and now, here's neil patrick harris![ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> neil patrick: hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you. i am your guest host for the night. my name is neil patrick harris. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. you may know me from a little show called "how i met your mother." [ cheers and applause ] my current show i'm doing is, "a series of unfortunate events." [ cheers and applause ] netflix. binge it. i'm also in the upcoming movie "downsizing" with matt damon coming out on the 22nd. very exciting. [ scattered boos ] easy, easy. if you're wondering if matt damon is as bad as jimmy says, the answer of course is yes. [ laughter ] he's garbage. [ laughter ] jimmy asked me to host for him, i immediately said yes. i thought he meant at the oscars. [ laughter ] but -- i guess it's too late to go back now. no, in all seriousness, i'm very happy to fill in for jimmy tonight. i am thrilled. his son billy's heart operation was a success. [ cheers and applause ] he is recovering very well.

patrick harris. hope you have a great night, we will see you tomorrow. >> neil patrick: the t from the t from the t -- >> you're on in five minutes. five minutes, thank you. >> neil patrick: okay, listen. we have all worked really hard to prepare for tonight. it hasn't been easy with a new host but i'm really pleased with where we are. i want you to go out there, have a great show, just know if any of you screw up anything and make me look bad, i will literally destroy you. okay? let's go, have fun, let's go! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with special guest host neil patrick harris! tonight, armie hammer, timothÉe chalamet, from "the crown," vanessa kirby, and reptiles and bugs with jules sylvester. and now, here's neil patrick harris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> neil patrick: hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you. i am your guest host for the night. my name is neil patrick harris. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank yo

patrick: that's exciting.s? >> i move very fast. yeah. no, it was -- i'd met him once. there was rumors that i was engaged to him. >> neil patrick: i was kidding, you're serious? >> oh, yeah, did you not know that? >> neil patrick: no. >> that's so weird. neil. yeah, no. they came up like -- yeah. >> neil patrick: you're not engaged? >> no, no. no, i have a boyfriend. he got all the cousins, are you okay? do you need to come over? i think they thought i'd run off with tom cruise. >> neil patrick: what's it like working on a big movie like that? is it super fun? >> yeah, it's amazing. it's different. tom is so nice. knows everyone's name. i forget everyone's. really bad. but he's -- yeah he's lovely. >> neil patrick: how is "the crown"? it you're wonderful on it. [ cheers and applause ] are you filming that at the same time? are you still in the movie and the series? >> no, we're finished. they've recast all the actors now. i love margaret so much, it's too much. but i did really want to carry on. i will smoke

. >> my name is patrick martin. my parents died in 1999, and my sister and i inherited the house and contents. we were surprised when we figured out what it contained. >> the house that patrick and his sister, peggy, inherited here in birmingham is now their home. patrick, thank you so much for having me over. >> it's our pleasure. >> patrick's parents moved to alabama from maryland and bought the house in the 1960s. patrick, an architect, returns to take care of his ill parents in 1994 but then has his own health scare. >> i had a quintuple bypass surgery here. >> patrick's heart trouble leads him to an early retirement at age 47. with lots of time on his hands, he starts rummaging through the house, including the attic. it's here that he comes across a box he remembers from his childhood. this looks very, very old, just right from the start. the box contains family letters and legal documents, some going back to the 18th century. >> this packet is letters from the 1780s. >> patrick also discovers an old u.s. army

patrick: we'll secure the flask. liz: he's turning pot-- patrick: start that vacuum.to potent oil for vaping cartridges and edibles. patrick: and that will be the final product that we put on our shelves. liz: the extract is rich in thc, the stuff that gets you high. the more thc marijuana has, the more it's worth. so griffith admits he's fudged the numbers with the help of some pot testing labs. liz: were you putting products out at a certain thc percentage, knowing that it actually wasn't that percentage? patrick: yeah. liz: he says it's the only way to compete. he's revealing this dirty secret, hoping things will change. patrick: if we're not happy with the numbers we're getting from one lab, we'll go to another. we'll explain our situation, and we'll get our numbers. liz: isn't that lying? is it fraud? patrick: yeah, yeah, that would be lying and fraud. liz: several states already require sellers to test their pot for thc potency, along with pesticides and mold, to make sure it's safe and labeled correctly. like sellers, labs also stand to make a lot of money, and

