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oreo. i don't like check late that much. golden, vanilla with the cream inside and get double stuffed. >> do you like white chocolate also. >> i like white chocolate. >> you like dark chocolate. >> nope. >> how about this uber, you like uber: it started testing self driving cars in public streets in pittsburgh. we are getting a ride in the future. >>> bob, tell us about the ride around future. >> i could probably eat a pack of vanilla double stuff on...
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i'm not eating oreos any more. neither chris. no more oreos for either of us. >>> chris christy is advising trump on his vice presidential choice. >>> a man was diving off the coast of florida when he merge to find the boat was nowhere to be found. two large sharks were swimming below. he spent an hour and half with the sharks you heard him whistling. the coast guard located the lost boat it drifted away. >>> tescha will perform at the billboard award. she said dr. luke sexually abused her for years. the billboard awards airs at 8 can p.m. >>> three pen attacked in center city are suing their assailants. we'll give you more on that. >>> the cdc releases their poop in the pool report might make you think about diving in. we'll have that when "action news" continues. >>> breaking right now, there are signs of the missing egypt air flight 804 that crashed over the mediterranean. >>> a teenager is gunned down in wilmington, marking the second student death for a school in delaware in the past month. >>> delebear a free we'll beast ha
i'm not eating oreos any more. neither chris. no more oreos for either of us. >>> chris christy is advising trump on his vice presidential choice. >>> a man was diving off the coast of florida when he merge to find the boat was nowhere to be found. two large sharks were swimming below. he spent an hour and half with the sharks you heard him whistling. the coast guard located the lost boat it drifted away. >>> tescha will perform at the billboard award. she said dr....
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. >> he also can't eat oreos for a while. >> can't eat oreos. >> is that what you said about christie. >> he's been saying the oreo thing for a long time and then bringing christie into it. >> poor chris christie i'm starting to feel sorry for the guy every time he brings him out he does something to humiliate the man. >> i think he's a big boy he knows what he's doing. >> the front payment of outlook washington he would not take on first lady duties but he should you know if why say my husband would not take on traditional female gender roles do you think the headline is compe compelling and an attack on hillary clinton. >> this is funniest. >> that's a great picture. >> anybody expect that's what clin top will be doing if he end up in white house. >> the point of the arthur maybe it should be not be funn funny. >> i think it's a good point but i don't think you can control bill clinton in a number of ways especially that. if we want to g white house and fix the economy that's what's hillary clinton asked him to did. >> this is the man has so many connections to so many people it doe
. >> he also can't eat oreos for a while. >> can't eat oreos. >> is that what you said about christie. >> he's been saying the oreo thing for a long time and then bringing christie into it. >> poor chris christie i'm starting to feel sorry for the guy every time he brings him out he does something to humiliate the man. >> i think he's a big boy he knows what he's doing. >> the front payment of outlook washington he would not take on first lady duties...
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. >>> and, no more, oreos? >> these are chris, you are not eating oreos anymore. >> what prompted this jab at chris christie from his good friend, donald trump. >>> and good day, hits the road, we are in doylestown this morning, and in just a few minutes, we will reveal one of the biggest prizes we have ever given away, on this show. >> ♪ >>> it will be big because today is a big day. we're here in doylestown. hi, doylestown. >> everybody say hello. >> we have shut down state street. so many people, he so many things going on. i'm so excited. this is my first time in doylestown. speak of doylestown and people, where is mike. i lose him on these live shows. >> i'm here. i'm here. >> thanks for showing up. >> mike. >> look at this weather. >> beautiful weather. >> how should we kick off the show here on state street. >> yes, we need a marching band here we come. >> ♪ >>> hey, good to see you. >> look at that. >> i'm hung gray. >> she's a taco. >> come on, mike. >> hi, everybody. >> hello, hello. >> who let the do
. >>> and, no more, oreos? >> these are chris, you are not eating oreos anymore. >> what prompted this jab at chris christie from his good friend, donald trump. >>> and good day, hits the road, we are in doylestown this morning, and in just a few minutes, we will reveal one of the biggest prizes we have ever given away, on this show. >> ♪ >>> it will be big because today is a big day. we're here in doylestown. hi, doylestown. >> everybody say...
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you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back. i'm here for the new iphone. my horoscope told me i should get one. well it just so happens that right now, we're offering a really great deal on the iphone. oh, great. so your horoscope said buy the new iphone? oh yeah. it said, "this day will be fairly eventful." yeah, i mean there's no other way to interpret that. totally, right? at&t has a better reason to get a new iphone. switch to at&t and get up to $650 in credits per line announcing pizza hut's new applewood smoked bacon and melty cheese in the crust pizza hut's bacon stuffed crust pizza is here! now with applewood smoked bacon shhh and loaded with cheese just $12.99. only at pizza hut. ♪usic: "sex machine" by james brown ♪ ♪ ♪ around the world. around the clock. in defense of all we hold dear back home. america's navy. >> trevor: welcome bac
you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back. i'm here for the new iphone. my horoscope told me i should get one. well it just so happens that right now, we're offering a really great deal on the iphone. oh, great. so your horoscope said buy the new iphone? oh yeah. it said, "this day will be...
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you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back. i'm here for the new iphone. my horoscope told me i should get one. well it just so happens that right now, we're offering a really great deal on the iphone. oh, great. so your horoscope said buy the new iphone? oh yeah. it said, "this day will be fairly eventful." yeah, i mean there's no other way to interpret that. totally, right? at&t has a better reason to get a new iphone. switch to at&t and get up to $650 in credits per line ♪ ♪ give extra. get extra. hey, can we get some beers? beer! ice cold beer! what beer? ummmm... redd's apple ale! i'll take one too. me too! hey! redd's apple ale! redd's apple ale. crisp like an apple. brewed like a beer. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. now we are less than a week away from memorial day weekend which is why he consider it to be the official start
you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back. i'm here for the new iphone. my horoscope told me i should get one. well it just so happens that right now, we're offering a really great deal on the iphone. oh, great. so your horoscope said buy the new iphone? oh yeah. it said, "this day will be...
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you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. aha! cinnamon. milk. cinna-milk. cinnamon toast crunch. crunch! crave those crazy squares. cinna-milk! with booking.com's range rebel and key can wing it all the way to jordan and chelsea's wedding. rumble! road trip. there she is. uh oh, oh, oh, oh, what? so here is our road trip itinerary. what's this? a bunch of different plac
you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer...
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i am not eating oreos. neither is chris. you are not eating oreos anymore.s for either of us. don't feel bad, chris. no oreos for either of us. i will tell you what, folks. there has got to be consequences. when they move, there has got to be consequences. now i have watched for six years as the united states government, on a federal basis, the united states government worked very hard. they wanted to loan money to companies, give them low interest loans. you know, some companies took the money, and then they moved anyway. who does these agreements? but they want to come up with ideas. so here is my idea. it is not an idea, it is so simple. they worked on it for six years. in the meantime, you look at new jersey, you look at new york, by the way, look at different parts of this country, what nafta has done to us, signed by bill clinton, by the way. [crowd boos] mr. trump: it is one of the worst trade deals in my opinion, and the history of this country. one of the worst ever. and it is going to be repealed, believe me. it is going to be changed. it is going
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. >> today i have oreos from the oreo wonder vault so they're always dreaming up new flavors and thesee ones are based off fruity pebbles. >> naturally. >> yes. >> this color. >> it's like a blueberry pie. >> natural color. >> this may be the first time that ron hasn't reached for the food. >> i'm not going for this. >> they will be sold exclusively at target, you guys. these are like fruity pebbles, the cereal. >> they're good. >> dangerous. >> do you do just the frosting in the middle? oh, this just came right off. >> i could see myself eating a sleeve of these and going into a deep, deep shame spiral for a while. >> i did the shame spiral after the burger yesterday, definitely. >> really? >> ate the rest of it. >> went home and -- >> amazing. >> such a pleasure to have you this weekend. thank you for filling in. cecilia, you, as well. >> thanks. i'm sorry. i had recoraer oreos in my mout. you were saying? >> and very quickly, do you think the indy 500, will the weather hold? >> i think for the start of the race. should be a fast track, go get them. >> all right. >> whoever. >> that
. >> today i have oreos from the oreo wonder vault so they're always dreaming up new flavors and thesee ones are based off fruity pebbles. >> naturally. >> yes. >> this color. >> it's like a blueberry pie. >> natural color. >> this may be the first time that ron hasn't reached for the food. >> i'm not going for this. >> they will be sold exclusively at target, you guys. these are like fruity pebbles, the cereal. >> they're good....
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the oreos or other candy?u take tons of oreos and tons of candy and it goes back in the oven for 15 minutes and you let it cool, preferably overnight. then slice it into amazingly small pieces. >> and you're in heaven. i'm going for it. you are the best. if you want more of this recipe head to today.com/food. we'll stroand restoring aing a newbfather's faith. it's standing tall after one surgery... not six. stronger is being a typical kid... despite a rare disorder. stronger is finding it earlier... and coming home sooner. stronger is seeking answers... and not giving up, until you find them. because we don't just want your kids to grow up, we want them to grow up stronger. >>> as part of the 100 park services's birthday, dylan is in acadia national park to speak with people marking the occasion. dylan? >> we always have amazing folks that celebrate their 100th birthday with smuc
the oreos or other candy?u take tons of oreos and tons of candy and it goes back in the oven for 15 minutes and you let it cool, preferably overnight. then slice it into amazingly small pieces. >> and you're in heaven. i'm going for it. you are the best. if you want more of this recipe head to today.com/food. we'll stroand restoring aing a newbfather's faith. it's standing tall after one surgery... not six. stronger is being a typical kid... despite a rare disorder. stronger is finding it...
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i am not eating oreos. neither is chris. you are not eating oreos anymore.s for either of us. don't feel bad, chris. no oreos for either of us. i will tell you what, folks. there has got to be consequences. when they move, there has got to be consequences. watched for six years as the united states government, on a federal basis, the united states government worked very hard. they wanted to loan money to companies, give them low interest loans. you know some companies took the , money, and then they moved anyway. they want to come up with ideas. so here is my idea. it is not an idea, it is so simple. they worked on it for six years. in the meantime, you look at new jersey, you look at new york by , the way, look at different parts of the country, what nafta has done to us, signed by bill clinton by the way, signed by bill clinton, the first trade -- worst trade deal, in my opinion, in the history of the country, one of the worst ever. and it is going to be repealed, believe me. it is going to be changed. it is going to be repealed or totally renegotiated, pr
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>> i don't think you should have made an oreo joke to chris christie. >> i have a question. we had former defense secretary robert gates on the show yesterday. i'm going to play for you a bit of what he had to say. he had concerns about both candidates, you and hillary clinton. take a listen. >> i think they are especially apprehensive about the unpredictability and the threats of mr. trump. and some of the things he's said from having japan and south korea have nuclear weapons to breaking off the relationship with with china and so on and so forth. these are all serious concern. the worry is that even before the election, countries begin to take steps to offset these dangers or these perceived shifts in u.s. policy in ways that put greater distance between ourselves and them in terms of cooperation in the future. >> and donald, i want to know what you think of those comments. >> the comments are wrong. he knows nothing about me. he knows nothing about what i said. i'm not a big fan of his because you look at two things. look at where our country is with years of him being i
>> i don't think you should have made an oreo joke to chris christie. >> i have a question. we had former defense secretary robert gates on the show yesterday. i'm going to play for you a bit of what he had to say. he had concerns about both candidates, you and hillary clinton. take a listen. >> i think they are especially apprehensive about the unpredictability and the threats of mr. trump. and some of the things he's said from having japan and south korea have nuclear...
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>> there's cheesecake, oreos and brownies. >> once you spread that in, you take tons of oreos and tonsu let it cool, preferably overnight. then slice it into amazingly small pieces. >> and you're in heaven. i'm going for it. you are the best. if you want more of this recipe head to today.com/food. we'll be back with "today" on >>> as part of the 100 park services's birthday, dylan is in acadia national park to speak with people marking the occasion. dylan? >> we always have amazing folks that celebrate their 100th birthday with smucker's and with us. happy 100th birthday to miss ellen goldberg of new jersey. she and her husband used to ride on their bicycle built for two in yellow outfits with their yellow radio on the boardwalk. can you guess what her favorite color is? red? he is 100 years old. he uses his ipad to go on-line shopping. curious to know what he thinks of the new instagram logo. >> lillian bethman in eastern pennsylvania is 100 years old. she went to bed at 8:00 at night and woke up at 3:00 a.m. to make sure her husband was out the door to host his morning radio show. jo
>> there's cheesecake, oreos and brownies. >> once you spread that in, you take tons of oreos and tonsu let it cool, preferably overnight. then slice it into amazingly small pieces. >> and you're in heaven. i'm going for it. you are the best. if you want more of this recipe head to today.com/food. we'll be back with "today" on >>> as part of the 100 park services's birthday, dylan is in acadia national park to speak with people marking the occasion. dylan?...
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you're not eating oreos anymore. more oreos, chris, don't feel bad, for either of us. >> that was our jim a costa reporting there. as a point of fact, hillary clinton has actually never said she wants to abolish the second amendment. she quickly took to twitter to denounce donald trump's claim. you're wrong, real donald trump, we can 81 hold second amendment rights while preventing senseless violence. bernie sand serious not backing town, sanders said he is the democratic candidate to defeat donald trump. not harrisbu not hillary clinton. he's keeping in the fight to stay in the race until all americans get a chance to get their voices heard at the polls. >> and let me also say that we are going to fight for every last vote between now and june 14th. and that we are going to take our fight into the democratic convention. >> turning now to nigeria, activists there say this girl rescued by the nigerian army is not one of the chibok school girls kidnapped. nigerian officials say it doesn't matter if she was abducted in
you're not eating oreos anymore. more oreos, chris, don't feel bad, for either of us. >> that was our jim a costa reporting there. as a point of fact, hillary clinton has actually never said she wants to abolish the second amendment. she quickly took to twitter to denounce donald trump's claim. you're wrong, real donald trump, we can 81 hold second amendment rights while preventing senseless violence. bernie sand serious not backing town, sanders said he is the democratic candidate to...
