ozzy driving around. i can't imagine it. know what? i think that people point him out when they see him like going down a freeway and they all avoid him. like, whoa. >> jimmy: probably not a bad idea in general. >> for a couple more months at least. >> jimmy: so ozzy is on the road now, and you're still working. you're doing "america's got talent" right now. >> jimmy: do you miss david hasselhoff? >> of course you do. he's such a character. >> jimmy: i don't. i'm asking if you do. i haven't had enough of a relationship to feel like i miss him. >> he's a good guy. he's a really good guy. i miss him. >> jimmy: you're like, oh, boy, this guy is out of his mind, i can't deal with him? i guess you have a lot of tolerance. >> let me tell you something, in david's defense, he never turned up drunk. he was always with it when he did the show. >> jimmy: right. >> and my thing is, hey, whatever you do in your own time, god bless. he can snort, sniff, shoot, as long as he comes to work straight, which he did. >> jimmy: did you see the

and music from ozzy osbourne.he cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, for your information, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and, well, most nights, really. who in our studio audience tonight is here on summer vacation? [ cheers and applause ] and how many of you are teenage runaways here to steal my bicycle? [ cheers and applause ] about half and half, i guess. president obama had a little vacation over the weekend, on the gulf coast of florida. the president and his family spent just over 24 hours in the gulf. some republicans are actually attacking him for not staying longer. they do have a point. president bush, for instance, used to vacation for weeks and weeks at a time. obama was there trying to help tourism on the gulf after the oil spill. he even jumped into the gulf to prove it was safe. unfortunately, he did a pelican. nothing goes right for this guy. this is him. you don't believe the water's clean? how about i pull

i agree with ozzie, i don't know it's racial but economic. ozzie has to correct that.ost of the players from out of the united states are poor, third world countries. maybe it's the contract with the union. it have to be fixed, one thing the commissioner to have look. i agree, it's a double standard for japanese players. and baseball is a number one player. i love ozzie because he tells you what he feels, the way it should be. >> do you yourself go out on the limb? >> sure. i mention it on the radio. we're talking sports, not solving any wars. the half hour of sports, diet 3 1/2 hours ad-lib everyday, when you do a baseball game, there's no school for that. say as you feel it. i say how i feel and talk about steroids, too, i try not to be controversial and here's the only latino manager to win a world series in 2005 with the white sox. i agree with him. it's still a free country. we should say what we feel as long as we know how to say it. >> tom had a rational explanation. he said, when they bring these pitchers from japan and korea, they're the cream of the crop, com

and kenny and ozzie at it again. and the bears are loving the life at the top of the nfc sports. around 9:55 tonight. you'll never go back to your old duster. [ funny voice ] hey, duster! wanna attract dust like swiffer 360 duster? then try the magnet hat! ♪ whoa! wow! [ female announcer ] sorry, duster, but swiffer 360 dusters attract dust with over 500,000 fibers and lock it away to clean better than a feather duster. swiffer's built smarter to clean better. ♪ she blinded me with science did you know a problem in your heart can cause a stroke in your brain? it's true. an irregular heartbeat, called atrial fibrillation, or afib, can make a blood clot form, here, in your heart, that can break free and go straight to your brain where it can cause a serious stroke. having atrial fibrillation gives you a 5 times greater risk of stroke than if you didn't have it. strokes that are twice as likely to be deadly or severely disabling as other types of strokes. if you, or someone you care for, have atrial fibrillation, even if you're already taking medication, there are still important th

ozzie disputed that and said he's selling his house in miami. base hit to right.er some bobbling there to tie at 3. then mark follows up with a long one to center. beckham pinch running scores from first base to give the sox the lead and the win for the first time in a week and a half. >>> full moon over wrigley tonight. the cubs continue their winning ways in september. 3rd inning kosuke fukudome launching. the cubs up 1-0 there and throwing leather against the giants. castro diving to his left and shoveling to darwin barney and that's a double play. cubs win 2-0. >>> tyler colvin out of the hospital and back in miami. and back to the blackhawks game. they had a couple of fights. and brian biffle was in the middle of this one. they get them pulled apart and when he gets back to his feet, his back sticking out the back of his sweater. i guess it's the exhibition season for dressing yourself too. >> you like those fights, don't you? >> i love them. i look forward to those. >> don't we all. >> that's the news for this wednesday night. we're glad you shared time with

