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new oscar mayer selects deli meat. the tastes you love and no artificial preservatives. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program, a two-time nba all-star from the minnesota timberwolves, kevin love is here. he's a funny guy. [ cheers and applause ] and then, with music from this new album called "triple f life: friends, fans & family," waka flocka flame is here. those aren't the f's you usually expect from a rapper. tonight -- tomorrow, what day is today? tuesday? on thursday, join us again in prime time and after the game in the west, our guest is matthew mcconaughey. one of us won't be wearing a shirt. so please tune in to that. our first guest is a two-time oscar and three-time emmy winner. she helped the bandit outrun smokey twice and now plays peter parker's beloved aunt may in "the amazing spider-man" opening in 3-d july 3rd. please say hello to sally field. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you very much. >> you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you something -- >> these are like for bigger