line of canine products aptly named doggy parton.ord, 60 years ago, was "puppy love." at 76, parton is releasing more than 20 doggy-related items including apparel and toys. her longtime manager's french bulldog, billy the kid, parton's god dog, is serving as brand ambassador. >>> that's your cbs "money watch" report for this thursday morning. i'm wendy gillette, cbs news, new york. >>> a rare rock is going on the auction block. a dazzling pink diamond could fetch more than $21 million at sotheby's next month. j williamsonink sts purest and saturated diamonds. >> they are exceptionally rare in nature. if you look at diamonds, we all know diamonds as being beautiful, wonderful, natural beauties. on diamonds, only 5% are colored diamonds. of colored diamonds, only 3% are pink. >> the diamond will go on tour in dubai, singapore, and taipei. the auction will be held in hong kong. >>> up next, let the tomato fight begin. an annual festival in spain returns with thousands of people letting the pulp fly. letting the pulp fly. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

the 20 plus items in the collection are on sale now at doggy parton dot com and amazon parton will help benefit a good cause. a portion of the proceeds will go to animal rescue organizations. >> i don't know. graham will enjoy it, but i have to give them something from coming up in the next hour we live. live team coverage across the bay area. keeping you safe as the base, the excessive heat ahead of us. stay with us. we've got all your coverage. making a home means making decisions. lots of them. so, we promise to be here, with prices you'll love, if you just promise to put your heart into it. seasons change, but our lowe's price promise is everyday. shop fall at lowe's today. the fall season is finally her. so we promise to be there for you for any budget and all the celebrations. all you have to promise is to get in on the action. seasons change, but our lowe's price promise is everyday. shop fall at lowe's today. >> happening now, the biggest heat wave of the year hits the bay area, raising concerns for firefighters. >> schools and everybody across the state. >> from the area's loca

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, she has a new line called doggy parton.and bandannas. i will be on jesse "primetime" tonight. >> greg: 10 seconds? >> jessica: point guard and finally graduated college 13 years after he left davidson inducted into the hall of fame first athlete ever 5,000 people in attendance. the sole graduate. >> cool. >> greg: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: that's pretty cool about steph curry. >> brian: he might amount to something. good evening, i'm bret baier. about two hours away from what is expected to be another attack on republicans, according to republicans by president biden. his so-called battle for the soul of the nation speech will be delivered from independence hall in philadelphia. and while the president continues to accuse his political opponents of threatening democracy, the administration is blaming the g.o.p. and the trump administration for school shutdowns

we listen to dolly parton every day. stela is getting the butterfly necklae and leo is getting that microph. it's on the way. the wig is sold sold out. >> that doesn't surprise me, esy with halloween coming up. >> i was expecting a floor gownr something on stella. do they have floor gowns? >> let's send her a note and sef she can make that happen. > >> for the first time, major lee baseball will hold regular season series in mexico city. our san francisco giants will py in a two game series with the padres in the mexican capitol. e team's front office says it's a great opportunity to introduce the giants to a new audience. bl is very popular in mexico as well as central america. we've got tons of players that have come from venezuela and columbia and columbia and are great players in the u.s. very cool. t makes sense too. >> right. why not? > >> 5:26. we are going to show you the what's the difference between prop 26 and prop 27? 26? not one dime to get people off the streets and into housing 27 generates hundreds of mil

. >>> dolly parton is oh ms. flores, what would we do without you?eader of many, and pet wrangler too. you report to your boss, every afternoon. so beautiful. so becoming a student again might seem impossible. but what if a school could be there for all of you? career, family, finances and mental health. well, it can. national university, supporting the whole you. >>> what a way to make a living. dolly parton and kelly clarkson teamed up to reimagine a dolly classic. >> remember that? the artist released a new version of "working nine to five." ♪ working nine to fife, what a way to make a living ♪ ♪ barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving ♪ >> it was recorded as part of a new documentary still working 9 to 5. the documentary was for the impact of the 1985 movie by the same name. all taking, no giving. >> it's a nice rendition, though. >> be careful there, jessica. be careful. editorializing now. >> i'm just talking about my life in general. >> it's a beautiful rendition. don't forget you can watch us live on roku, amazon fire, and apple tv.

