first up, gandalf and optimus prime.mit. strengths include gandalf's impervious to fire attacks and optimus prime's ability to turn into an 18-wheeler in case they need to move any bulk dry goods down the interstate. weaknesses include gandalf's constant smoking of the hobbit's pipe weed means he might be a little freaked out by a giant talking robot. but they're not the only wizard-robot combo on the block. they'll be taking on the tag team of dumbledore and voltron. coming in at 700 tons, the headmaster of hogwarts has a new class of students: five far-out teenagers piloting mechanical space lions who combine to form a 180-foot humanoid fighting machine. strengths include functional lion mouths for hands and feet and tenure. weaknesses include osteoperosis and being made of teenagers, meaning half of voltron wants to hook up with the other half. okay, thomas, who do you like in this one? optimus the grey or dumbletron? what say you? >> stephen, i think like a lot of americans i have worried about this exact scenario fo

i went with dumbledore and voltron, and the winner was gandalf and optimus prime with 68% of the vote lost last week. i may have lost, but do not get cocky, lennon. i know where you live. thursdays at 8:30, 7:30 central. only... cbs! now, let's meet this week's opponent. she's an actress, comedian, and senior political correspondent on "the daily show." put your hands together for jessica williams! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: good to see you. thank you for being here. jessica. good to have you here. >> thank you for having me. i appreciate it. >> stephen: jessica,un i don't take this match-up lightly because i know you are a formidable opponent. i understand you have a new podcast. >> it's called two dope queens. >> stephen: two dope queens. okay. >> me and one of my closest friends, phoebe robinson and we have a bunch of stand-up comedians from new york. >> stephen: are you two dope queens or two dope queens. >> a little bit of both. come to our show and listen to our podcast. >> stephen: could i be a guest. can i be a doab queen? >> you can be dope queen. >> stephen: we'

then i ride in in a chariot by show girls and then i announce the vice president optimus prime.'ll transform america to be great again up, roll credits. >> and that's how it goes apparently. that is your morning dish of "scrambled politics." look who is here this morning. joining me in studio, jonathan allen in person. >> so nice to see you. >> i know, in the flesh, so great to see you. you want to talk about this donald trump there? >> yeah, i was trying to figure out which is more cartoonish, the one on the set there or the one we see every day. though he's getting less and less like that. >> i was going to they, he's making a bit of a shift here. is he going mainstream and is that a big mistake because a large part of his appeal is that he speaks his mind. he goes unscripted and says it feels like he feels it. >> i think he has to convince a lot of the folks in the rep condition party and -- republican party and the independents he wants to be president of the united states. i think those who love him understand what he needs to do to be a serious contender for the presidency

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then i take my throne and announce my vice president, optimus prime.ether, we will transform america to be great again! roll credits. >> stephen: okay, that sounds lovely, that's a lovely plan. that's if you win. what if other campaigns try campaigns try to bribe your delegates with free stuff? >> bring it. nobody can beat me in toys. i'm talking jets, bouncy castles, all-you-can-eat shrimp, arsenio hall's there, he's dressed like a shrimp, and he will fight meat loaf, who's dressed as a meatloaf. >> stephen: that certainly does sound nice. but what if ted cruz outspends you? >> oh, i'd like to see him try, because the weather forecast calls for rain, baby, rain. partly cloudy with a chance of ben frank languages. oh, and harriet tubman. black people love me. >> stephen: wow, that's a lot of cash, sir. >> come on, put 'em on the glass, stephen! give the people what they want! >> stephen: i can't do that. but if you're really giving out that kind of cash, i wish i was a delegate. >> wait, you're not a delegate? what the hell am i doing here? >> stephen: