this is pat sullivan coming at you on vhs from the winter formal.s always, i'm joined by my life partner, denise. >> call me zazu! wicked site for holiday cheer, and for me, nothing says christmas like two fake school i.d.s and a franzia bladder sans box. >> we are looking to talk our way into the festivities to recapture the magic of our second date. >> oh, my god, sal and denise, how are you? >> reese donovan! >> oh, my god. >> i haven't seen you since you left eighth grade with mononucleosis. >> well, that just turned 15 and its name is linda. i've got to pick up lindan because she apparently boxed all over the dance floor. what have you been up to? >> building a paradise brick by brick, five children, weiser, squeezebox, hagz and bachd richard. she's the mom of the year, this one, never loses her temper, maintains her looks, keeps the children fully licensed. never forget! >> oh, man, that's like being home! no, ma! still ahead on "way too early," why are you awake? your obnoxious tweets, texts and e-mails. "morning joe" moments away. [ female a