dolly parton debuts a line of pet products called doggie partner in a set of dolly parton.ink of 20 plus items are in this collection on sale at doggy parton dot com. and on amazon home-like atmosphere. so anybody who is upset that i put a jacket or job, i try to put a jacket on light. >> on my dogs, the really don't want me to get these puppy part. i would love see them in this march. started look at that, though. the bling bling. funny. all right. well, coming up in the next hour, we have live team coverage across the bay area. we're talking about this heat wave. we're going to show you how to stay safe. >> as those temperatures continue to go up. and here's a look at the temperatures across the bay area for today. wow, look at this triple digits here inland. we'll have a look at that. how you can stay safe. we'll be right back after the break. ♪ (don't stop me now) ♪ ♪ ♪ (don't stop me) ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm having a good time ♪ ♪ having a good time ♪ ♪ i'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger ♪ ♪ defying the laws of gravity ♪ ♪ (don't stop me now) ♪ ♪ 'cause i'

dolly parton mexican pizza musical finally came out. have you have the mexican pizza? no i have not. and the only thing i can tell you about this guacamole, one of the secret ingredient is ginger. reggie: really? kumasi: what? ginger: yes. so. reggie: did you try it? ginger: just made your weekend better. i probably tried too much. [laughter] reggie: there is never enough ginger. especially in the morning. ginger: perhaps i had a full avocado and a half which is beyond the recommended allotment. whatever. reggie: looks good. we are all about it. ginger: it is good fat. [laughter] reggie: have a lovely weekend. want a permanent solution to homelessness? you won't get it with prop 27. it was written and funded by out-of-state corporations to permanently maximize profits, not homeless funding. 90% of the profits go to out-of-state corporations permanently. only pennies on the dollar for the homeless permanently. and with loopholes, the homeless get even less permanently. prop 27. they didn't write it for the homeless. they wrote it for themselves. kumasi: a virginia woman

dolly parton is apparently at the voice of the mexican pizza.e if you are ok. drew: i have a hard time that she just finished a concert and said you know what, mexican pizza. i just don't see it. reggie: she says you know what, a check. drew: she said i just a phone at the screen? not with more energy, dolly, 3, 2, 1. reggie: it has been a long time to try again. drew: i don't know what i was expecting. it wasn't that. reggie: something that looked a little more produce, like money. drew: i didn't need 12 minutes. the two minutes of something polished, but dolly, we love you. that is what we cap are waiting. kumasi: still think it is disrespectful. it is mexican independence day and heritage. maybe i am offended for no reason. drew: be offended. reggie: i think it was the witches for you when they came out. drew: some intern is getting fired. but talk about the weather. we have cloud cover. all eyes on sunday, tracking and early season storm peered rain coming -- an early season storm. rain coming back. overnight tonight, 50's for the most part

. >>> next up, dolly parton.title to her endless resume yesterday dolly launched her own line of pet products it's called doggy parton it's inspired by dolly's glitz and glamour. her first record was called puppy love nearly six decades ago. in a post, parton channelled her "steel magnolia's" character, giving a puppy blow out in his doggy dolly wig. parts of the proceeds support the willow by farm, an animal rescue farm. you can go to doggy parton on amazon to buy your products. >>> carson, he's not here. why? he's out this week recovering from back surgery. yesterday he shared an update, on tuesday morning i underwent successful interior lumbar back fusion surgery the same operation my golf buddy tiger woods had in 2017. we're basically the same person. next up the road to recovery also like tiger i plan on winning the master in two years. he's certainly been missing playing golf nice throw back to tiger there wish him a speedy recovery. >> absolutely. >>> coming up we join stephanie mansour on the plaza in a s

dolly parton just launched a clothing line for your furry friend called, what else, doggy parton. to an animal rescue site and all in time for halloween. >> the corn puns were better. >> you didn't share the fact that you used to eat things of corn -- >> i wanted to keep that a secret. kind of embarrassed. >> i used to keep tubs of corn with butter. i get it. >> thanks, faith. thank you guys for watching abc news, we're always online at "good morning america."com. much more later on "this week" this morning. counting down to disney plus this thursday. it's all leading up to the expo, the ultimate disney fan experience. the ultimate disney fan experience. announcer: building a better bay area, moving forward, finding solutions, this is abc 7 news. liz: good morning. another alert as temperatures set to go into triple digits. if you have ac, set your thermostat to 78 degrees or higher, don't charge your electric cars during the hour or use major appliances or electric oven or stove, also turn off any unnecessary lights. in the south bay, if you are headed to a cooling center, valley

i don't want the pizza, but i don't mind seeing dolly parton. swimmer christina moku shane co. she posted this on in press it. well, yeah. i mean, it even more saying like you could do these moves. if you can do the moonwalk, you know, out and about. pretty cool. but how she stays upright and kind of does like because i would no tricks a look at hands. that's how she keeps herself down and up are able see the hands. that's that's that the 6 is the time. and you say that's hot. an it's going to be hot and amazing. this weekend. we're going to tell you everything you need to know about the heat wave, how to stay cool and conserve electricity. the same time. ♪don't stop me now♪ ♪don't stop me♪ ♪'cause i'm having a good time♪ ♪having a good time♪ ♪i'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger♪ ♪defying the laws of gravity♪ ♪don't stop me now♪ ♪'cause i'm having a good time♪ ♪i don't wanna stop at all♪ ♪ ♪ah, da, da, da, da♪ >> warning on the kron. 4 morning news. we are getting you ready for this holiday weekend. this hot holiday weekend.

