. >> paris hilton. john: got it in there. she said paris hilton. is that what you said-- >> yes. john: right before the buzzer. show me paris hilton. no. >> that's ok. john: not there. all right, charisse, to you. a celebrity whose weight goes up and down more than the stock market. >> kelly clarkson? john: kelly clarkson. >> good answer. john: show me kelly clarkson. no. two strikes. now, joseph, down to you. save the family here. a celebrity whose weight goes up and down. >> britney spears. john: britney spears. >> good answer. john: show me britney spears. no! good answer, though. all righty. [cheers] >> kirstie alley. kirstie alley, kirstie alley. >> kirstie alley, kirstie alley. kirstie alley. john: all right, mike, one answer steals the points, even though there's just a few of them up there. a celebrity whose weight goes up and down more than the stock market. >> we'll go with kirstie alley. john: kirstie alley. if it's there, the points are yours. show me kirstie alley. there you go. [cheers and applause] john: three others remain on the board. you probably had them at ho

remember when paris hilton came out with a guru? >> this guy is in india. >> i'm not falling for it. >> suri cruise and katie holmes went to a fairy shop. suri is hanging out with the gnomes out front. there's a joke in there somewhere. >> david duchovny at lax. the camera guy says i have every episode of "red shoe diaries" on v.h.s. >> "red shoe diaries"? >> it's a softcore porn series. >> you record it and label it "star wars." >> congratulations! >> it's day two of "tmz" extensive coverage of the impending nuptials of khloe kardashian and lamar odom, or, as we call it, khlomardia. it's infectious. >> kobe going to be best man or what? >> the wedding is still on for sunday. you can buy them a blender at williams-sonoma and you know lamar is going to enjoy his single life while he still can. >> his bachelor party is hosted by joe francis tomorrow night at les deux. >> it says drinks, stripper poles, midgets. >> whoo! let's be p.c. here. they prefer to be called dancer poles. >> hosted by joe francis and rob kardashian. 0 below it,

. >>> elsewhere, paris hilton's former b.f.f., nicole richie, has given birth to her second child, a boy named sparrow. >>> katherine heigl and husband josh kelly are adopting. radar online reports it will be a 10-month-old little girl from korea. >>> robert de niro, bruce springsteen and mel brooks will be celebrated at this year's kennedy city honors. >>> and "playboy's" hugh nephher is finally getting around to divorcing kimberly conrad for whom he's been separateded since 1998. >>> and this comes from wmaq nbc 5 in chicago, where one couple took their love of heights to a whole new level. the rock climbing enthusiasts tied the knot while standing on a pane of place 1,300 feet in the air. the lofty ceremony took place on the ledge. a sky deck in the willis tower, formerly known as the sears tower. for the high altitude lovers, it seems only fitting to walk down the aisle 103 stories above the ground. >>> i'm christina brown, and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >> not much has changed in the weather. it is still cloudy and cool. we

paris hilton. continuing on, our $3,000 question is this: name something women have with a strap on it. zakiya? >> bra. john: bra, she says. a bra? indeed, it is. $4,000 question: name an alcoholic drink that people have with breakfast. you're there first. tammy? >> bloody mary? john: bloody mary. you got it. $4,000 question. our 5,000 and final question: if you were alone in a strange city, name something you might ask a taxi driver to recommend. joseph? >> directions. john: oh, not quick enough. >> restaurant. john: restaurant, she says. show me a restaurant. you got $5,000. there we go. all right. let's recap our scores right now. let's see where the bank accounts stand. patterson family with $18,000, but the mckennas have $25,000. those are the amounts they will be playing for if they make it to fast money. let's meet our families right now, shall we? >> we're the mckenna family from newport beach, california. >> i'm marcy. this is my husband dave, college bowling tournament champion. >> you go

shaquille o'neal, paris hilton, megan fox, tom cruise and macaroni and cheese expert ian golder.og on the ebay to bid on the empty seat and the winner gets a special bonus gift -- a lump of brag go hair found between the cushions. >> is it legal and ethical? >> this time it is. >> the bidders will be prosecuted and impeached. chaup -- [ cheers and applause ] >> that seat by the way, in addition to blagojevich has been sat on by not one, but four foxes. matthew fox, jamie fox, michael j. fox, and megan fox as we mentioned. you literally cannot buy a chair that a's had -- that has had more celebrity foxes on it than this one and it's been home to many philbin cheeks many a time. get your bids in as soon as. this is funny. on friday, there was a rodeo in washington state. i guess there probably is most every friday, but this one lost track of some of its animals which created this delightful turn of events. >> a funny thing happened as they headed for the fair. the cattle drive took a strange turn into this minimart and it was all caught on store surveillance. three steers tried to