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you are not eating oreos anymore. >> stephen: wow!t has got to be hurt to be called fat by fitness model donald trump. ( applause ) and just remember, this was a christie fundraiser, in front of all his friends and family. can you imagine what trump's best man speech would be like? "i'd like to congratulate the lovely bride and the chunkistador she married! ( laughter ) no wedding cake for you!" no wedding cake for you!" well, it's hard to watch that and just stand here and do anything. i want to take a second to talk to chris chrstie, who i'm sure is home right now in an oreo-sleeve-shame spiral. chris, look, i know you made a commitment to support trump, but don't let him treat you like this. you're beautiful the way you are. no one, no one, should fat shame you, especially at a new jersey fund-raiser. okay. ( cheers and applause ) i believe their state bird is the sausage. yeah. the bird call-- gobba-googobba-goo! i guess what i'm saying is, chris christie, you can do better. and, god, i would give anything to mean that. ( cheers a
you are not eating oreos anymore. >> stephen: wow!t has got to be hurt to be called fat by fitness model donald trump. ( applause ) and just remember, this was a christie fundraiser, in front of all his friends and family. can you imagine what trump's best man speech would be like? "i'd like to congratulate the lovely bride and the chunkistador she married! ( laughter ) no wedding cake for you!" no wedding cake for you!" well, it's hard to watch that and just stand here and...
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. ♪ oreo thins. a thin twist on the oreo you love.ed (woman) and there's no way to restart it. (jon bon jovi) with directv there is. ♪ you see, we've got the power to turn back time ♪ ♪ so let's restart the show that started at nine ♪ ♪ and while we're at it, let's give you back your 'do ♪ ♪ and give her back the guy she liked before you ♪ ♪ hey, that's the power to turn back time. ♪ (vo) get the ultimate all-included bundle. call 1-800-directv. ♪ double down on your candy and coffee cravings with dunkin's new heath and almond joy candy bar flavored iced coffees. america runs on dunkin'. what's it say? is it the cure for malaria? has the war ended? a prince wants to give us 20 million dollars, he just needs our social security numbers. we're gonna be rich!!! horses for everyone! the first spam was sent by telegraph in 1864. huh. put some flavor in your break. make time for snapple >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. first up, "the nightly show" contributor rory albanese. (cheers and applause) "the nightly show" contributor
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neither is chris, you're not eating oreos. >>> christie once the most popular governor in the country has seen his popularity drop. his approval rating is at 29% and the worst of any governor in the nine states they're polled. when the state's republicans were asked if he should be trump's running mate a mere 27% said yes. >>> democratic front-runner hillary clinton declared the democratic race for her nomination effectively over yesterday. in an interview clinton was confident that not only would the nomination be hers, but that senator bernie sanders would work hard to make sure his supporters would back her. >> i will be the nominee, that's done in effect. there's no way i won't be. when i came out and withdrew and endorsed senator obama, about 40% according to polls -- about 40% of my supporters said they would never support him. so i worked really hard to make the case as i'm sure senator sanders will that whatever differences we might have they pale in comparison to the presumptive nominee of the republican party. >> not surprisingly the sanders campaign disagrees saying in a st
neither is chris, you're not eating oreos. >>> christie once the most popular governor in the country has seen his popularity drop. his approval rating is at 29% and the worst of any governor in the nine states they're polled. when the state's republicans were asked if he should be trump's running mate a mere 27% said yes. >>> democratic front-runner hillary clinton declared the democratic race for her nomination effectively over yesterday. in an interview clinton was...
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. ♪ oreo thins. a thin twist on the oreo you love. ♪ no, you're not ♪ yogonna watch it! ♪tch it!d on the goooooo! ♪ ♪ you'll just have to miss it! ♪ yeah, you'll just have to miss it! ♪ ♪ we can't let you download... uh, no thanks. i have x1 from xfinity so... don'fall for directv. xfinity lets you download your shows from anywhere. i used to like that song. >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. first up, "the nightly show" contributor rory albanese. (cheers and applause) "the nightly show" contributor grace parra. (cheers and applause) and you can see her in garfunkel and oates comedy special "trying to be special" available on vimeo on may 5th and in season two of "another period" starting june 15th on comedy central, actress and comedienne riki lindhome. (cheers and applause) and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter "the nightly show" using #tonightly. okay. last week, donald trump said this about hillary: >> trump: well, i think the only card she has is the woman's card. she's got nothing else going. and frankly, if hillary clinton were a
. ♪ oreo thins. a thin twist on the oreo you love. ♪ no, you're not ♪ yogonna watch it! ♪tch it!d on the goooooo! ♪ ♪ you'll just have to miss it! ♪ yeah, you'll just have to miss it! ♪ ♪ we can't let you download... uh, no thanks. i have x1 from xfinity so... don'fall for directv. xfinity lets you download your shows from anywhere. i used to like that song. >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. first up, "the nightly show" contributor rory albanese....
