where are the pancakes? what pancakes? you always make pancakes on saturday morning.ake 'em for jake. jake's not here. kind of weird without him, huh? yes. would it lift your spirits if you made pancakes for me? i'm sorry, man. i told you to blame it all on me. charlie, they had moved way past blame. it was more like a jihad. except with no cookies. your big mistake was dealing with them as a group. the trick with women is to split 'em off from the herd one by one... otherwise they spook and you risk a stampede. kind of like buffalo. in fact, i'll bet that's where that song comes from. ♪ buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight ♪ ♪ come out tonight... do you hear yourself? "buffalo gals"? are you insane? this is the kind of talk that started this whole mess! i didn't write the song, alan. morning. morning, berta. what, no pancakes? jake's not here this weekend. why not? apparently, jake took something i said out of context and repeated it in front of his mother, and she overreacted, as is her nature. what did you say, numb-nuts? well, if your domestic chores are taken

i want a pancake for my moo-shu. i ordered pancakes. i paid for pancakes. where the hell are my pancakes?! alan, chill. i will not chill. i want what i ordered. for once in my life, i will get what was promised me. fit-choo! see? not a clue. i am going to call that restaurant and give them a piece of my mind. that's smart-- scream at the people who handle your food. is he okay? oh, yeah; maybe a little tired. just been working pretty hard. you know my second grade teacher, miss spulvaney? one time she got mad 'cause there was no chalk, and they found her in the cafeteria hiding under a lunch table. no kidding. yup, she went berserk. that's how we got miss mckinnon. hi. rose... how do you keep getting in the house? oh, charlie, aren't we past that? i just thought you'd like to know that your brother's sleepwalking again. and you had to get in bed with me to tell me that? no, silly. i was already in bed with you. i just heard him walking around downstairs. alan? what are you doing? making a birthday cake. you and mom want some? you handle this, honey. i'm goi

pancakes, and you're -- people get up on sundays around noon, weekends or whatever. should not be too hard to walk into place. have your audio alarm clock go off for two hours waking your up while you are eating breakfast with many interesting visuals once in a while. improvisation. listening or not to the person you're playing up against or people or machines. trying to get as many different people in as possible. different genres, experimental noise, electronics, dissonance some drums.a tiny bit of ambient -- the first noise pancake shows, 1999, the first waffle noise, 2001. god-waffle noise, noise pancake came out of cubist art, place on mission street, brutallo, where the church -- opened up his house and saturday morning cartoons. a big space. you can have everybody set up and barely move equipment around; small room for an audience to move around, walkover and get pancakes without getting burned up in the kitchen. there's like people in their hard-core gabber; people into really fast death metal; black metal. people who don't listen to music at all. guy like la

if hector ruiz can get one more pancake on that stack, he would have 27 pancakes! a new record.n't be done. but they don't know my brother! c'mon, that's it. (crowd gasping) c'mon... yeah! (cheering) tuxedo pete says it's good! hector ruiz has made it to the big book of neighborhood records. neighborhood record day is on. this is the one day a year when everyone tries to break the neighborhood record, even me. i'm going to try to break the record for the most broken records filmed on record day. right now the record is 31. do you think i can do it? watch and find out. she's going after the record? but filming is my thing. what do i do? i've got an idea. shhh! gilda! i'm thinking. i've got it. three...four... marcus barnes is trying to break the record for the most quarters balanced on his nose. right now the record is 18 quarters. five... this could be awhile. whoa, whoa, whoa! you knocked the quarters off my face! i am here to announce the record i intend to break for record day. makeup! oh, really? and what record would that be this year? rudest prankster? haha...no. i am goin

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so, i went to the pancake house and i ate all you can eat pancakes and dripping with butter and syrup remember there i was sitting there in my the gown, plastic gown, why do you make the gowns and they're open at the butt and all the air was going back there and i was sitting there, and i heard the doctor say, yeah, she's got it. >> really? >> yes. she gave me that diagnosis of diabetes and it was like a sledgehammer, you know, to my heart because it was, like, you can't run away from it anymore. >> and you knew about diabetes because, again, you wrote about this in the book about your mom, a rotten dangerous disease, that was your quote. >> my mom passed away from the complications of diabetes at 41 years old. and, you know, she never explained to us that she had diabetes. we saw her eat candy all the time. she would drink red punch. were always seeing here going to the hospital because she had some type of insulin attack is what we called. but people in my family called it the sugar. >> right. >> we never thought it was anything, a big deal, so, you know, even when she passed away f

