pasha, i'm a lustred inspector. who is the chandelier instructor? here's my passport? yes, which way? why did you change your name in your passport, because uncle pasha has two mortgages, and the chandelier inspector owes nothing to anyone. okay, well, and you are with us, then i'm a doctor torn, and you are our doctor doctor. i even swore an oath to a bureaucrat, maybe to hippocrates yes , not so many pieces of paper so much money for him shut up well, what are you talking about? guys let's we will not show a normal sherlock holmes . this is dirty anglo-saxonism. shut up. you. well, where are you going, okay, they went crazy there, and everything russian refuses. well , we are normal, you are 140 million russians are normal, and we will show shurik chaos, yes , the chandelier inspector. that's right, by the way, 4:59 time to drink kvass. and can i have a second, dr. wutson, do you have any pills? yes? why don't you drink them to your friends? what don't you give? why are you suffering from dementia on your legs? alexey, why are you insulting us? yes? because you can't be trusted with anything. like i said, i'm doing the script. and you and valdis do not climb into it. that's it, alexei stop swearing. go better. prepare your roles. i also have a role i'm afraid to ask, who am i playing, without fear, i answer. you are the main villain, professor moriartik and asti father will kill the dog, when i like everything, i like the main villain. play the butler mr. barrymore channel. so i say for the last time, we will show a normal sherlock holmes well, alexei well, what kind of sherlock holmes well, people don’t want watch what has already been seen, this is not brother 2. give us at least a chance to show our version of the work. okay? show me, show me, and i 'll stand on the sidelines, i'll see how you nationalized it. let's so imagine already a russian detective, shurlik, house and dr. woodson stand. and why do you go out to english music? we have nationalized, come out under the russian. okay come on. now i will solve this case using the method of deduction no. we have such a deduction method. we have a method. in puffs finger in the sky foolishly get drunk on a bet. well, this is a matter of chance. i believe that the victim was shot with a revolver should not stand. what kind of revolver should he also die in russian. and i don’t know how in russian, i smoked in bed there and fell asleep. he jumped for crucian carp and drowned, went to the wild boar from the leeward side of his life, they shot him. okay, i'm the brilliant sleuth shurly hans, and she's boom, i believe the victim went downwind of the boar. she was shot by her own people, but what's wrong with standing , i did everything, as you said? yes, but now the phrase brilliant detective does not fit here. well i now i will call my assistant dr. wuqing and he will help me. here they are torn, come on bikes, to street, 221 b, i'm waiting. hello what happened to stand he hasn't done anything yet. yes? well, he doesn't come. we have doctors so fast. chandeliers, what do you think about this? i think we should go get a beer. it's a complicated matter that you can't soberly understand. here is the only person who correctly understood the meaning of the word nationalization. enough of some nonsense, it turns out. let's move on to the final scene where shurly house fights against professor moriartik and asti duel. now i 'll give you a cuckoo and i'll beat, let's stand do not decide so russian relations decide. go here. wait but first they drink the doctor. what are you, a mustachioed wanker? i'll never drink in my life, and i thought the russians do not give up. okay, let's pour it. she does not put on weight. come here bottle hand do not change. and what did you pour so little? why can't you see the edges? do n't drink without toast. pass the sausage, and after the first one they don’t have a snack. what shall we smoke? smoke here, do you know why? because i respect you. and i you i don't respect. i love you. that we went to karaoke, and i have no money. and i did say something about money. well, that's it. yes, some kind of nonsense turned out that even the main villain won for our nationalization. and i told you right away, there is no need to redo anything. you just need to come up with something of your own and then you won’t get any kind of breed there, but you will get an original own product, for example, like kvn yes, alexander vasilyevich but forgot. he didn't come. yeah, sitting, probably at home and coming up with his own original product. yeah or drink kvass. thank you. with you was the kvn team russian road just yes, yes, from god. the russian road kvn team thanks the governor of the krasnodar territory, veniamin ivanovich kondratyev, and the miraklion anapa resort, represented by valery alekseevich dimoev. i went to vlad malenko , my brothers and sisters, artists, writers, musicians. we are here so that the guys at the front know that they have behind their backs thankful to god with all my heart i love you. it is yours who compose poems and songs for them and love them and wait for them. russian soldier , victory will be for us, for me, the land, dear, get up donbass will drive out the junta together on sunday on the first hold it for you, what, is this a gift, another prank from our brother? 