hartman heard it from angela, angela from opie, opie from herbert. herbert heard it from tom tucker. tucker heard it from bender on futurama, oddly enough, for some reason. bender heard it from al harrington, harrington from reo speedwagon. ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ ♪ heard it from another... reo speedwagon saved us several stops, as they, too, had backtracked the joke to some extent. but when their trail had led to a bartender in virginia, they had given up, much the way the world had given up on them. in fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "time for me to fly." no, don't! all the money goes to my bitch ex-wife! can you play our song? peter: okay, lead singer from asia. ♪ now, sure as the sun will cross the sky ♪ ♪ this lie is over... we can't go to virginia, peter. bonnie and lois planned that couples weekend to maine. we're supposed to leave in the morning. yeah, peter, we've looked long enough. maybe the joke doesn't have a source. don't be stupid. somebody had to have made it up.

estan ahora mismo en huelga de hambre, asegurando que lo que viven alli es un un "encierro inhumano"....opie no comparten las victimas del crimen.... ---maria paula ochoa informa... take pkg 00:21 00:49 01:08 01:33 01:46 cesar ---la adolescente secuestrada al sur del estado aparecio en publico por primera vez desde su liberacion para recaudar fondos en favor de su familia... take vo ---hannah anderson de 16 aÑos no habl a la prensa y se quedo al interior del restaurante junto a su padre por horas... ---la jovencita ya se encuentra en su hogar cinco das despus que agentes del fbi mataron a un amigo de la familia del que se sospecha tortur y mat a su madre y hermano y escap con ella a los bosques de idaho. cesar ---segun un importante diario, la agencia nacional de seguridad de estados unidos, pudo haber incurrido en mas de 2-mil violaciones de la privacidad de los ciudadanos.... ---una informacion inquietante que contrasta con declaraciones recientes de la administracion obama ...lori montenegro nos amplia... take pkg 00:24 01:10 01:48 roll weather open roll weather open cesar --- javier cas

going to thank you there i'm a call you on that or i'm a bar one hundred fifty from you doing what opie and i said oh ok we'll play a white jewish guy walker mistrials up search and select thanks to my guests fars with a girl in the lead daniels' the butler opens in theaters august sixteenth and remember you could probably be on twitter at kings things i'll see you next time. wealthy british style. time. market why not it's going to. find out what's really happening to the global economy with max cons are for a no holds barred look at the global financial headlines tune into kinds a report on r t. the nation free cretaceous a free concert for chargers free. range month free risk free. to type free. download free broadcast quality video for your media projects and free media oh don darty dot com. well. it's technology innovations all the latest developments from around russia we've gone to the future are covered. to live on one hundred thirty three bucks a month for food. you know how fabulous i got so many i mean the towns i know that i've seen the same thing really messed up. in the ol

from the "opie and anthony radio show" in the role of shoulda, please welcome author and comedian, author norton. author, author. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jay: next a very talented actress and comedian who performs the voice in our photo booth pieces and is the host of the motherfunnyshow.com. playing the part of coulda. kyra soltanovich. kyra, come on out here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jay: and finally is woulda. he's the star of amc's "showville." a very funny stand up comedian. alec mapa. alec, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jay: guys, here's what we do. we -- i present the stories about real people and you answer using woulda, coulda, shoulda. here's our first story. >> former spurs star dennis rodman says he deserves to be considered for the nobel peace prize. >> hmm. and in an interview with "sports illustrated," the basketball star says he should be recognized for his trip to north korea in february. he says since his visit, kim jong un, hasn't blown up any countries that he threatened to nuke. rodman also told the magazine, "why it's been left to me to smooth th

. >> bill: folks in north carolina, like aunt bee, opie, who can't physically get to the department ofotor vehicles to get the i.d.? >> let me tell you what i'm saying. >> no, no, no. is that what you are saying. >> no, no, no. we got to take it step-by-step. >> the full answer is this is purposely done to stop democratic voters, people likely to vote democratic. >> that's your opinion. >> it's true. >> no it's not true you can't prove it. >> bill: you are saying some people in north carolina can't get to the department of motor vehicles. this narrowsment amount of people who will be eligible to vote. like a poll tax. >> bill: if they couldn't get to the department of motor vehicles how could they get to the polls? how could they get there. >> not everybody drives a car. >> how do they get to the polls? >> the polls are often in your neighborhood. the motor vehicles can't far. >> purposely put them far away. >> purposeful attempt to stop. [ laughter ] >> you can laugh all you want. >> bill: it's absurd. >> why are you addressing a problem that doesn't exist. there is a not a problem at

when you are done, get another glass of wine and pick up a opy of the book and get mike to sign it for you. in going through these bios, there is a bunch of v matter at the end of them. he has one of the greatest lines, in addition to all these awards he has won, which i will not bore you with right now. satisfies for say he has won every significance award that a photographer of his stature should win. he in 2001 worked on a three-part series on mexican immigration included in a book that i questions i have never heard before but must now pick up called the best american non-required reading. i would like to start out by asking, you were there as recently as 2012. >> i just left 10 months ago. >> sorry. we journalists are bad at ath. my apologies. let's talk a little bit about the current state of affairs there. while targeted killings of journalists seem to have at least for the last 12 months, not been a feature of the threats facing reporters there, let's talk about what that environment is like? we shouldn't be lulled into thinking that all is somehow now a magically permissive en

what is important to remember is before we had this table and opie are, the tso had no appeal rights in any case out there. now they have the right to appeal and they can go to that appeals board and say, i believe, based on my time and service, by my clean record, by the evidence i provided you, that i should not be held accountable for this. there is an appeal process based on that and it has been a helpful tool for us. >> my concern might be, and i u.s. attorney and walking with the o usa, if there were any discipline issues with respect to my employees at the time, they often wanted to compare what our discipline attorneyso other offices, and that is important when you have large agencies like tsa. the concern is, how often are they issuing penalties and how are you keeping track? that opens the agency up for a lot more problems beyond the appeals ross s, the inconsistency of penalties. areour knowledge, how often reports wavering from that table? >> what we are trying to do from that process recommended is we have made a stronger database so we can track the information now. one