hello and welcome to the one show with ore oduba. and alexjones.of reasons to be cheerful tonight. first reason to be cheerful — we've got max with us! he has a story with a sad beginning, but a happy ending. second reason to be cheerful — it's three days until the royal wedding! excitement continues to grow and we're chatting all things meghan markle. third reason to be cheerful — the kooks are here! big cheer! they'll be giving us a uk exclusive performance of their brand new single. that is not it. there's a lot to celebrate today — so it's a shame we've booked two guests who have variously described themselves as... "bleak", "pernickety", "miserable", "someone who nothing interesting will ever happen to", "stubborn" and "a national disgrace". the list goes on. please welcome a pair of stubborn, miserable, national disgraces — the very funny, jo brand and jon richardson! who said what about themselves — can you remember? who is the national disgrace? of course. and i can guess pernickety. excuse me, i can disagree, it would just prove your point

or oduba: on! nds. warwickshire, with these ladies! you have been here soaking up royal wedding favour for have been here soaking up royal wedding favourfor a have been here soaking up royal wedding favour for a couple of days — just ascribe it? wedding favour for a couple of days - just ascribe it? it is incredible, i don't even know where to look, there is so much going on! i walk around with my mouth open all the timejust staring at around with my mouth open all the time just staring at everything! and david beckham is still to come! i know! it could get embarrassing! tell us about the shipston christmas community lunch? we started it a couple of years ago we decided we wanted to do fully something for young people who may be on their own at christmas and it has been a success, at christmas and it has been a success, getting the community involved in providing a traditional christmas dinner on christmas day. incredible, it is a bit strange to be talking about christmas when it is about 30 degrees