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way what is the autumn of the invitation, you know how not easy it is to choose music for sex at 48 much longer than males. i'm ashamed of you so, go and think of some other song on a decent topic. oh, girls, listen, i'm so embarrassed in front of the jury right now. and that's all, because you didn't prepare a surprise for them, and we prepared valya, please. the dream girl is sitting, and here is for the scarlet ones. we have cognac flowers for 250 rubles. not to be afraid of your animals. we want to give you sticks to wave. here is this one to beat the jury olezhka and so the surprise and the main one is to call andrey there is andrey to close. are you out of your mind? and what does valya mean right away? what lee so get out of here. so igor anatolyevich that you have a song about swedish furniture there is no more such furniture in russia, but you need to carry it out, according to the list. when you kindly how much hryvnia, and what to understand the corner? hallelujah la la la dear friends, we have been preparing for this game for a very long time and we miss our husbands and now we would like to call them directly from the stage. so wait. i have no one to call. and that valya rolled out everything grandpa is now in dubai for his own, well, yes, girls, i'm not married. well, i just live for myself. i mean valya you are 36 years old. how are you, a real russian woman has to live for 15 years for someone for whom as for whom? well, who is on your phone is simply written by last name. wait, didn't you ever come to red and white and ask where he was? that is, they give you perfume for your birthday, then you look on the internet and there are no such ones. you never collected bloody fragments because his moonshine still exploded. are you carrying a watermelon home yourself, and under you, that the blanket never flew up when he ate the islands? and you never gave a pendant for a birthday, and then walking in the park down the street a little girl screams. mom, this is my pendant that was stolen from you. lyuba yes , go to your mother. dilute with him is no longer a man, but some kind of pig. so wait, well, you don't have a husband, but the child will come and ask where is dad , what will you show him? tinder? yes, i have no children. valya so you've never seen how your child refuses to drink baby food from a bottle, and drinks only from a pile. lyuba, if you gave birth to this crazy, you at least to the child is not allowed. until nastya valya in general, we are ashamed of you. you don't know how to build a family nest. damn, they still live in the nest. hello where are you hanging around? you zadolbala everything with your kvn, i'm filing for divorce happiness in yekaterinburg is dedicated. dear friends, i hope our jury members cope with the difficult task of judging this one. it seems to me a wonderful bright competition. so, the assessments of the teams for the homework of raisa irkutsk, all the judges five points russian road, armavir and the team of snezhnogorsk, murmansk five five four total points for three competitions snezhnogorsk team 13.7 points russian road 13.8 points raisa irkutsk 15 points exactly the musical final of raisa irkutsk ladies and gentlemen in their competition the musical final raisa's kvn team will show a musical based on korney ivanovich chukovsky this is not a doctor etc. this is dr. aibolit right? yeah well, they drove the beasts good doctor aibolit, he sits on a tree, come to him for treatment and a cow, do not study, and a bug and a spider squirrel and a fox, only hell you will get to him without a policy. so girls, don't you think that the inhabitants yekaterinburg is not very fond of rap. well, personally. i think they like completely different music, as you say. musical dr. aibolit in the style of chanson kind dr. aibolit he felled the forest and left the forest to cut down. come to him, both the bug and the spider are being treated. the main thing is that the trash can. well, girls, what kind of chanson? but you and i need this musical to be liked by all the people sitting in the hall. are they just sitting people okay? then our musical will be only to the songs of yekaterinburg performers, it’s a great idea, the city of yekaterinburg come in to me riding the tram on our hare left under the exploding legs . the city of yekaterinburg with this, it's true. just a gang flew from a cheetah. we imagine that a panda is a radiotonic and then we fucking get this carrion. yury loza city of sverdlovsk the ram has caught a strong cold. he got caught in the rain. we are for the life of his defense, but eid al-adha came and brought barbecue. mr. credo valley, wonderful valley, the crown is not your crown unfortunately, the city of yekaterinburg fell ill , infected them all, the evil tarazanishche, let's take the gorilla crocodile. we will show him. take the best sparrow, he is from uralmash vladimir presnyakov, the city of yekaterinburg but he says to everyone that the city of moscow nautilus pompilius, the city of yekaterinburg so girls, i didn’t understand something at all. and why didn’t you remake the words of the nautilus at all lena because these are not just words, this is the official position of not only people, but also all the birds of the russian federation, the city of paris saw, yekaterinburg and died. okay, let's finish. dear friends, well, actually, why did we show you this musical performed by artists who come only from yekaterinburg wait. you and i definitely did n’t forget about anyone, the most talented teas, the city, yekaterinburg m. we start kvn and i’m with you again. dear friends, seriously, today we do not want to say goodbye to kvn at all. we want to be kicked out. lyuba come on there without jokes. is this really our last game of what? seriously, the last game i hit back then back to the jury. here you are cheeky. let everything be and as you want. let your eyes burn like before. we are