accessories dubbed doggie parton. that includes a big blonde wig that is not fair. part of the proceeds from doggie parton sales will support animal rescue will owe by farms. good luck, dolly. thanks for watching. "the evening edit" starts now. ♪. elizabeth: okay, president biden speaks in less than two hours. critics saying well he is talking about uniting the nation after slamming half of all voters as maga semi-fascists. we have got the details from a new book how toxic and bad it really was between biden and obama. and the gop talking suing, they may file lawsuits to block biden's student loan bailout as quote illegal. with us tonight michael cloud, brandon judd, "newsweek" deputy opinion editor, flock post columnist miranda devine, economic pro steve moore, gop strategist, ford o'connell, margot cleveland from the and former acting attorney general matthew whitaker. chicago mayor lori light fight claims it is ratist for texas to send immigrants to chicago. the mayor talking about the border crisis. instead blames trump. this is happening as crime breaking out.

dolly parton tweeting, "she carried herself with grace and strength her entire life."sand saying, "she was a constant for us all, respected around the world." janet jackson posting this photo with simply, "may you rest in peace, queen." and singer stevie nicks, "she made it very clear to all the brilliant men who surrounded her that she was the queen and they were not. she showed all women how strong they could be." across the globe, moments of silence. >> in the memory of queen elizabeth. >> reporter: the eiffel tower dimmed. the empire state building shined. the world paused to honor a woman who captivated and connected all of us. nikki battiste, cbs news, new york. >> o'donnell: and we'll have more on the royals later in the broadcast. but up next, urgent calls for a safe zone around that embattled nuclear plant in ukraine. and, a jet slides into san diego bay as a tropical storm impacts california. ask your doctor about breztri. breztri gives you better breathing, symptom improvement, and helps prevent flare-ups. breztri won't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden br

that's why it took only see and his family for day to travel from no hands to do ukrainian control parton's a pretty ger, despite a permit issued by the separatists. his wife gulard tells me she was worried. he would be mobilized. alexi says russia referendum is a sham and now is the time to to side. there are people who are going to vote. there are people who really believe a flu, hence, joined russia. life will become better and there will be happier. i'm surprised because most of them work for you, cranium companies, and they owned a good living. now they have nothing but the supporting russia. people still living in jeopardy jack had a son, and a dumbass will be asked if they want to join russia. russia doesn't fully control any of the 4 regions with this. so called referendum is taking place in the areas under ukrainian control. come on the regular attack day and night. this is the latest one in the heart of the city. one of the several that rocked the procedure early morning. the target was a hotel said to host this place people on their way further west people like tanya and julia wh

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dolly parton has you covered.'s love of animals and puppy love inspired the fashion line. get your paws on all of this glamorous gear on amazon. a portion of the proceeds will go to willoughby farms rescue where animals in need can find their never ending love. guys, already got an amazon. looking around, they are so cute. they have a little pink pearl necklace for the dogs. little pink pearl cow girl outfit. >> steve: called doggy parton. >> ashley: so cute. >> brian: why all large dogs? >> steve: we only have a three hour show. >> ainsley: decorate and do that to their dogs it's usually the little one. >> ashley: can you imagine a gegerman shepherd in a pink necklace. >> ainsley: dolly wood and she also does the children's books. >> steve: don't forget, before they had a vaccine she donated a million dollars to help develop the moderna vaccine which saved millions of lives. who ray for dolly wood. broo brianen if she is watching see call in we would love to talk about it calls for spotify to cancel are joe rogan

in may they said they were going to do this, dolly parton and doja cat were part of it.mber. it is to be there. they have put people through too much. [laughter] te >>> good morning, america. abc news exclusive, one-on-one with ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy on the major counteroffensive under way right now. the other possible operations against russian forces. the nuclear power plant caught in the cross fire, accusing vladimir putin of turning into a weapon. just how close to a meltdown it might be. "world news tonight" anchor david muir is on the ground reporting live from kyiv this morning. >>> deadly rampage. the urgent manhunt this morning for two suspects in a stabbing spree, leaving at least ten dead and 15 wounded in canada. >>> overnight, a plane carrying ten people crashing into the water, the investigation now under way.