call it a technically bad idea but it worked out also i'm doing a show for a company called soul pancakeled have a little faith where i explore different religions. in the past week i've interviewed a muslim, an hasidic jew and -- >> i heard you spelled yam a ka wrong. >> i did. thought it was like hanukkah, you could just take a stab at it. >> i heard you are met oprah. i did. i just wish i got to take her out for pancakes or something. >> your video can acally make people's lives. >> if you're doing prank video, you generally don't want the police involved. >> the guys over at this entertainment company decided to prank new york city police officers. they partnered with model pranksters. >> i was walking over there and i find a dime bag on the floor. do i give it to you? >> he goes up and says i found a dime bag. like a specified amount of drugs. >> what do i do with it? do i give it to you? do i smoke it? >> he's also talking to random security people. >> dime bag, yeah. >> oh, is it actually a bag of dimes? >> he took a ton of dimes, put it in a bag and hands it over and police are l

he made the best pancakes ever. i won't ever forget the pancakes. we would watch soccer in the morning. >> reporter: his apartment is a loss but a few days ago a book about his favorite british soccer team fell from the window. neighbors saved it and this man is going to give it to goodwin's son. >> he was a good guy. a fixture in the neighborhood. i'm sure a lot of people will be sad to see him go. >> reporter: friends say engaged, was once a radio deejay and was writing a book on led zeppelin. usf just said dr. goodwin was a respected scholar, esteemed colleague and a dynamic teacher. investigators are gonna be out here probably another hour or so trying to figure out again exactly what caused this fire. live from berkeley, i'm tara moriarty, ktvu channel 2 news. >> thank you, tara. >>> now to our continuing coverage of the crisis in syria. president obama is on capitol hill at this hour to discuss both diplomatic and military actions with senators. they are expected to issue a resolution to remove the chemical weapons in syria. syria has accepted

it says 22 pancakes left. every saturday we get pancakes, and i've got 22 left.ever eat another pancake at the orange county jail either. she's headed to court in hopes that a new plea bargain will soon set her free. >> my public defender has told me that everything is okay, but i could always go to court and maybe them not give me all the credit because i have two open cases and one is supposed to run concurrent with the other, but there's always that chance that it might not. i've seen it many times when girls, they are positive that they're going to go in and get their credit time and then they come back devastated because their time didn't run concurrent fully. so if that happens, basically i'll end up going upstate for like ten months. there's always that slim chance. >> ready for sentencing. is that correct? >> yes, your honor. >> all right, ma'am. you are sentenced to state prison for a period of three years. credits of 550 actual and 550 good time work time for a total of 1,100 so you've done your time. you're not going to be transported to state prison.

. >> i just got these pancakes from a restaurant called pancakes, egg-set extra, kind of a play on wordso fancy feast for mr. romney, no. but caution, don't you dare stand between that man and his dinner. that's right. tag, isn't it? >> dad always goes to the line first, because he doesn't want to wait for all the grandchildren, because it takes forever. the parents are cutting the meat and serving everything up and he's usually finished by the time the rest of us sit down. >> thank you so much for watching this afternoon. and every afternoon. "the ed show" with ed schultz is coming up right after this. >>> good evening, americans, welcome to "the ed show" from minneapolis. we have breaking news to start our program tonight. big news not only on the foreign policy

first one down here gets to choose their color pancake. >> come on. isn't that pretty?oh, mix the colors up. oh, look at this pancake i'm going to eat. >> my wife and i are police officers, and my mother lives with us. she'll get the boys up, get them dressed, feed them breakfast. we're grateful for everything that she does for us. >> usually she's home by this time. >> my wife works overnight until 7:30. i work after that. it's hard for nancy and i have to have time for ourselves. she works a lot harder than the rest of us. i go to sleep at night. she's out there on the streets. >> she's got to do all the stuff around the house too. >> i can't remember the last time i did -- i was allowed to do something for her. she works her ass off. >> you're so busy raising kids and working that you don't focus on some other areas of your life. >> i try to make her dinner one of these nights, will you keep these two occupied while nance and i have a little dinner? what? you want to split it? >> they start the shift at unit headquarters. >> you guys mind going over by comings highwa

freefall a five twenty pm world trade seven suddenly neatly and symmetrically just folded like a pancake this is high school physics a building cannot do freefall with forty thousand tons of structural steel and its structural system without it being blown up the government version is that was made all eighty four steel columns break at the same time but there are other versions among thousands of leading independent experts with all critics and engineers for nine eleven truth going to speak to some. you didn't do it is the nineteen hijackers that allegedly flew the plane it is impossible it is impossible to melt that steel by the office fires the jet fuel or the collapse itself it's a physical impossibility it cannot be replicated experimentally it defies the laws of physics if you set aside your politics you set aside your belief in your religion and you use the scientific method world trade center seven is basically a classic controlled demolition where a building three falls and come straight down into berkeley of. the only explanation that explains all the evidence that mammals ther

