." >> i was just kidding about the parkinson 's.is a long way to go to get people to get your drinks for you. >> i wanted to make sure it happened. >> we were just commenting. this is a lovely setup. much, much nicer than anything we've ever had before. >> our basement was unfinished, the laundry tubs over at the side. >> a lot of mice down there. so we've got vanderbilt. that's my school. we've got your fighting illini over there. we're all dialed up. >> half a pool table. >> so let's talk. why didn't we ever have the birds and the bees conversation? >> the birds and the bees -- first off, i wonder how many fathers really have the birds and the bees conversation. >> i agree. >> but it was awkward. and i thought you might contradict me. you kids in grammar school seemed to know more about sex than i did. >> i think it's kind of going that way. i guess for me, i never really wanted to have the talk. and going back and writing this book is confirmation for both of us that we never should have had the talk. >> yeah, because i thought o