with you today, that's for sure. well you stuff through year. if you want, if you want, we provide you. i'm sure you all keep the situation in your head in terms of points, understand that raisa is in the lead, you need to catch up with them right in this competition, and now the team of snezhnogorsk, murmansk, the capital of the arctic, will try to do it ahead. come out. today we will leave for snezhnogorsk and will never return. further everything will go on the shore among the people we are nothing i am a new life we can die from nothing to do. he will go to work in a factory. there, his pursuit of the family will get drunk, and then he will be fired from work for sin. he god will be, bum. god in the hall wave look how happy you are, after all, hurt all of his misfortunes. and tomorrow, snezhnogorsk, he will cry alone for a long time. marina on the spit in magnit forever, but i have been on a package of hope more than once. the decree, goodbye and slick confidence tomorrow will call you from prison and introduce yourself to the employees of your bank, the bathhouse will make moonshine, who will take it? of course i'm me and even me, but i'll go as a taxi driver and every day i'll tell the passengers of all the island and will not believe it. dear friends, today we we say goodbye to such words as a dressing room microphone. good morning, important wipes, air freshener please. meet the mayor of snezhnogorsk. ooh sergey ivanovich, haven't you filed your guitar? are you a fool? she's worth the money. i am life again, let it be difficult. you will get divorced by someone from my wife, but who can break through and can issue an ip wait, we joke about the fact that our career is ending, and this ends the happiest years of our lives, but usually at such games konstantin lvovich gets up from behind the table takes the microphone and invites you to work on channel one. by the way, where is he? but he didn't come. thank you and we will watch the games for we will sit down, so in the world the security will not let us in. what are we to do then? so, then on the way to the place only on the stage, but i will not always begin life before us. yours, snezhnogorsk welcome to the project let's sing in the kitchen with the whole country, why didn't i go with you now rafim they are from a large large family anna is the eleventh child in the family. yes, and seraphim 12 yes-yes-are given stronger when you sing to them? 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yes , now it's dawn let's meet and scatter, who gets where everything is over. well egorovich well, what are you , too, everything is over? are you somewhere khanygausaya hid. quite by chance alexei and what did you hide them at your place? yes, where do i have snacks, cups, a folding table. yes, guys. i imagined all this in a different way the meeting of graduates, yes, not the embankment for 2 billion. yes. alexey, look into the bottle washed up on the shore. you see that this bottle does not nail you to the ground later . yes, there's paper about the hanyga, mustachioed. you've already started drinking paper. yes, this is a letter, but let 's read the letter. so dear, a descendant writes to you alexander vasilievich m 15 years old 15 years already alexander vasilievich had a dream yesterday that i became the president of the planet and told the dream to my mother. tomorrow we go with her to the school psychologist. today i defended some azerbaijani boy in a fight. now he follows me everywhere. i told him a dream about the president. he liked it tomorrow, we plan to go to my mother to dissuade her from taking me to the school psychologist. in general, dear descendant, why am i writing this letter to you. i just want everything to work out for you in the future, as you conceived a good letter. only i don't understand the meaning to write to the future. you won't change anything. now, if you could write to yourself in the past, then many mistakes could be avoided. if we could write a letter, who is a distant year to ourselves, maybe we saved ourselves, maybe everything would be corrected in fate. i would weigh everything by throwing it on the scales and in the first lines i wrote to myself so as not to wear a vile neocotton mustache on my lip. strongly do not get used to vodka for a dispute on monday at the wedding of pigeons, releasing you before that, do not feed them, do not dive from the bathhouse into the snowdrift. it swept over the zhiguli, don't go, the head of the neighbor's widow will be the way home. wait . what are you, a widow? well, really, if you waited 2 days, you wouldn’t have to spend money on flowers twice. shut up uncle pashaeneral a long time ago, all the fuck passed, who left me. and whoever didn’t hand it in, i wouldn’t start playing cards, don’t play a bribe for your pants, don’t take it cold, always put the gun in a holster. maybe then you'll become a father learn to read and write. well, or at least read in order to read the letter that i could not write. is it true that you don’t know how to write, shut your red mouth, otherwise i ’ll draw a statement against you to the police. okay let's. i will sing if i could write a letter, i could write to myself in that distant year, i would write glue in this hat. avoid it buddy. useful it weighs you wrote, then the whole hall applauded me standing. aleksey well, you can't sing, don't torture your throat, why are you lucky that you can't speak the original in kvn with this phrase, come on, sit down. valdis would you change anything. no, everything suits me. seriously, well, a couple of little things. to itself fold a parachute i do not smoke a word propane, d