paris hilton, allergic to sex. and nadya suleman, allergic to babies.ergy thing shouldn't be surprising to us at all and yet it is in college football, terrelle pryor -- he's a quarterback for ohio state. he -- oh, don't clap so fast. he went on the field with the words mike vick written in the black in the eye black. why a guy who's black would bother to wear eye black i don't know, but after the game he described the tribute to the world's biggest dogfighting promoter. >> he made his mistake and he needs the support. everyone does -- kills people, murders people. and whatever. i just feel that people need to give him a chance. >> really? [ laughter ] everyone kills and murders people? even blake lively of gossip girl? are you telling me blake lively is a murderer? i don't believe that. maybe he means everybody who plays football kills. that i would believe. we have a great show tonight. on the show tonight, jennifer connelly. [ cheers and applause ] the not very lovely, but very funny jeffrey ross will be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] music to

paris hilton. >> yes. >> talking to her? dakota fanning?could you possibly have with dakota fanning? >> i'm taking that little bitch down. [ laughter ] no. when i got fired from the e channel for being a red car correspondent i got fired because when dakota was 9 years old i thought it would be funny to start a rumor on the red carpet that she had gone to rehab for drug and alcohol. >> and you turned out to be right or wrong? >> well, we'll see. i was wrong and team fanning was upset about it. >> you don't want to mess with them. >> is it weird that there's a team fanning? >> i think it's weird that there's a team fanning. >> are you looking for your name again? >> no. i'm looking to hold it up. it's called "official book club selection" and not endorsed by oprah. we'll be back. [ female announcer ] olay challenged not just one dermatologist but a whole panel in creating an anti-aging breakthrough. introducing olay professional pro-x wrinkle protocol. as effective as the leading prescription wrinkle brand. challenge pro-x yourself, we guara

she loves that title. >> she's not directing paris hilton. >> she's not, yeah. >>> good morning to you. holmes sitting in for john roberts on this september the 18th. >> and i'm kiran chetry. thank you for being with us. here's what's on the agenda, the big stories we'll be breaking down for you in the next 15 minutes. >>> sources say the threat is very real, the fbi saying nothing. terrorists plotting an attack on new york city subways or commuter trains. raids in queens setting off the red flags, and the investigation has now spread all the way to the rockies. we'll tell you what our sources are saying about this, next. >>> and it was a tragic case, a teen being pushed to the limits at a football practice. this ended with a teenager dead three days later. the coach was charged with reckless homicide and now he's been acquitted. we'll tell you what happened in court and talk with one of the prosecutors in the case, coming up. >>> plus, millions were spent at border crossings in the middle of nowhere, but is anyone safer because of it? the cnn special investigations unit has some tough

paris hilton has two little mosquito bites but sometimes she really does, you know, take it there withwever she does it. "desperate housewives" premieres this sunday. i can't wait. i miss the girls. [ applause ] and i've missed -- i've missed the consistency in my sunday nights. like i do all of my house mom stuff over the weekend and sunday nights at 9:00, that's absolute, you know, "despate housewives" time. hi, boys. >> hi, wendy, how you doin'? >> wendy: how you doin'? >> hopefully you saw drew barrymore last night. she was wearing monique lily. i thout she looked gorgeous. >> wendy: i thought she looked gorgeous. >> i would have loved to see her win the award for "grey garden." she was amazing in it. >> wendy: i bet you she watches this show. doesn't she seem just messy enough. how you doin', drew? next time you're in new york, stop by. before -- thank you, you guys. before we talk about divas, you know, kim kardashian had a wardrobe emergency last night on the way to the emmys. all right. i wasn't exactly watching, but i follow her on twitter because i follow all of those kardash

which is sort of like paris hilton calling kim kardashian a slut. [ laughter ] i wish you would interviewuse then, at least someone on your show would have balls. [ laughter and ohs ] >> jimmy: watch it. >> sorry. the only reason you hate me is i have the one thing you've always wanted, viewers. i know that i've been nominated "worst person in the world" on your show, so, keith, i want to nominate you for "best person in the world." because you're the best at being a one-sided lard head who's still trying to squeeze himself into suits he bought ten years ago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa, stop, that is enough. wow, wow, okay. very good. it's time to solve this beef. all right? keith? you okay, buddy? >> yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: want you to do this from the heart. just repeat after me, okay? ready? "i, keith olbermann." >> i, keith olbermann. >> jimmy: "want to apologize to you, glenn beck." >> want to apologize to you, glenn beck. >> jimmy: "for all the mean and hurtful things i say about you." >> for all the mean and hurtful things've said about you. >> jimmy: "you have one of the most

it's an in-depth look at paris hilton's life. it's the -- [ laughter ] it's true. that's not the joke. [ laughter ] it's the first documentary to be shot entirely in night vision. it's going to be fantastic. [ laughter and applause ] trying new things. hey, did you hear about this? dallas cowboys quarterback tony romo has instructed security to keep his ex- girlfriend, jessica simpson, from coming on his property. it wasn't that hard. they just put a push sign on the door that you have to pull. [ laughter and applause ] doesn't seem right. that's what reports are saying. "american idol" auditions are just two weeks away, and paula abdul has not signed a contract yet. [ audience oohs ] the show's producers say that they don't understand what paula wants. no, literally. they can't understand her. [ laughter ] [ slurring ] "i want on the money." i want on the money." "you want on --" "yeah, i want on the money." [ laughter ] they can't understand what she wants. she wants on the money. michael vick was reinstated by the nfl yesterday. [ cheers ] [ boos ] yeah. you guy