the chicago bears turning back the clock to 2006 as the bears and packers go down to the wire and ozzy guillen clarifying his future with the white sox. dan reason next in sports. this droid has evolved to do even more. now it integrates your work e-mail, so you can be hooked up to everything you need to do. now it does 1 ghz speed on a more intuitive keyboard. turning you into an instrument of efficiency. introducing the new droid 2 by motorola. part of the next generation of does. . >>> only one could remain undefeated at soldier field. as we take a live look at it tonight. dan roan is here. you know, they tested us a little bit. more than a little bit. >> . >> way more than a little bit. a lot of people are saying already the packers beat themselves tonight which in a way is true but in a couple of weeks nobody is going to remember the penalties or that late game fumble on green bay's side her going to remember the final score. the pairs 20, the packers 17. this is a bottom line business and it was tough on bears quarterback jay cutler he was pounded tonight, but this is a play that

look at white sox manager ozzie guillen does his own impression.a wheelchair to get to first. anything goes when you have nothing to play for. white sox won it 5-2. that's the "first look" at sports. >>> now for another quick look at the weather. bill karins. i think it's relatively unfair the way they cover baseball because there's so much coverage. i think maybe sports like figure skating should get that much air time. >> you don't have any like bias toward figure skating or anything, do you? >> nope, nope. >> you didn't do that for many years or anything? >> ten, but you know. >> that's it. we'll have to get some of that footage of your figure skating days. >>> this is a horrible morning commute. we have high wind warning for new york city. the winds are going to be very gusty today along with some of the squally rains. we have flash flood warnings in effect for areas around d.c. and a tornado watch from philadelphia southwards down along the coast. you can see the rain, the rain. the yellows where heavy rain is coming down. between philly and d

. >> jimmy: tonight, hayden christensen, criss angel, ozzy osbourne, the obama hole in one, and tilala, attacked by clowns. jk jk is next. ♪ ♪ yes! ♪ oh my gosh, are those the jeans from last year? how'd you do it? ting right...whole grain. [ female announcer ] people who eat more whole grain tend to have healthier body weights. multigrain cheerios has five whole grains and 110 lightly sweetened calories. more grains. less you! multigrain cheerios.

everyone including the pitcher, the manager for the other team, ozzie guillen, laughing, doing theirmpression of david ortiz. then gesturing david had to use a wheelchair to get to first base. the two teams have nothing to play for having some fun. white sox win the game 5-2. here's how the playoff picture looks right now. american league rays and yankees still battling for a.l. east. rays up by a half game. they play today. the yankees do not play today so they'll get that half game settled in kansas city. the twins won the central. rangers have taken the west. in the nl, phillies ran away with the east and the reds as we told you yesterday won in the central. the west still up for grabs. giants up two games on fading padres and they will meet on friday for a three-game series to ends the season that will decide the whole thing. padres trail the braves by a game and a half in the wild card. braves have a three-game series coming up against the phillies. >>> nbc has been looking all week for solutions to our country's education crisis. it turns out the best place to start may be finl

will always stand out courage and resourcefulness of the two men who brought it safely to tamasin ozzy osbourne. and you can find more on that amazing landing and other stories we've been covering at our website r t v dot com take a look at what's online right now. the true cost of luxury see how poachers are searching for one of the world's most precious foods and black caviar are pushing the sturgeon species to the brink of extinction. plus russian inventors have found a way to prevent drivers from falling asleep at the wheel find out what it is and how it works but our t. dot com. t.v. . a former u.s. soldier has found himself at the center of a scandal after posting a controversial video on you tube sergeant dunson was discharged after planting grenades in the cars of iraqis at checkpoints then filming the reaction of drivers this was supposed to be a prank but reports most iraqis fail to see the. point . which is perhaps why. the time of jokes on unsuspecting drivers. a few of confusion. on his way. but we had a you know under cause there are our it was just one of those things wh

