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mary's hospital paddington with their son. >> great excitement. thrill.t ears like his father. >> diana is beaming. really, really happy. she's just produced the heir. >> age 20, which is terribly young, she had become a princess, a wife, and a mother. >> one moment i was nobody, the next moment i was princess of wales. mother, media toy, you name it. it was just too much for one person. >> diana was preparing for the christening. and you would think that as the mother of the baby, she would have a lot of say. >> royal christenings were done in quite a formal, traditional way. set formula, set photographers. >> michael che said to me as the queen's press officer, i will give you a list. and this is how it will happen. do not approach the queen. do not talk to them. >> i was treated like nobody else's business. nobody asked me when it was suitable for william. 11:00 couldn't have been worse. >> william never stopped crying throughout the whole photo call. >> why did she have to go along with it? well, because that's the way it always been done. that's the

minor delays between hayes & harlington and paddington.ough the day and most of us stood stay dry but i wouldn't rule out the possibility spots of drizzle falling from the thickness of the cloud at times, particularly over the higher ground. but there should be some breaks in the cloud developing as we head through the afternoon, especially towards south—eastern areas of the capital as we start to see the weather front push northwards again. the southwesterly wind stays light and top temperatures peak at 13 or 1a celsius. the wind starts to strengthen overnight tonight and again it should stay mostly dry, a lot of cloud and a mild start to the day tomorrow. we could see early brightness tomorrow morning in eastern areas for a time but then showery outbreaks of rain and a strengthening south—westerly wind. quite a blustery day but there will be brighter spells on friday through the afternoon and it's a mostly dry weekend to follow, just feeling slightly cooler. there's more from me in an hour, and lots more stories on our website too. now t

around the uk, and overseas from locations including the falkland islands as part of the poppies to paddington and routes of remembrance campaigns by the veterans charity. we are round the country for this moment of commemoration here at the national memorial arboretum. and to cardiff, the welsh national war memorial there. so the two minutes silence as we remember our war dead. a survey of nhs leaders in england has found that staff shortages are putting patient care at risk, and pressure on the service is now at unsustainable levels. the survey was carried out by the nhs confederation, which represents the healthcare system. the warning comes as paramedics across the uk say lives are under threat because patients are facing unacceptably long waits for ambulances. whistleblowers have told bbc news that some ambulance services are at breaking point. here's our health correspondent, sophie hutchinson. across the length and the breadth of the uk, ambulances are queuing. unable to hand over the sick and injured patients they have on board because hospitals have no room. and ambulances stuck in qu