i didn't know it was a dolly parton song. i was corrected by a lot of people. it is a good song.beautiful morning. take that layer with you. later today, a lot of sunshine. these temperatures are really nice. 80's in the warmest spot inland. enjoy. julian: we will take a short >> building a better bay area, moving forward, finding solutions, this is abc 7 news. kumasi: now at 6:00, six people hurt when gunshots rang out near an open school. police say the shooting may have been targeted. this morning, officers are searching for at least one of the people involved. julian: ian downgraded to a tropical storm, still extremely dangerous and leaving millions in the path of heavy rain and flooding. the president approved disaster relief for florida, as many are starting to pick up the pieces and clean up the damage. kumasi: the moment a man falls onto the tracks, gets run over by a train. this is a lot for this morning, but he is alive and is talking about what happened. goodness. julian: the fact it was caught on camera, too. good morning and thanks for being here. kumasi: a lot to ge

closing facilities, cutting delivery by 2025 looking to cut $4 billion parton an overall transformation% hike for express and ground almost 7% to 8% for freight. basically trucking and the ceo saying fedex continues to focus on yield management revenue quality. shades of the better not bigger from u.p.s new ceo implementing that. look at the report you will see a lot of things put analysts to basically errors in operation by fedex as opposed to the macro pressure ceo pointed out last week on "mad money. revenues for spexpress flat revenue per package up 16% for express, revenue per package up 12% for ground you can see now shares actually moving higher after this surprising pre-announcement of earnings for fedex back to you. >> just a little relee on the stock given where it's come from sam, i ask you about the transports in general. they've not been friendly in terms of their message for the overall market here you have an example of a stock down 40% harks a pretty bad macro outlook, announced cost cutting and market says, okay's make already taken its punishment where does that leave

one reporter describes her as beloved as america's sweetheart dolly parton, as ubiquitous as madonna,y watched as a kardashian. kumasi: it is known as a podcast that set off the true crime craze. a new episode of "serial" is out right now after the suspect accused in a case is out of jail as a free man for now. this man was 17 years old when, in baltimore, he was convicted in the 1999 murder of his ex-girlfriend. however, the podcast presented new evidence that there could be two other suspects. >> we are not yet declaring he is innocent, but we are claiming that in the interest of fairness and justice, he is entitled to a new trial. kumasi: prosecutors have 30 days to decide whether to retry the case. he served 23 years of a life sentence. he is now 41 years old and has always maintained his innocence with the debut of the "serial" podcast in 2014. reggie: the u.n. general assembly is meeting about climate change. a south korean kapok group made an urgent plea for people to cut energy waste and food waste. >> i challenge you to heed this call. i dare you to shape our fate. above all,

dolly parton's iconic theme park dolly wood earning three golden tickets from amusement today magazine of 2021. the country music queen herself hum gling accepting the honor saying quote we are proud of the recognition we received because it means we are doing well at what we want to do. take care of the great folks who come to visit our park. how great. brian, over to you. >> brian: thanks, carley. meanwhile, get this story. a college start up success story, one decade ago our next guest turned passion for fitness into passion and today worth $40 million. joining us is army veteran founder of bear performance nic bear. welcome. >> thank you for having me. >> brian: bringing us back to your days in college in indiana university in pennsylvania. >> so 2012, i was studying nutrition. army rotc scholarship. knew i was going in the army after college. and between my junior and senior year of school i had the opportunity to take out a loan with the military associated bank saa. i took out a $20,000 loan to pursue what was and always has been. >> brian: not in the military. but you committed

she's like the dolly parton of russia.int that young and old people listen to her music. she's got a whole catalog of, like, pop anthems that people dance and sing in karaoke bars. >> so she knows this will be heard? >> yes. and she's got a massive following. and it's people like putin who follow her. i expect he's a big fan himself. and so the criticism that she has made will sting very deeply, the kremlin. and that goes along with all the other criticisms. >> it's an interesting one to watch. and so important you can put the context around who she is and why it matters so much. >>> and, next, just in, trump's legal team and the justice department have just filed a request with the special master. that is who will be reviewing the classified documents which were found at mar-a-lago. what trump's team is doing tonight to avoid disclosing to the special master ahead of the crucial hearing tomorrow. >>> and the witness to history. he was just one of 2,000 people invited to attend queen elizabeth's funeral inside westminster