really ozzy's your mom she. now struck out some of unease making headlines around the world the militant wing of hamas says it was behind the killing of four israelis in the west bank including a pregnant woman and two men and two women died when their car was fired on by a gunman in the city are blown up on the eve of fresh peace talks taking place in washington the israeli and palestinian leadership demonstrates homes around three thousand people in gaza took to the streets to celebrate. c.e.o. news of the chilean miners which collapsed trapping thirty three workers have asked for forgiveness at the herring in front of lawmakers the miners have been stuck seven hundred meters underground since the beginning august drilling is on the way to try and get them out that could take up to four months to complete nasa specialists including a doctor trisha nist and psychologists are heading to the site. so tens of. thousands of children in pakistan are bearing the brunt of waterborne diseases that are spreading due to

will always stand out courage and resourcefulness of the two men who brought it safely to tomas and ozzy osbourne. a former u.s. soldier has found himself at the center of a scandal after posting a controversial video heating sergeant down some. charged after planting grenades in the cause of iraq is that church points than filming the reaction of drivers it claims it was all supposed to be a prank but as are reports the iraqis fails to see the funny side. manning a checkpoint or day musket alling which is perhaps why sergeant dunson and his partner admit they passed the time playing jokes on unsuspecting drivers in the future posting dunson describes how they planted a grenade in the iraqi man's car a few seconds of confusion all's explained and the perplexed but very relieved driver is sent on his way. but we had a you know caught. our our it was that one of those being were you know what happened. on a guy like that on but for most iraqis this is not fun and life here is very far from being a joke. i think it's only for them to laugh for us it's not funny but very scary. just we're us

will always stand out courage and resourcefulness of the two men who brought it safely to thomasin ozzyosbourne you can find more on that amazing a skate at other stories we're covering on our website our team dot com here's a taste of what's online right now. the true cost of luxury see how searching for one of the world's most precious foods black caviar are pushing the sturgeon species to the brink of extinction. plus russian inventors have found a way to prevent drivers from falling asleep at the wheel find out what it is and how it works out. dot com. now the news this week a former u.s. soldier found himself at the center of a scandal after posting a controversial video on you tube sergeant leo done soon was discharged after planting grenades in the cars of iraqis at checkpoints and then filming the reaction of the driver this was all supposed to be a prank about his artie's policy reports most iraqis fail to see the funny side. manning a checkpoint all day musket or wing which is perhaps why sergeant dunson and his partner admit they pass the time and playing jokes on unsuspectin

official announcements were made and the issue of succession has been shrouded in mystery bosses ozzy's company that is out of a report from the practice isn't done public in north korea. in the twenty first century everything is global and all kinds of information is available online but there remains a spot of mystery in the world wide web and not is north korea not many are pretty trade secrets locked around my colleague alex you know chefs he was one of you to visit the place and hopefully will share his impressions a alex so tell me you were in a gang what's it like what's your biggest impression be honest with you when i was going there i felt a little nervous having read all the stories about north korea in the west media that it's a scary place it's always a different sort of scary things when i arrived there i thought it was nothing like that but the one thing we should rescue the most of the first days in the first hours being i saw a building on the other side of the world from my hotel it had no curtains on windows and i asked one of them on our systems why is it like that h

it went to ozzie new?> i would give it to him. >> basically, the game was played in the off season, maybe better in baltimore than any other team in the nfl. i can't tell you how many posts on facebook this morning say things like -- we liking boldin yet in how we liking boldin now. >> well, it was interesting last night. i like watching the jersey numbers. weijia jiang was there with the ed read jersey on. there's the man that got the game ball. and i would imagine not just for odzie, but his staff -- i can't remember the last time that management got a game ball. okay then. listen, real quick. i mentioned this last hour and i want to mention it again. there's going to be a lot of rex ryan talk today. >> okay. >> i truly do feel that he played the game very well last week. took a cue from brian billock. he made every tyson fan go nuts? remember that. and all he concentrated on was brian. what did rex do last week? >>> he took all of the heat off of the team and gave him a chance to breathe, practice and d

