patrick's day approaches like a pantless leprechaun.alysis claims today's young americans are less green than their elders. how could this be? weren't they the ones who embraced global warming as scripture and solar and wind power could cure all our ills, including toenail fungus, which is also green? maybe when you get push toad hard by mtv or stupid celebrities or agenda driven teachers, you realize you're being manipulated and that's been the problem. earth freaks demanding total eco logical austerity while they stink up your park. all this indoctrination forcing kids to bow to the god of environmentalism, backfired as they realize their little green legs were being pulled. which leads me back to st. patrick's day. a hoard of irish people walking in lock step is as close to america -- that's not to say i support the parade. you can't spell leprechaun. if you are planning any parties, i'm available to play a leprechaun. i need to get my outfit cleaned. i had an accident last year and i blame the cabbage. >> i love them. >> that was ve