. -- >> jimmy: no, packston. >> steve: oh, packston. >> jimmy: from samuel l. packston.hter ] >> steve: that's him? he's saying that to you? >> jimmy: he went to the grand -- it's me. he's giving advice. >> steve: you went to the grand canyon? >> jimmy: he went to the grand canyon. he's telling me, it's just a hole, son. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then he says, "weak sauce." >> steve: all caps, "weak sauce." >> jimmy: probably an echo when he said it in the grand canyon. [ imitates echo ] "weak sauce -- weak sauce -- weak sauce --" >> steve: "it's just a hole!" because it's samuel l. paxton. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "it's just a mother f-in' hole!" [ laughter ] >> steve: "weak sauce!" >> jimmy: "weak mother f-in' sauce!" this is from @emtmarine. he says, "my mom got hit in the face by bird crap when she put her head out the window like the family dog." [ laughter ] >> steve: "this vacation is -- now i've got feces in my mouth." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this from @myherodocbrown. she says, "my family made me sleep in what they called 'the nest' -- blankets in a p

the faded white tag across his shirt read, private d packston. the solders marched him to the river and made him kneel bite coconut trees on the riverbanks much the japanese officer drew his long sword, dip it in the running water, swung it high and one swoop, cut the american's head off. seconds before the blade hit him the american shouted something. perhaps his mother's name or a lover he had back home. may be it was the name of his god. he called out, but it did not matter. his head turned circles in the air before landing with a small that you had on the soft muddy banks of the river. my mother opened her mouth and tried to scream as the head rolled past her feet. on the far hills red sparks littered dark skies like fire flies swimming. the crackling of the burning grass hiszed at the quiet country night. my mother wis perred. in the last stages of the war the retrieving army would burn the dry grass. my mother's family came upon the burnt out fields and found the body of a dog still smoking from the fire. it's tongue was sticking out of his