. >> reporter: judge sharon osbourne said her husband, ozzie recognized his talent from the beginning >> reporter: grimm's take home will be a lot bigger, a million bucks and headline show in las vegas. some speculated the idea of a vegas show may have cost evancho votes. >> maybe america was creeped out by the idea of a 10-year-old having an act in vegas, and they're like, we can't allow this to happen. ♪ >> reporter: susan boyle was once favored to win "britain's got talent," but she also came in second place. judge piers morgan reminded evancho of that. >> i said her to afterwards, susan boyle came in second and sold 10 million albums, don't worry, this is not a defeat. >> reporter: the 10-year-old said she's not worried either, happy for grimm and ready to go home in pittsburgh. >> i can't wait to hold my duckies and everything. >> reporter: proving evancho is just a kid with a very adult victory, second place. >> grimm said he wanted to win so he could buy a new hawes few his grandparents. they raised him and were misplaced by hurricane katrina. >> sounds like the voters made the

i love the billy idol pick because it's like the anti- ozzie osborne pick because you don't know what they are saying. but you need one more. you have to have three. >> how about something like david letterman or glenn beck. >> david letterman. i like that. although we might have a network problem. >> you have to get somebody else that is controvertial in there. >> well you can still go and vote yourself. go to myfoxdc.com and click on the "off the wall" tab. >> i vote for you. >> thank you. do you like my picks or wisdom's pick, we'll find out. >> go to the website, myfoxdc.com. >>> well man and machine at dulles international airport. people tried to pull a massive plane 12 feet. so what is this all about? we'll explain on the other side of the break. n >>> it's the ultimate game of tug of war. the 18th annual family festival event at dulles international airport. teams of 25 competed to see who could pull this 164,000-pound airbus the distance of 12 feet the fastest. there were other activities for people to check out and all of the money raised go to

. >>> ozzie guillen will be back next season as if there was much doubt.he has met with kenny williams and jerry riens drve and told him how much he is wanded. last night sox hosting boston. not a great night for mark buehrle and the first david ortiz doubles in first runs. four runs over six innings surrendered by buehrle. alex rios fouls one off his knee. he left the game but x-rays were negative. sox lose 6-1. >>> cubs and padres, scoreless in the seventh. blake dewitt scores and they get the lead. same score in the bottom of the ninth. two outs. bases loaded and carlos marmol gets nick hundred three fly out. cubs win a pitcher's duel, 1-0. carlos zambranoo gets the win. cubs play tonight at 9:00 right here on wgn. >>> couple of notes. nfl is investigating a confrontation between green bay packers safety nick collins and a fan after last night's game. some video footage shows collins yelling at the fan as he left the field. now collins says that fan spit on him and used a racial slur. and some good news for the hawks, they assigned goalie chrisble hughi

. >> reporter: judge sharon osbourne said her husband, ozzie recognized grimm's talent from the beginningorter: grimm's take home will be a lot bigg, a million bucks and headline show in vegas. some have speculated the idea of a vegas show may have cost evancho a vote. >>aybe america was sort of creeped out by the idea of a 10-year-old having an act in vegas. they were like, we can't allow this to happen. ♪ >> reporter: susan boyle was once favored to win britain's got talentut she also came in second place. george pie morgan reminded evancho of that. >> i said to her, susan boyle came in second and sold 10 million albums. don't worry, this is not a defeat. >> reporter: the 10-year-old says she doesn't either, she's happy for grirm amm and can't w to go home to pittsburgh. >> i can't wait. >> reporter: proving evancho is still just a kid with a very adult victory, second place. >> now, grimm has said he wanted to win so he could buy a new house for his grandparents who raised him and lost everything in hurricane katrina. >> kristen welker, thank you very much. just ahead, what men really

. >> you were on the road with ozzy. >> and she wasn't very nice to us. >> because you guys were badas our first concert, our first tour. we weren't -- we wre just bad guys i l.a. >> she banned everything, right? >> yeah. we called it the no fun tour. so through the eyes of me at 23 for the rst time really on the road, i didn't like her. >> why go on the road if you can't have the babes, can't have the -- >> why slam her now? that was so many years ago, like who cares? >> i was telling the story about our first tour. and i think she took it really too personally. because it was just my impression of her a long time ago. >> we want to thank you. it is really a riveting read. and i'm glad you cleaned up your act a little so you'll be on the earth a lot longer. >> thank you very much. [ male annouer ] grandsbiscuits. now we're home. [ male announcer ] it's just not home without 'em. and these are the ones you'll love on a tuesday. pillsbury crescent dogs, with just a few ingredients, you have an easy to make dinne they're crescents for the other 3. try them tonight. they're crescents fo