria, iran, throughout the mideast. but there is a battle brewing much closer to home. >> tonight the food fight sweeping school cafeterias nationwide. >> students who say healthy lunches now mandated under federal guidelines are leaving them hungry. >> jon: news flash! extra extra, children think school lunches suck. (laughter) we now go out to our own captain obvious who has been following this story since schools began serving lunch. (laughter) all right, what's the problem? >> smaller portions, fewer calories, less meat and cheese, and more fruit

oop, it's my phone. i'm gonna have to take this. i'll be right back. from the victim's boat. thanks. we get any prints? no, tayback must've wiped 'em all. hang on. hydraulic pump, underwater cutting tools. those are all salvage equipment, right? yeah, there was a bunch of 'em. expensive stuff. thanks. (blinds rattle) no problem. yeah. okay. yeah, that looks better. is any of your equipment missing? go away. greg said not to speak with you. your salvage equipment-- we found some on jay's boat. so? so is any of it yours? if greg was jay's partner in the salvage of the "fremont"" they would have used your company's equipment. greg didn't do this. so prove it. is any of your gear missing? no, it's all accounted for. so jay used his own gear, which means greg wasn't the partner. oh, the killer, you mean? no, of course not. greg couldn't hurt anyone. he incriminated himself. greg told me that he was on a boat going to see jay the morning of his death. i think he was lying to protect someone else. yeah. you. it was you on that boat. greg made me promise not t

and hamilton and oops. two runs score and 4-0 athletics.s drills it to center and here comes hamilton and he miss plays that one too. donaldson scores five. the texas starter was yanked in the first. the top of the second and chris carter and the a's with a new al record. 1,332 strikeouts this year and the previous mark was held by the 07 rays. steven drew singles home and 7-3a's. drew had four hits and six innings and allowed three runs. the a's win it 9-3 and remain half a game behind baltimore. they are three back of texas for the division lead. the giants are getting set for the post season and expected to announce tomorrow that cabrera will not be on their playoff roster. cabrera serving a suspension and the giants will moving move -- will move on without him. a proposal at at&t park and she said yes with lucille presiding. knocks in pagan and the 100th r.b.i of the season. buster for president. matt cane and seven scoreless and struck out six. the giants win it 6-0 and the canes' 16th victory of the year. as we reported earlier, the r

oops -- >> jimmy: they look pretty good. hey!-oh! [ light laughter ] that's good, right?here and right here -- this is some rock salt with fresh cilantro. you blend that up. instead of just your plain, old -- >> jimmy: rock salt with cilantro. >> yeah, salt -- you got that -- you got nice color to it. >> jimmy: all right, good. >> you can put a couple more -- >> jimmy: and then lime in there? i just see it there so i'm assuming it in there. what is the bitters for? >> the bitters -- a couple dashes of that at the end just to even it out. >> jimmy: all right, good. >> right. make it -- 'cause everybody's got this lying around. you gotta use it once in a while. >> jimmy: i don't think so. but there ya go -- that's a tasty bev. >> it's unbelievs. [ light laughter ] do you love it? [ cheers and applause ] it's all right. [ shouts in spanish ] here we go. >> all right, here we go. now, let's do the -- now, we're gonna make my fried meatball sandwich. >> jimmy: now, fried meatball -- look at the size of this thing. >> that is -- those are three pound patties, just about. look a

oops my bad.riends at late night with jimmy fallon have a little segment called late night hash tags. jimmy was inspired by the controversy over the nfl replacement refs so he started a hash tag called oops my bad. viewers responded with some of their most embarrassing moments. >> this one is from a 4 d zack 13. she said i yelled at a waitress for not giving me four tortillas, she then pointed to the menu and said flour tortillas. well, then, sorry, i think you spelled it wrong. this last one, doll 4 rob she says at my son's birthday party kids were hitting the pinata but nothing was coming out. i didn't know it came empty. eight crying kids. there you have it. i didn't think it was anything. i had pain in my abdomen... it just wouldn't go away. i was spotting, but i had already gone through menopause. these symptoms may be nothing... but they could be early warning signs of a gynecologic cancer, such as cervical, ovarian, or uterine cancer. feeling bloated for no reason. that's what i remember. s

. >> oop. >> remember herman cain, the front-runner in the primaries at one time.elf-confidence doesn't seem to have taken a hit. he talked to reporters about how he would be doing. "cain said he would have been doing better if he was the nominee saying that he'd probably have a substantial lead on president obama at this point. he said, i have depth to my ideas. instead he's focused on a stint on being a radio host and maybe tv." remember he blasted others that said it was more of a publicity stunt. that's "hardball" for now. thanks for being us. coming up next. jj ramberg with "your business." [ female announcer ] think a thick cream is the only way to firm skin? challenge the need for such heavy measures with olay. regenerist micro-sculpting serum for firmer skin in 5 days. pretty heavy lifting for such a lightweight. [ female announcer ] olay regenerist. [ children laughing ] ♪ ...is the smell of salt in the air. ♪ it's the sound a seashell makes. [ seagulls calling ] away...is a place that's beyond your imagination, yet well within your means. find your away.

oops, we're starting to depriving that pension year after year instead of paying taxes, and not help you have a secure retirement. i'm sorry, that's our obligation we made to public workers. there's nothing wrong with it. >> tracey, we should be treating the public workers different than the private workers. what do you say? >> my god. promises, promises. how many broken promises are sitting at this table? we have so many marriages sitting at this table we don't know what to do with ourselves. it's looney tunes. we don't have the money. you can't keep printing money to bail these people out. this continuum has got to stop. our children are the ones that are going to be dealing with this. just stop it! you do not have to live happily ever after on our pension. >> these are government workers who get a pension -- teacher pension of $43,000 a year. you think that's ridiculous, offensive? meanwhile we have billionaires paying the lowest tax rate in our country -- >> that's a totally different debate. that's a totally different debate. guys, please. >> guys, let's bring it in here. first

and hamilton and oops. two runs score and 4-0 athletics.rrick norris drills it to center and here comes hamilton and he miss plays that one too. donaldson scores five. the texas starter was yanked in the first. the top of the second and chris carter and the a's with a new al record. 1,332 strikeouts this year and the previous mark was held by the 07 rays. steven drew singles home and 7-3a's. drew had four hits and six innings and allowed three runs. the a's win it 9-3 and remain half a game behind baltimore. they are three back of texas for the division lead. the giants are getting set for the post season and expected to announce tomorrow that cabrera will not be on their playoff roster. cabrera serving a suspension and the giants will moving move -- will move on without him. a proposal at at&t park and she said yes with lucille presiding. knocks in pagan and the 100th r.b.i of the season. buster for president. matt cane and seven scoreless and struck out six. the giants win it 6-0 and the canes' 16th victory of the year. as we reported ear

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