ozzy osbourne. ur stuff. >> let me talk about president bush giving you a shout out in 2002, ozzy. how did you feel about that? were you proud? were you pleased? horrified? >> i was pissed. i'd been drinking big time. >> what did you think when you heard it? >> i don't know. it's been a long time ago. but -- what did i think? what did i think? >> all i could think of was, because as usual as soon as ozzy and i get down to a table, we're throwing in the food, and he had a big pat of butter on his crotch. so the person he was sat next to when he was up on the chair, i kept saying, could you get that bi butter off my husband's crotch, please? anyway, it was just so exciting. it was just so exciting to be acknowledged. >> amazing moment. the president of the united states name checking your husband. >> i'll tell you what was really strange. it was shortly after 9/11 that thing was. and the -- everybody in the government was on the -- the security -- it was absolutely ridiculous. i was holding the back of

prince of darkness himself, ozzy osbourne, the queen mum, sharon osbourne. >> i call piers a pompous bastard. >> the heir to the throne, jack osbourne. >> yeah, i just hope piers isn't a [ bleep ], as always. >> just your average hard living heavy metal biting bat heads off family next door. you've heard the stories, and i can tell you from personal experience, they're all true. tonight the osbournes uncensored -- >> [ bleep ] you all! >> -- well, nearly uncensored. this is "piers morgan tonight." >> yeah! >> ozzy, sharon, jack, here we are on the outskirts of hollywood in one of your many fab lis homes. do you ever sit here just the three of you sometimes and think, how did we get here? >> every day. i got -- how i got here, i come from the airport, got in a cab. >> be serious a moment. i watched jack's movie about you, ozzy. and what it reminded me is from the very humble beginnings that you all came from -- you didn't come from any privilege or any great wealth or anything. particularly you, ozzy. i just wonder whether sometimes you have that moment where you just think how did th

and now ozzy osbourne has taken on the role of doctor. he's written aew book "trust me, i'm dr. e the 62-year-old rocker gives tongue-in-cheek advice on everything from parenting to drug and alcohol abuse. tell me about how your new book came about. >> it started as kind of a joke at first. but i've survived rock 'n roll lifestyle and the drinking and the drugs and, you know, what goes on in rock 'n roll and i've lived to tell the tale. and so people along the way would say, what's this pill, what's that pill? is this any good for that? and i'd go, well, i've sampled quite a variety and so i thought it would be funny to do a spoof on that. >> reporter: so in some ways this is a perfect job for you. >> you know, ignorance is the biggest killer. go see your doctor. you know. that's what they're there for. >> reporter: but in some ways, who better to give that advice than ozzy? a man who has survived 40 years of drug use and that infamous run-in with the bat. your advice for somebody that is going to bite a bat? >> don't even try it. you see, every action has a reaction. okay? you b

he's ozzy osbourne, prince of darkness, led a life of rock 'n' roll, alcohol and drugs and bats.-admitted hypochondriac is dispensing advice on everything from kicking bad habits to parenting and we'll hear from him tomorrow. >> you could tell jenna had no idea either, uh-huh, uh-huh. >> just go along for the ride. >>> coming up in this half hour, grocery shopping with the self-proclaimed hungry girl, lisa lilja, lo cal but filling foods. >>> latest trends in rain gear, hottest looks in rain boots, coats and bags to keep you dry, warm and ♪ everything will always be all right ♪ >>> this morning on "eat smart today" the best guilt free finds at the grocery store. here to help you and a half dpat is lisa lillian, star offed into network's "hungry girl" and author of "hungry girl supermarket." good to see you. >> good to see you. >> there's a lot of good things out there. >> a few simple swaps can save you hundreds of calories a day. >> snack aisle. >> everybody loves snacking. these are pop chips. >> i love these. >> these are so good, a great potato chip swap. they're popped, lakd

and next week, they're releasing "the chosen few," a compilation of their tracks hand picked by ozzy osbournerating as i drift from town to town ♪ ♪ feel as though nobody cares if i live or die so i might as well begin ♪ ♪ to put some action in my life breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law so much for the golden future i can't even start ♪ ♪ i've had every promise broken there's anger in my heart ♪ ♪ you don't know what it's like you don't have a clue ♪ ♪ if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ ♪ you don't know what it's like ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ ♪ breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law breaking the law ♪ [ cheer

but there's nothing wrong with liking stephen king or nothing wrong with liking ozzy osbourne or whoever it was. >> in 1993 i hadn't even heard the word but now it's common. they say i was goth. you didn't have that in small towns back then. it drew a lot of notice from a small town crowd. it made me stand out and sort of made me a target. >> so what happened? >> just immediately, as soon as it happened, people said a murder this horrific couldn't have just happened. you know, what would have been the reason for it? obviously they weren't robbed. they're 8-year-old children. we found out later they hadn't been sexually molested in any way. they tried to say that in the very beginning, but we found out they hadn't been. so what other reason could someone possibly have for murdering these children. the only thing they could come up with was it was a satanic ritual. to them it made sense. >> when was the moment you realized you were going to be pulled in by the police? >> they showed up at my door the day after the bodies were found. i mean, it was almost immediate that they started coming