not many people know this but back when i anchored the channel 7 news at noon at wpps paterson springs north carolina was also the second alternate weekend go understudy and i still have my meteor logical demonstration fruit kit, okay so if there are nichold weather reporters out there looking to learn from a master, pay attention. here is how it works. if you want to show the audience that it is brisk, but still above freezing, use a naval orange to assemble a swing set. alternatively if you need to show that it's in the 50s with a chance of rain, change a car tire with a bartlett pear, okay. but if it's over 60 degrees and cloudy there is no way to say that except by beating a raccoon to death with a pineapple. all right? like that. dow like that? a little rough stuff. little rough stuff. any temperature higher than that, fruit won't work. you're going to want to use deli meats, all right. and audience can only understand that it's 95 degrees if you buff out a scratched quarter panel with a honey baked ham. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest ton