. - orly, come on, honey. thought it was a bathroom when you ran in there, but it's okay to admit that it's an empty closet. orly? - hey, buddies! - excuse me? - sorry, i was gonna say buddy, and then, i realized that was not okay. and then, my brain was like, "pluralize it?" and then, i was like, "no, that's insane." - look, which one are you? - i'm jayden kwapis. very warm hand. - aren't you a little old for the name jayden? - thank you for noticing. i'm actually one of the oldest jaydens you'll ever meet. born in 1981, i like to think i might be the original jayden. [chuckles] it's sort of a combination. i'm named after my father, jaime, and his best friend, dennis. - yeah, orly, your phone's out here, so i know you're gonna cave eventually. - stop controlling my narrative! - okay, councilwoman meskimen has the disabled community pretty fired up over the straw ban. - i hadn't thought of that. all right, all right. all right, uh, i will personally donate steel straws to anyone who needs one, okay? - great. -