it's too soon. - i'm pam halpert. - oh. simon realty, we are one funky bunch. come on, you guys. raise the roof when i say that. what are you, all temps again today? [whistles] let's go, gangnam style. [laughs] he's heard gangnam style. he knows it. right? that's 'cause he's american. this is carl. he's, uh, from here. he's from... our neck of the woods. but gangnam style is great, isn't it? - oh, my god. he's michael scott. [annobut it gets down rightcomp. overwhelming when you multiply it by the business of life. all those bills, budgets, accounts and taxes. it's a complex probl, but you don't have to solve it by yourself. at intuit, we make tools to help you simplify it all, so you can focus on what matters most. intuit. simplify the business of life. [ man ] adventure, it means taking chances. it means tryi sething new. [ woman ] just, that uncertainty of what's to come. [ man ] just kidding. ♪ can you please stop doing that? ♪ [ woman ] you walk outside in brooklyn, and it's cement and broken glass. and this is just li

. - hello, this is pam halpert. i'm calling from dunder mifflin. yes, your paper provider. and i just called to say... your mama is so fat, when she wears red, people yell, "hey, kool-aid." yeah, your mama's fat. this is pam halpert. - did she buy it? - did they say anything? - i don't know. i couldn't tell. i don't-- - were they angry? - i--i felt like they were confused, at least. - okay. [phone rings] - dunder mifflin. this is erin. - yes, you can. okay. i will make sure that goes on file. ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client! [all cheer] - nice. nice. - you did good. you did good. - see ya later, heymont. - no. - oh. oh... - if you chase me, i will run so fast. if you cch me, i will bite so hard. - got it? good-bye, my friend. - what the hell, dwight? - see you later, trevor. - you are incorrigible! - i just saved your life. you're welcome! - you hired someone to hit me with a pipe! - you deserved every bit of it! you made my husband gay. - what--what i did was wrong, and i have to live with that every day. but your husband is gay. he was gay when you married him

yes, this is pam halpert. i got the mural? oh, my god! all: shh! - [whispering] um, i'm sorry. have to go. my daughter's a ladybug. i know that doesn't make any sense. um, thank you, thank you. - you're very rude. - yes, very rude. - shh! kids are dancing. - darryl and i will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years. [chuckles] so should we go call jim and go tell him to go screw himself? - dwight, look, i'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? athlead is my future. no disrespect to dunder mifflin, but if i can have fun at work, i want that. - it can't be more fun than selling paper and paper products. - it can. - are you pretending to be crazy, huh? - pete and i haven't done anything. - it's true. - yeah, right. with slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers. - people, it's 2013. erin is a strong, independent woman. who says she has to end up with any man? - okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? andy is my boyfriend. pete and i are just friends. and that's the end of it. right, pete? - hat is correct. come on, guys, where is