somebody eats 1,000 calories of pancakes and bacon for breakfast, they're going to gain weight throughout day, because now they're having a difficult time budgeting their calories for the rest of the day. somebody that is eating that type of breakfast is going to be difficult for them to lose weight, some of the research that i have been reading, it really doesn't talk about what type of breakfast these people were consuming. >> so what is the take away, though. bottom line, does it just depend on the individual? i don't like a big, heavy breakfast, i prefer a protein shake in the morning, is it individual person, how should we look at this? >> absolutely. it's a little bit individual. i do recommend everybody still eat breakfast. breakfast has a lot of nutritional benefits, you're getting your vitamins and minerals, it helps curb your hunger, especially if you have protein at breakfast, soy milk, dairy milk, greek yogurt, egg whites those are good pro10 pron choices that can help curb the appear piet, anappetite, breakfu energy, but the take home message is eat less. you don't have to ea

they make sweet potato protein pancakes. microwaved sweet potato, skin off, mash it with a little bit of egg substitute. two tablespoons and half a scoop of whey protein with turkey bacon. 194 calories with the turkey bacon. it's delicious, it's filling. 520 pounds down. >> we've got to meet them. >> here are lauren and justin before. all right, lauren and justin, come join the "joy fit club." oh, my gosh! no, no, no, no. >> wait a minute. where are lauren and justin? where are they? >> wow! >> look at this. i can't believe it. you're right. joy said this is the best "joy fit ever," and she's right. how much time did it take you guys to lose all that weight? >> it really just took us a year and a half. february of 2012. >> no potions, the good old-fashioned way. >> i bet you fell more and more in love as you embarked on this journey together, right? >> mm-hmm. it really strengthens you when you've got something hard ahead of you and you do it together. >> and friends and family must be out of their minds looking at you guys

it was just something i ate when i didn't have time to make pancakes.now i can't walk down a cereal aisle without entering a haupted house of loss and regrets. ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) clean up in isle 10. but, folks, as impressed as i am with the work of soul-rending marketing yeens, it also was cause for alarm because apparently cheerios are haunted by the spirits of the dead. ( laughter ) ( applause ) pimean, you heard that kid. when you eat cheerios the depart roam your breakfast nook. they're a portal between our world and the purratory. be gone from my milky bowl! ( cheers and applause ) i mean, folks the warning-- the warning signs were always there. how did we never notice that a bowl full of cheerios spells oooo-oooo. the cheerios now joins the ranks of undead endorsed cereals like count chocula. booyakasha. fiberatu through a rough annual of horror. and chithu-loops. chithu-loops, the fruit flavors are too horrid for the human ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is arne duncan. ( cheers an

on a saturday or sunday morning, when your dad is making pancakes and it is very cool when he can flipd take them do a flip high in the air and catch them. i will credit my father, he invented, it wasn't for the restaurant but he invented green eggs and ham. >> one of the things that senator cruise spoke about relative to his father was his immigration from cuba. a prisoner of war during the revolution and talked about the time his father came to america and how hard it was to struggle getting started and he ended up being successful achieving what he called the american dream. senator cruise is not even close to the longest speech in senate history. strom thurmond spoke for 24 hours against the civil rights act of 1957. the next closest senator alfonse diamante23 hours for a stall on a military bill in 1986. >>> maryland muslims

. >> on a saturday or sunday morning when your dad is making pancakes, it's cool when you can make them do a flip high in the air and catch them. i will credit my father. this wasn't for the restaurant, but he did it anyway. do you like green eggs and ham? i do not like them sam i am, i do not like green eggs and ham. >> eight white castle restaurants a year. i like their little burgers. >> well, it's just after 1:00 a.m. in washington. senator cruz has been talking for nearly 11 hours now and he is still going. >>> president obama didn't exactly break bread with the new president of iran at the united nations today. but, jerica duncan says the two leaders opened the door for a possible new relationship. >> president obama had lunch with world leaders at the u.n. today. >> cheers. >> there was speculation he might cross paths or shake hands with iran's president, hassan rouhani, but that didn't happen. earlier, president obama told the u.n. general assembly his administration will pursue talks with iran. >> the roadblocks may prove to be great. i firmly believe the path must be tested.