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. ♪ oreo thins. a thin twist on the oreo you love.pert gives you the most beautiful hair ever, you wanna see something intense? with our strongest pro-v formula ever. strong is beautiful. at our house, we're always down for more... case in point: our handcrafted skydiving chamber. be hungry for more. just never be hungry. with premium pepperoni and 100% real cheese... ♪ ding! hot pockets! ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thanks to my panelists, ricky velez, mike yard, and paul scheer. we're almost out of time, but before we go i'm gonna keep it a hundred. tonight's question is from an audience member named ramon. let's take a look. >> hey, larry, which reality star would make the best politician, caitlyn jenner, omorasa, or honey boo? keep it 100. >> larry: oh, okay. we already have a big orange honey boo running right now. so honey boo is the obvious choice. thanks ff watching. good nightly, everyone! give me a harder question. challenge me! challenge me! captioning sponsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news hea
. ♪ oreo thins. a thin twist on the oreo you love.pert gives you the most beautiful hair ever, you wanna see something intense? with our strongest pro-v formula ever. strong is beautiful. at our house, we're always down for more... case in point: our handcrafted skydiving chamber. be hungry for more. just never be hungry. with premium pepperoni and 100% real cheese... ♪ ding! hot pockets! ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thanks to my panelists, ricky velez, mike yard, and paul...
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two new oreo's about to hit h store shelves.or we're going to let you knowto lu what they are. >> ase head to break right h now, live look outside acrosseat the d.c. region.eg gary says it's going to beoing b even better than it wasan w yesterday if you like heat.y yu time right now is 4:38. 4 we're back in a moment. z2022z ♪ they go ooh ooh. ♪ hey! ♪ they go oh-ooh-ooooh. ♪ sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. ♪ ♪ i tell you one thing, you never knew it. ♪ ♪ at the back of the bus ♪ there is so much to give, so dream big. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ll i wanna hear is t down, get down♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ll i wanna hear is t down, get down. ♪ ♪ get down, get down. z2025z >> welcome back. let's take a look at the stories you're engaging with the most on social media this morning.so >> for that we turn to holly th morris at our realtime news new tracker. good morning, h
two new oreo's about to hit h store shelves.or we're going to let you knowto lu what they are. >> ase head to break right h now, live look outside acrosseat the d.c. region.eg gary says it's going to beoing b even better than it wasan w yesterday if you like heat.y yu time right now is 4:38. 4 we're back in a moment. z2022z ♪ they go ooh ooh. ♪ hey! ♪ they go oh-ooh-ooooh. ♪ sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. ♪ ♪ i tell you one thing, you never knew it. ♪ ♪ at the...
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you're not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos for either of us.on't feel bad for eithers of us. >> it's okay, governors, there's always keebler or whatever. thanks for watching this special edition of "the factor" tonight. i'm eric bolling. bill will be back with a one-on-one on donald trump. also i'm going to channel my inner bill o'reilly. pick up my new book "wake up america" if you buy it, you'll get a signed copy of every one of bill's "killings" book for free. i'm just kidding. it's a joke, people. don't call. i was just kidding. i was serious about picking up the book. please remember the spin stops right here because we're looking out for you. spin stops here because we're looking out for you. ♪ >>> a fox news alert on new details coming to light about the tragic final moments of egyptair flight 804. as search crews recover more debris from the mediterranean sea near where that plane disappeared with 66 people onboard. airplane seats, life jackets and passengers' belongings. heartbreaking signs of lives lost. hello, welcome to "america's n
you're not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos for either of us.on't feel bad for eithers of us. >> it's okay, governors, there's always keebler or whatever. thanks for watching this special edition of "the factor" tonight. i'm eric bolling. bill will be back with a one-on-one on donald trump. also i'm going to channel my inner bill o'reilly. pick up my new book "wake up america" if you buy it, you'll get a signed copy of every one of bill's "killings" book...
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you are not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos, don't feel bad.of us. >> there is always kiebler or hoho's or whatever. bill will be back on monday with a one on one with donald trump. also i'm going to channel my inner bill o'reilly right here. be sure to pick up my new book, wake up america, if you buy it you'll get a signed copy of every one of bill's killings books for free. i'm kitt kidding. it's a joke, people. don't call. but i was serious about picking up the peculiar. please remember, the spin stops here because we're looking out for you. ♪ >>> breaking tonight, search crews are ramping up the efforts to locate the black boxes from egyptair flight 804 in hopes of determining once and for all what brought that plane down. welcome, everyone to "the kelly file" oochl atrish regan in tonight for megyn kelly. right now a navy ship is on its way to the crash scene. it will search the bottom of the mediterranean sea for the flight data recorders. so far, no terror group has claimed responsibility for the plane's destruction. but there is a new c
you are not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos, don't feel bad.of us. >> there is always kiebler or hoho's or whatever. bill will be back on monday with a one on one with donald trump. also i'm going to channel my inner bill o'reilly right here. be sure to pick up my new book, wake up america, if you buy it you'll get a signed copy of every one of bill's killings books for free. i'm kitt kidding. it's a joke, people. don't call. but i was serious about picking up the peculiar. please...
