yo, paella man! wing one up here! hey, look! it's pele! pele is king of the soccer field. to be king of your kitchen, use crestfield wax paper. ( yelling ) boring. come on, you schnorers, do something. halfback passes to the center. back to the wing. back to the center. center holds it. holds it. holds it. halfback passes to center, back to wing, back to center. center holds it! holds it! holds it! i can't bear this any longer. i'm leaving. yeah, not before me, you ain't. now, now. there's plenty of exits for everyone. oh, that's it. you're dead, pal. hey, now, that's uncalled for. shut your hole, skinner. ( yelling ) they call this a soccer riot? come on, boys, let's take 'em to school. oi! oi! oi! oi! homer, we've got to get out of here. oh, but i want to do some rioting. jobbers cobknots, ya mucker! all done. what began as a traditional soccer riot as escalated into a citywide orgy of destruction. reacting swiftly, mayor quimby has declared mob rule. so for the next several years, it's every family for itself. ec-ec-ec-excuse me, sir. i think you've got my t.v. sir? som

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