the feature has a 21 person cast and stars dolly parton and cat.ou can be eligible for a free mexican pizza by spending $20 in orders at uber eats postmates. what are they going to sing about? colombian singer j balvin taking a selfie with the pope. he is one of 25 artists from around the world to have a public audience. but the catholic leader on meeting pope francis j balvin said, quote, i love the pope. he's the coolest. an auction for an american icon to of ruth bader ginsburg's trademark callers will made available to the public for the very first time. one of the callers was given to her by her former law clerks in 2018. and it bordered quote from her husband on it. that says it's not sacrifice. it's family. the other is made of gold beads and their anticipated to sell anywhere between 3,005 $1000. each ginsburg died in 2020 at the age of 87. happening tomorrow, nasa will try once again to launch its newest moon rocket. we have a look at the launch pad at kennedy space center in florida. and monday's test of the launch of artemis. one rocket

and they said the dolly parton of russia, one of the most prominent singers has come out against him. of course you have more than a thousand arrests. these people are going to go to prison for this. how does this impact putin and also those flights? thousands of men, they get mobilized, they flee. >> i mean, the entire calculus of this has been upended by recent events but early events. the original analysis was in a war of attrition between tiny ukraine and, you know, the russians with more people, more weapons, more money, more everything that the ukrainian forces would be on the losing end of that. that's been reversed. i think putin's view was that this is going to be like rolling into czechoslovakia, you know, a long time ago. not like rolling into afghanistan and spending the whole time fighting until you left. i think this has taken him by surprise. and the fact that the nationalists think he's not going far enough and everybody else is wondering why are we even there shows fissures and splits that are very awkward and uncomfortable for a guy like putin where he's ruled with a

but regardless, the outcome of the biden summit, i was really parton by -- it was a comment that anwargash of the uae made that de-escalation is the name of the game for the region. this coming decade cannot look like the past decade. so whether or not the jcpoa gets revived, i was heartened that this kind of spirit of dÉtente seems to be taking hold. that the spirit of regional dÉtente seems to be taking hold. i will stop it there. >> i would like to spend a couple of moments on this next question. it is supposed to be for dave, but i would also like here comments from the others, if you like to comment on it, which is the current water crisis, the climate issues in iraq. and i think this doesn't get discussed a lot in the middle of the discussions of iraq, which always focus on heavily, rightfully so, on politics and political developments. but this is a big issue if you listen to the iraqis and the pulse of the iraqi street , especially in affected areas such as the south. the marshes areas. it's heartbreaking what is happening and there are regional and also domestic dimensions to

need their money baby just you and me on the rock ♪ >> she's collaborated with elton john, dolly parton 2018, she became the most nominated woman at the grammys. brandi carlile has been the musical guest on "saturday night live" and written a best-selling memoir, "broken horses." now, brandi carlile is out on a nationwide tour which includes a stop right here in the heart of new york city to rock out our citi concert stage and here we go kicking things off with her song broken horses, let's hear it for brandi carlile ♪ you had better call your prison up ♪ ♪ tethered in white open spaces and for miles ♪ ♪ ♪ with my horses running wild ♪ ♪ only broken horses know to run ♪ ♪ i have ever so politely treaded softly for your grace ♪ ♪ i have whispered through the tears and pleaded sweetly to your face ♪ ♪ it is time to spit you out like lukewarm water from my mouth ♪ ♪ i will always taste the apath but i won't pass it down ♪ ♪ it dies with you ♪ ♪ tethered in wide open spaces ♪ ♪ and fields that lead for miles ♪ ♪ right into the barrel of a gun ♪ horses running wild ♪ ♪ only broken horses kno

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thing you know, that jumbotron guy is gonna be hired by the cubs and be like, [ laughter ] then dolly partona fun line of products for pets, and i was like, "what? that's great." but then i found out it included wigs for dogs and i was like, "what? that's dumb. but then i saw it. and i was like, "what? [ laughter ] "your doggies look good. is your name jolene? 'cause i'm begging you, please don't take my man, cute-ass dog. [ laughter ] so then everyone was talking about "quiet quitting. and i was like, "what is that? then i found out "quiet quitting" is doing the bare minimum at your job while looking for a new one. and i was like, "what? you cowards. don't quit quietly, quit loud. i'll show you how i quit "seth, i quit! >> seth: no, you don't >> yeah, i don't, but only because i love you so bad. >> seth: aww >> shut up [ laughter ] so then i read that a man had his tesla car keys implanted in his hand look at this ♪ and i was like, "what? a lazy bastard you sloppy bum you can't keep your car keys in your dang pocket now, i'm scared to ask this, but where is your wallet?" [ laughter ] y'all,