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. >> of the trump christie took eight turn he took a turn to what can he said no oreos for espy will be breaking down the significance for the entire country this sunday at noon on my9. >> it is 16 years. are you kidding me? >> it is 16 years. are you kidding me? >> he could install your ceiling fan.ce said he couldn't. and that one time ron said another chili dog was a good idea. yeah, it wasn't. so when ron said you'd never afford a john deere tractor, you knew better. now ron does too. the e series. legendary john deere quality. unexpected low price. e series compact tractors come with an industry-best, six-year, no-cost powertrain warranty. war. >> i can't wait to. this will be in st. >> with is bolted at the last minute. >> this is 16 years of this are you kidding me? en to go 100 miles to end our then stick it in the water to sustain the impact otherwise the water will come in. >> the offshore power association is this weekend with the national champion. >> will whole family is wrapped up in a. if it wasn't for this who knows what we will be doing today? >> the question is obvi
. >> of the trump christie took eight turn he took a turn to what can he said no oreos for espy will be breaking down the significance for the entire country this sunday at noon on my9. >> it is 16 years. are you kidding me? >> it is 16 years. are you kidding me? >> he could install your ceiling fan.ce said he couldn't. and that one time ron said another chili dog was a good idea. yeah, it wasn't. so when ron said you'd never afford a john deere tractor, you knew better....
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i can tell you this carrier, ford, and nabisco in chicago are moving to mexico, i'm not eating oreos any more, neither is chris, no more oreos for either of us. >>> chris christie is running his transition team. >>> a hunk of burning love, an angry woman gets revenge on her ex. . >>> breaking right now the wreckage of the missing egypt air flight 804 has been found. >>> a student in delaware has been murdered. >>> delebear. >>> rejoys, today is the day. >> reporter: i'm in the suit jacket it's comfortable on the terrace with the sun on my shoulder. you can see the lack of cloud cover. everyone is in for early sunshine. the clouds in pittsburgh may streak in later in the day, they will be high and thin, overall. 55 degrees in philadelphia. still in the 40s in the suburbs. so a little chilly and more jacket appropriate in places like allentown, reading, wilmington and millville. temperatures will turn around in a hurry. heading out forecast, that's wrong, it's going to be sunny and we're going to look at temperatures on the bus stop ranging up to 60 by 8:00 a.m. this morning. by 69:00
i can tell you this carrier, ford, and nabisco in chicago are moving to mexico, i'm not eating oreos any more, neither is chris, no more oreos for either of us. >>> chris christie is running his transition team. >>> a hunk of burning love, an angry woman gets revenge on her ex. . >>> breaking right now the wreckage of the missing egypt air flight 804 has been found. >>> a student in delaware has been murdered. >>> delebear. >>> rejoys, today...
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you're not eating oreos anymore.more oreos for either of us. >> reporter: a lot of people talking about the oreo joke this morning. hillary clinton tweeting if you cite supporting torture and hosting pageants as foreign policy qualifications, your definite needs work. george and robin. >> it's may. >> got a long way to go still. >> we certainly do. >>> we're going to move on to celebrate morley safer. the legendary "60 minutes" journalist died thursday at the age of 84, just a week after retiring. >> i'm morley safer. i'm morley safer. i'm morery safer. >> reporter: for six decades, he defined and redefined journalism. bringing a love of story telling, literary style, and an offbeat on camera charm. >> i really don't like being on television. it makes me uneasy. it's not natural to be talking to a piece of machinery. but the money is very good. >> reporter: safer was on the ground in vietnam. >> come this way. >> reporter: if 1965, he reported on u.s. troops burning a village. bringing the conflict and confusion of t
you're not eating oreos anymore.more oreos for either of us. >> reporter: a lot of people talking about the oreo joke this morning. hillary clinton tweeting if you cite supporting torture and hosting pageants as foreign policy qualifications, your definite needs work. george and robin. >> it's may. >> got a long way to go still. >> we certainly do. >>> we're going to move on to celebrate morley safer. the legendary "60 minutes" journalist died thursday...
