so not to be outgoldened, i introduced an even bolder new idea, the colbert super pac superfun pack. now if you did not catch the show last thursday, no doubt you are thinking just one thing. >> was's in the box. what's in the [bleep] box! (laughter) >> stephen: we were, we were going to include gwyneth paltrow's head, but we lost it. thanks united airlines. oh, gate check it. it will be perfectly safe. now since then, this limited edition kit has been ordered by nearly 400 college students who will soon be starting super pacs at their college, university or correctional facility. this kit includes step-by-step filing instructions from my lawyer trevor potter. it also includes this turtle don't like me nult butter t-shirt and much, much more all contained in this commemorative cardboard box suitable for recycling. but order now and will you also receive this actual secret decoder ring, supersecret pac messages. what messages? well, that's for me to know and for you to karf fraglezox. now will you, you will need this thing to solve the fun pack's actual treasure map leading you to an