when your dad is making pancakes, it is cool when he could flip high in the air. some time ago i tweeted a speech ashton kutcher gave, and i will confess it conjured the rebel alliance fighting against the empire, the empire being the washington, d.c., establishment, and i wondered if at some point we were going to see a tall gentleman in a mechanical breathing apparatus come forward and say, i am your father. fax green eggs and ham and ashton kutcher have been memorialized thanks to senator ted cruz. all this takes place as the government is set to hit its debt limit a few weeks later. we have the latest from capitol hill. >> all eyes have turned to washington, and ec senator ted cruz completed his talk after spending 21 hours trying to delay the senate from proceeding with the bill. >> this fight is not about any member of this body. it's not about personalities. most americans couldn't give a flying flip about a bunch of all editions in washington. -- a bunch of politicians from washington. who cares? >> you might be asking what were they talking about, and wha

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are my pancakes ready yet ? just a minute. i only have two hands. and you only have two customers.kay, okay. what's the matter, jess ? you know you're getting old when you hurt your back playing golf. you should sleep on a board. that works for me. i just bought an expensive bed. i'm not going to get rid of it. keep the bed. the board goes under the mattress. it gives you firm support. he doesn't have to sleepn a board. i know what the problem is. this seat does not give his back enough support. but i always sit here. it never bothered me before. trust me. i know this will help. here. this is a better spot. now. - how's that ? - it doesn't feel any better. of course not. it takes time. sit ! - but i can-- - no "buts." this is your place. - sorry i'm late. - rosa, where have you been ? i didn't have any water in my apartment. this is the third time this month i have a water problem. you should have come here. i had plenty of water. i just did not have a chef. well, you almost had a chef with a green face. i would have given a lot to see that. i know. that's why i found another solut

. >> put the blueberries in pancakes, that's what we do in our house. >>> right now media buzz with howardd by for that. >>> on the buzz meter this sunday morning, it looks like we're heading for a government shutdown at midnight tomorrow. there's a blame game much of it targeting ted cruz. >> how stupid ted cruz believes not only the american people but members of his own republican caucus. >> how stupid is ted cruz? and he is so wildly out of control stupid, he is insistent that blocking the bill is the very best way to support the bill. as the press pick sides in this showdown and fail to

. >> your dad is making pancakes. it's very cool when he can flip them. like green eggs and ham. >> it's been a big waste of time. >> by unanimous vote the senate agreed to begin debate on a temporary house spending bill. the vote came after texas republican ted cruz stopped his marathon speech. the democratically controlled senate will start taking away the healthcare language if no agreement is reached within six days the government shutting down. >> d.c. mayor vincent gray clearly defying congress refusing to submit a plan for keeping most d.c. employees at home. >> all of our workers will be deemed essential and will continue to come to work if there is a government shutdown. >> what this is really about is the continuing battle for full citizenship. $3.5billion is what d.c. residents pay of year in federal taxes and don't have states' rights. >> the tfc keeps the government's terrorist watch list. a single database of as many as 700,000 known or suspected terrorists. >> we are safer but the threat

. >> on a saturday or sunday morning when your dad isic maaing pancakes it is very cool he can flip them high in the air and catch them. i credit my father, he invented, this wasn't for the restaurant but he did it anyway, he invented green eggs and ham. do you like green eggs and ham? i do not like them, sam i am. i do not like sam i am. eight white castle restaurants a year. i like their little burgers. >> the federal government will run out of money to pay its bills next tuesday, october 1. it's also the day the affordable care act goes into effect. >>> it is 4:40 now. a rumored meeting between president obama and iran's president will not be happening. the two men spoke separately to the united nations general assembly yesterday. in his speech iran's hassan rouhani spoke out in support of the syrian government and talked about iran's desire to have nuclear weapons. the two presidents will not meet in new york. 44% of americans disapprove of the way president obama is handling relations with iran. 39% approve. >>> time now 4:40. this is not your usual defensive play. how a wayward tan

. >> we should mention red velvet back -- red velvet pancakes. with some white chocolate chips just because. >> but it has fruit on top. >> when you were taste testing all of these things, what was your grading for customer. >> pretty much we didn't read them, pretty much where you could get a good filling meal and get your day off to a good start. any of these with their omelettes and her cheese sandwiches, they are -- the homemade granola is delicious. they make amazing pastries. the us would get you through the day. >> a healthy option. >> isn't that nice? >> and throw some chocolate chips on it. >> so how many restaurants altogether? >> 30. 30 different places, divided it into breakfast and brunch, just because breakfast you can eat seven days a week. the brunch is the weekend special. >> there are also some unique twists. we talk about blue moon. their actually open from friday to sunday nonstop. >> nonstop. there's a bunch of bars in the area, and where did you go when the bars shut down? you want breakfast. >> it's on newsstands now. >> we

