fact number four, john let the cat out of the bag on this, it is true, i once drove the oscar meyer wiener mobile. which basically meant people were constantly laughing at me. it was perfect preparation for being in congress. [laughter] speaker ryan: you know we call that in wisconsin? a chick magnet. [laughter] speaker ryan: it is. fact number five, i am a proud member of this church. you know, the catholic church actually has a lot in common -- [applause] speaker ryan: this church has a whole lot in common with washington, d.c. either place, it takes about seven years for somebody to get confirmed. [laughter] speaker ryan: i really wish chuck schumer was here in this moment right now. the only basic difference between a catholic mass and filibuster is one ends with a supposed wine and the other with an entire bottle. [laughter] speaker ryan: number six, as a practicing catholic, i believe in miracles. in fact i have actually seen miracles. in 2015, i saw joe biden give a two minute speech. [laughter] speaker ryan: in 2012, there were three witnesses who saw this, i saw mitt romney with h