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i'm not eating oreos anymore. neither is chris. no more oreos for either of us. feel bad for either of us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but especially you. yesterday trump did something prematurely presidential. he revealed which judges he would consider putting on the scream court. this is a graphic from cnn. this is all 11 of the potential picks. a very white group. it looks like the vip will call section at an eagles concert. one of the picks, after trump named him, they went back out he has a history of bashing donald trump on twitter. the texas supreme court justice. we'll rebuild the death star, it will be amazing. the rebels will pay for it. dark trump. can't wait until trump rips off his face mission impossible style and reveals a laughing ruth bader ginsburg. low energy trump university has never made it to march madness. he kept going. that time william shatner flew trump airlines. donald trump haiku, who would the donald name to scotus? the mind reels weeps. i'm guessing donald trump will rethink the pick. shouldn't being on twitter disqualify you? we should
i'm not eating oreos anymore. neither is chris. no more oreos for either of us. feel bad for either of us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but especially you. yesterday trump did something prematurely presidential. he revealed which judges he would consider putting on the scream court. this is a graphic from cnn. this is all 11 of the potential picks. a very white group. it looks like the vip will call section at an eagles concert. one of the picks, after trump named him, they went back out he has...
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you're not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos for either of us.n't feel bad for either of us. >> i don't even think you would say that. >> it's his friend. that's his friend. >> he showed up to fix the campaign debt and get a little oreos jab in there. >> do you eat the whole thing? one cookie off and. >> i do that with the double stuff. it's half an inch of stuff. >> we saw going to the break trump is going to trademark rigged. we may have a legal ax. i said rigged that morning 20 times. and then he said it that night. >> don't bicker. >> take it up with him in a minute. >> you guys can talk about it. try not to hang up on each other. >> so we had former defense secretary robert gates on the show yesterday. he had this to say about the two candidates. >> i think the first thing that a president needs to know is what he or she doesn't know. to acknowledge that no matter how many times they have been briefed or how much experience that there is a lot that they u don't understand. one of the things that troubles me and one of the reasons frankly i'm
you're not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos for either of us.n't feel bad for either of us. >> i don't even think you would say that. >> it's his friend. that's his friend. >> he showed up to fix the campaign debt and get a little oreos jab in there. >> do you eat the whole thing? one cookie off and. >> i do that with the double stuff. it's half an inch of stuff. >> we saw going to the break trump is going to trademark rigged. we may have a legal ax. i...
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you're not eating oreos any more. feel bad for either of us. >> reporter: this crowd was almost end tearily white but trump promised he'll score big with minority voters come november. >> we're doing great with the african-americans because they know i'm going to create jobs. i'm going to bring back jobs. >> reporter: when it was over, the crowd rushed the stage for a photo, hand shake, supporters sure they had gotten their money's worth. >> he's so real and he speaks to us directly. it's not a canned speech. >> reporter: not everyone loved the show. in the skies overhead a banner read, dump christie trump. across the street several dozen protesters call out to passing motorists. >> you know, i am just so disgusted with donald trump quite honestly. i'm embarrassed as an american. i can't believe that he's the frontrunner in the republican party. >> reporter: well, he is. and new jersey voters could put him over the top in terms of the delegates needed to officially become the nominee. when the garden state holds its p
you're not eating oreos any more. feel bad for either of us. >> reporter: this crowd was almost end tearily white but trump promised he'll score big with minority voters come november. >> we're doing great with the african-americans because they know i'm going to create jobs. i'm going to bring back jobs. >> reporter: when it was over, the crowd rushed the stage for a photo, hand shake, supporters sure they had gotten their money's worth. >> he's so real and he speaks to...
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these ones are blueberry pie, and then fruity crisp oreos.bles -- >> naturally. this color. >> it's like a blueberry pie. >> this may be the first time that ron hasn't reached -- >> i'm not going for this. >> they will be sold exclusively at target. they are like fruity pebbles, the cereal. >> do you do just the frosting in the middle? that just came right off. >> i could see myself eating a deep, deep shame spiral for a while. >> i did the shame spiral after the burger yesterday. >> really? >> ate the rest of it. >> amazing. >> such a pleasure to have you this weekend. thank you for filling in. cecelia, you as well. >> thanks. >> you were saying? >> and very quickly, do you think the indy 500, will the weather hold? >> i think for the start of the race. should be a fast track, go get them. >> that will be later today. right here on abc. at noon eastern, ron, you're going to be watching? >> ron, eat the purple one. it's called funfetti in the middle. >> i wonder how it is with beer. >> anything with beer is better. >> i'm a traditional girl.
these ones are blueberry pie, and then fruity crisp oreos.bles -- >> naturally. this color. >> it's like a blueberry pie. >> this may be the first time that ron hasn't reached -- >> i'm not going for this. >> they will be sold exclusively at target. they are like fruity pebbles, the cereal. >> do you do just the frosting in the middle? that just came right off. >> i could see myself eating a deep, deep shame spiral for a while. >> i did the shame...