like the widow of zeraphath who was down to her last two pancakes and took one and gave to a man of god, that was uncommon because it was during a crisis in her life. any time there is a crisis in your life what you sow back to god is magnified. jesus noted when the window gave everything she had. sometimes a seed is uncommon because of its size. i remember planting an incredible seed one time, the largest i had ever planted. in 72 hours god blew me away with miracles i couldn't begin to tell you about. sometimes an uncommon seed is simply a seed of obedience, it is not profound or $10 million. it is just a seed of abeadience. god's only pleasure is to be believed. his only pabe pain is to be doubted. if you understand that about god, you understand god. his differences, integrity. let my word be true. brother david, i was sitting on miracle faith center platform in washington, d.c., pastor pastor alvin jones was receiving the tithe and offering and the holy spirit said plant, how many kinds of blessings are there in my word? i had gone through the entire bible, counted 58 different kin

. >> when your dad makes pancakes it's very cool when he can flip them high and catch them. >> reporter: at one point he read two bedtime stories for his young daughters watching on c-span. >> i do not like green eggs and ham. i do not like them, sam i am. >> reporter: there has been a debate whether this is a true filibuster. because of rules he cannot block the funding bill that's on floor for today. there's no debate, norah and charlie that this is a triumph of the will over the bladder, however, if he wants to nab that first spot for the longest time he's going to have to keep talking on the senate floor until about 3:00 this afternoon. >> nancy cordes, thank you. at united nations obama made the case for a reboot with u.s. relations with iran. hou three hours later hassan rowhani echoed the same. >> americans are not hopeful about relations with iran. only 22% in the new cbs/new york times poll expect relations to improve, and on the president's handling of relations with iran, more disapprove and that approve, 44% to 39%. margaret brennan is was. good morning. >> good morning to y

. >> he made the best pancakes ever, british fingers. >> reporter: goodwin's apartment was a loss but a book fell from his window a few days ago and they'll give it to james as a me men. >> today the university of san francisco said andrew will be greatly missed by his colleagues and friends. we offer sincere con dole lenses, and prayers to the family and friends. >>> archaist ta county fire continues to rage out of control. it is burned more than 11 square miles and evacuations have been ordered. about 110 structures have been destroyed or damaged. it's threatening another 350 buildings. the clover fire is 40% contained. >>> pg&e says only a few lawsuits have been settled. the remaining claims amount to about $110 million. a spokes woman said the money comes from share holders and some will be covered by insurance. 8 people were killed in that explosion 3 years ago yesterday. many more suffered catastrophic injuries,. >>> city attorney sued the state of nevada. dennis herrera said the city spent lots of money to tend to patients from a psychiatric hospital in nevada. the report fails

was a kid was the little engine that could on a saturday or sunday morning when your dad's making pancakes it is very cool when he can like flip of a make a make of do a flip in the air and catching you know some time ago i tweeted a speech that ashton kutcher gave and i will confess that phrase a rebellion against oppression conjured up to me the rebel alliance fighting against the empire the empire being the washington d.c. establishment and indeed immediately on hearing that phrase i wondered if it's some point we were going to see a tall gentleman in a mechanical breathing apparatus come forward and say in a deep voice mike lee i am your father star wars speeches green eggs and ham you get the point now this all takes place as the government is scheduled to run out of funding on monday then hit its debt limit a few weeks later artie's period boring has the latest from the circus that is capitol hill all eyes are turned to washington d.c. of congress within a pull up a lead to a debt debate this afternoon sen ted cruz completed have talked on it after spending over twenty one hours tryi

how about pancakes? ah, great. we need eggs, butter, milk, syrup, and pancake mix.d the dry cleaners? i'll just have cereal. come on, ray. well, what do you do all day while i'm at work? i entertain men, ray. come on, ally. great news, ray. you're in. what am i in, and does it wash off? ray... every man has certain moments in life that define who he is in the great circle of... life. tonight, you and i are having such a moment. i'm not getting naked and let you hold me up to the moon, dad. not again. poker. with me and the boys. no, dad, please. why don't you ask robert? well, your brother's a cop. he's very sensitive about this gambling thing. what if he turns us in? you'd like jail. they have crafts. i don't get it. you--you saying no to me? to your father? dad, i'm not saying no. i just-- i don't wanna go. don't wanna go? after the way you hounded me all those years in high school to play? when did i hound you to play cards with your friends? all right, all right, so we didn't talk much during the high school years. i--i know i kind of lost track of you. i'm sorr