sources say he refused to come clean about the doping, but then he caved when oprah promised him a paniniker. some believe that this apology to oprah is nothing more than a ploy to win sympathy. i don't know. i happen to think it took a lot of ball to do that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, don't, because -- it was a cheap joke. and i'm sorry. you know, we've done a lot of jokes about lance armstrong over the years, and it's hard to come up with new stuff. fortunately, there's a company that we use from time to time, it's an overseas company that helps us write jokes. can we get them up. let's get them up on the video chat, if we can. how you doing? >> hello, lindsay lohan legal advice hotline. what crimes have you committed this time? >> jimmy: it's not lindsay lohan, it's jimmy kimmel calling. >> ah, mr. jimmy! hey, jimmy kimmel! jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy kimmel! >> hi, jimmy. a hearty congratulations for your move to 8:35 a.m. >> jimmy: oh, no -- well, it's actually -- oh, i see. you're in india. there's a time difference. here it's on at 11:35. >> oh, no, no, no. i watch you on tivo the n