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you are not eating oreos anymore.'t feel bad for either of us. >> this crowd was almost entirely white but trump promised he will score big with minority voters come november. >> we're doing great with the african americans because they know that i'm going to create jobs. i will bring back jobs. >> when it was over, the crowd rush the stage for a photo, handshake, his supporters sure they have gotten their monies worth. >> he is so real and he speaks to us directly. it is not a can speech. >> reporter: not everyone loved the show. skies overhead banner read dump christie trump. across the street several dozen protesters called out to passing motorist. >> i'm just so disgusting with donald trump quite honestly i'm embarrassed a an american, i cannot believe that he is the front runner in the the republican party. >> i will be the many in minute knee for my party, chris, that is already done. >> as for the democrats, hillary clinton insisting her place on the democratic ticket is a done deal, parentally told bernie sand
you are not eating oreos anymore.'t feel bad for either of us. >> this crowd was almost entirely white but trump promised he will score big with minority voters come november. >> we're doing great with the african americans because they know that i'm going to create jobs. i will bring back jobs. >> when it was over, the crowd rush the stage for a photo, handshake, his supporters sure they have gotten their monies worth. >> he is so real and he speaks to us directly. it...
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>> yeah, oreos in the mix.hot dogs, graham crackers, and maple syrup on white bread? >> no. >> until they put the graham crackers on. >> a little crunch in there. how about that? this morning, this concoction. it's a fried chicken sandwich, topped with flaming hot cheetos and ketchup. >> i'll try it. i -- >> are you serious? >> is nobody else going to try it? >> i need some milk to wash that down. >> what do you think? what do you think? >> oh, party foul. big party foul. >> what do you think? >> not on morning tv, please. >> do we need to do the heimlich maneuver? >>> as she recuperates, let me quickly say in the remaining seconds, rachel, you have been so fun to have here for the last couple of weeks. this is your last weekend. soon, we believe, that the prodigal sara haines will be returning. thank you very much. >> my pleasure. >> have a great sunday, everybody. >>> good morning, i'm nydia han along with gray hall. >>> coming up on "action news" sunday morning. police in south jersey are investigating after
>> yeah, oreos in the mix.hot dogs, graham crackers, and maple syrup on white bread? >> no. >> until they put the graham crackers on. >> a little crunch in there. how about that? this morning, this concoction. it's a fried chicken sandwich, topped with flaming hot cheetos and ketchup. >> i'll try it. i -- >> are you serious? >> is nobody else going to try it? >> i need some milk to wash that down. >> what do you think? what do you think?...
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. >> she takes a bunch of cookies, oreos, chips ahoy and crashes them up z crashing cookies, is pretty do it. let's step into the ingredients of no-churn ice-cream. >> heavy chipping cream, vanilla, and some blue food coloring. >> i love the blue food color as a shoutout of our favorite cookie monster. i take a lot of my cues from my life for the cookie monster. she put this is all together and adds the crumbled cookies and put it is in the loaf pan. >> we can put it in the freezer and get it ready. >> it seems like cookie monster has melted and i'm disposing of him. >> i don't know if you noticed, i'm kind of rushing through this to get jessica horts on set. i am pretty sure she is bringing us some of this. yeah. >> yeah, you just made my day. >> it is actually true. you really can make no-churn ice-cream. >> look at that. >> i cannot wait. >> who put this stuff together? >> i was surprised. i've never made no-churn ice-cream. it is really easy. it tastes like ice-cream. >> it does taste exactly like ice-cream. >> this is something you need help from the kids to enjoy. >> it is the co
. >> she takes a bunch of cookies, oreos, chips ahoy and crashes them up z crashing cookies, is pretty do it. let's step into the ingredients of no-churn ice-cream. >> heavy chipping cream, vanilla, and some blue food coloring. >> i love the blue food color as a shoutout of our favorite cookie monster. i take a lot of my cues from my life for the cookie monster. she put this is all together and adds the crumbled cookies and put it is in the loaf pan. >> we can put it in...
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. >> i'm not eating oreos anymore. neither is chris. no more oreos.r either of us. >> that is what you get for endorsing trump. trump is appearing in a separate fundraiser. tickets went for $25,000. trump spent a decent part of his speech hammering hillary clinton. when asked if she thought trump was qualified to be president and she had an emphatic response. >> i know how hard this job is and i know that we need steadiness as well as strength and smarts in it and i have conclud conclude he is not qualified to be president of the united states. >> trump is fighting on two fronts. one of the fights, against bernie sanders is effectively over. >> you get into the general election, if you're the nominee for the party. >> i will be the nominee for my party, chris. that is already done, in effect. there is no way i won't be. >> sanders campaign sees things differently, despite needing to win more than 2/3 of the outstanding delegates to catch clinton which is an extremely difficult task, sanders is vowed to fight all the way to the convention. the new york
. >> i'm not eating oreos anymore. neither is chris. no more oreos.r either of us. >> that is what you get for endorsing trump. trump is appearing in a separate fundraiser. tickets went for $25,000. trump spent a decent part of his speech hammering hillary clinton. when asked if she thought trump was qualified to be president and she had an emphatic response. >> i know how hard this job is and i know that we need steadiness as well as strength and smarts in it and i have...