you can't use segment with willie but you have to do these news you can use segments and more paris hilton and more this and more that. and we decided to go comptely againype and we decided instead of a shrinking news hole we were going to expand it to three hours. we're going to talk politics. we're going to talk foreign policy. we're going to talk issues of war and pce, economics and what we found very early on is the fact that the deep ter topic, the deeper we dug the more i thought after i walked off the it -- the set. i mean, every time i'd walk off the set and good, that was a great segme. at was fasciting, but it's not going to rate because it was just too deep for viewers that tune in. those would always be the highest ratedegments. >> the highest rated? >> guest: i can guarantee you you pick the times you're on the show and whenever you walk off the show going that was a really, really intelligent discussion. that's going to be the highest rated segment o. day. and it's so different from not only what is going on in morning new shows but all across the tea vie dial. -- tv dial. ag

she may be a great sin but, i saw paris hilton on david letterman last night, oh, you're extraordinary. for what? for what? i think it is also very subjective too, the whole view. don't mistake sell operate. i think t often we miske celebrated for ex-trord neyry that is -- exaordinary that is unfair to all concerned. paul what do you think. >> i guess i would say if you go through the book and read carefly, any number of people you could say, why don't they drop that job and go to another job? why do they stay with the miserable b? there is no easy answer to that. there is also some business executives and, others tt are by no means favorably treated in their own words. you know, the actually think very highly of themselves but the reader doesn't think they do very much with their hands, coming to his or her own conclusion from it. studs was taking it straight on. >> yeah. >> you never have the sense of studs talking down or engaging in false uplifting. and i'm hoping not to have done that through my editing process and i don't think harvey did that either. there is an inclination towa

i mean-e looks like a good-looking man, but he's not paris hilton.respect. >> how about the coffee? we talk about mccafe, all the rest of that stuff. we have a lot of questions for him next time, mr. puzder. >> anybody a buyer of cke -- >> we've had him on a few times now and the stock seems to be the same price every time we have him on frankly. i'd still rather to go to yum and jim skinner of mcdonald's is still the man. mcd, yum, and then you know, andy and the boys distant third. >> talk about a technical trader, mcd is definitely a technical trader. we talked about it dipping on the halftime report a few weeks ago, bounced and look at that thing now, starting to perform once again. >> let's head to our prop desk now, if you think bailouts are the only thing that's been propelling bank shares higher since march, well, think again. underwriting activity has been booming as stock issuance jumped to $105 billion in the second quarter. a whole lot of dough for these banks out there. banks like goldman sachs, morgan stanley, citi. >> and it's a huge d

it's an attack on the young person who fantasies about winning the lottery, being paris hilton or america'stop model. you're not the boss of me, mr. president. >> i hope all of you are washing your hands a lot. >> reporter: is he suggesting that our children are dirty? that their homes are unsanitary? who does he think he is? well, he's the president. and i'll say this to the students of arlington, virginia, they were polite. they were raise well. they sat and listened. and they weren't indoctrinated as far as i can tell. wednesday night was the adults' turn. >> it has now been nearly a century since theodore roosevelt first called for health care reform. >> reporter: so there was the president in front of a joint session of congress making his case for health care reform. it was political theater. half of the room applauding and the other half sitting on their hands. some disgruntled muttering. some texting. i am not listening. i am not listening. some sign waving and you probably heard about it, heckling. at a joint session of congress! >> you lie! (boo) >> reporter: that's the voice of r

but you haveot to do the news you can use segments and more paris hilton and more than more that. we decided to go completely against type and we decided instead of a shrinking news whole we are going to expanded tohree hours and weaver going to talk litics, we were going to talk foreign policy, we were going to talkssues of war and peace, economics and what we found very early on is the fact that the deeper the topic, the deeper we dug, the more i thought after i walked off the set, every time i walked off the set d go, god, that was a great segment, that was fascinating, but it is not going to rate because was just too deep, for viewers that to london. those would be the highest reading segments. i can guarantee you, you pick the times you are on the show and whenever you walk up t show gng, that was it really intelligent discussion, that is going to be the highest rated segment of the day, and it is so different from not only what is going on in morning news shows but all across the tv dial and again in the newspapers. you every but he ringing their hands. aidid kind of like co

the district also includes parris island and hilton head island. parissland is a marine corps training base. hecklers district mostly supports the outburst is the headline in the "new york times". some republicans noted that george w. bush drew derivativde" during his state of the union address. -- derisive statements during his state of the union address. but mr. wilson overwhelmingly exceeded the bounds of decorum and to the rest of by admitting it. mr. wilson hit a nerve on the issue of illegal immigration. even south carolina at supporters of a health care over all expressed concern about extending coverage to illegal immigrants. that is in the "new york times" this morning. american hero joe, that is his torture address. now our next call on the republican line comes from indiana, about 10 miles north of fort wayne, indiana. go ahead, george. caller: to i think it is hilarious when mr. reed to turnaround and write a column and say that george bush does not know what he is doing and he is a liar. all of these people get offended by words. we have fre