inclement go ahead patrick react to what you've heard so far of. first of all i'm going to disagree with what eric said about defining the terms i'm going to say media as a singular entity because when it comes to all things rush and grammatical things and trying to media do it well it might be grammatically correct but it does represent the reality of the situation which is that media is completely together in lockstep reading off the same hymn sheet on all things russian and if you want to talk about the mainstream media this these are all fake news stories for mainstream media this is just my file for the washington post the new york times c.n.n. granted cnn's house for this but this is perhaps my favorite pokey man go was hijacked by vladimir putin to mislead americans this is a c.n.n. exclusive this is just one example of many and to say that the the. what you're doing eric is is creating a false equivalency trying to compare donald trump's twitter tirades to the fourth what's supposed to be the fourth estate who has a collective budget operat

patrick: i do not agree it will shoot up higher.te of for we so with qe, on -- and on qt be a headwind. investors have had a great bond -- time. when bonds and equities are rallying it turns into a difficult seven years were your are getting very little appreciation on equities and capital losses. manus: the other story we have talkingering, we were about the explosion and bond markets in china. ings is the aarat paper in china, the spread blowing out. how much china do you want to take on in terms of bonds? terms ofhe blow out in yield. this is the china versus the u.s. compatriots. what does it say in terms of risk, do you want bond risk on your books in china? patrick: i am not -- i do not have expertise. do you have a big macro view on china? are you expressing that in your portfolio? patrick: we have inflation linked bonds across the board. we are getting a real yield above inflation and 3.5% for the bonds area that is attracting us. china, there are some risks there. not enough that we are short it risks if the property market

mentioned by patrick they're i mean it's a they want to believe in what they say that this is but a see this in the jump on board is it laziness or is it you know what level of intentionality because it i said there are so many of them i mean patrick has held up a whole stack of i mean it seems endless i could can't imagine this would have happened during the obama administration go ahead lionel well. well at first had to start off with the idea as evidence exhibit a by well after all you have the most lining president so therefore anything that happens is somehow outweighed in cancelled by the fact that well trump is a liar let's take this week no you how is a c.n.n. story about donald trump and wiki leaks memo or e-mail and all it did was reading a day correctly so it's all about which is reading the date correctly and not say oh for fourteen it's all a was it was a transposition of numbers that's all it was now you tell me how donald trump's mendacity and thank you for clarifying that medium is a singular noun and not a plural but tell me how to the employee not a thing maybe around

patrick: it is shocking.k what happened to oil prices, they look at the green line versus the orange line. you've got a 50% rally. if you look at 2020, oil prices are down 15%. people are bit perplexed why oil and gas were such a poor former -- poor performer. oil prices are down over that time so i think opec has had some success. yet some pipeline disruptions in some african disruptions. discounting that she'll production is going to come on strong in its very elastic supply. manus: do you doubt that? the rigors have promised value over volume. that is what they promised. does that cap out how much rigging comes back in? price.: it comes back to there is going to be, whenever drill, it isof very elastic. i don't think you are going to have oil prices running away from you. manus: the other story that i've made a bit of headway with this week is copper at a four-year high. you whichis chart for is one of the funds that focuses on commodities. it is the best performing commodities fund. mining companies are t

here but patrick one of the things that gets going i don't know you like to deal with facts here but unlike the liberal media that makes make things up i mean you know it was seventeen intelligence agencies. it's a fact that the the d.n.c. was hard but the f.b.i. never looked at the servers the d.n.c. didn't allow that what i'm getting at is that you keep hearing on c.n.n. and this n.b.c. eccentrics they keep repeating the same unsubstantiated. it claims as if it is. a law of gravity and you never hear anybody pushing back there this group think this is exactly what it is it's group think and it's turned into a cult with it really it's a religious cult now they have and anyone that violates it is considered a heretic go ahead patrick like us i suppose for us i will agree with eric that it's not a liberal media exclusively per se that happens to be a kind of a liberal hysterical insurgency right now in the mainstream media but c.n.n. will read straight off of pentagon briefings or state department briefings and the new york times will do the same straight off the party line on certain

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mark: what is the patrick spencer take on bitcoin?: there are quite a few platforms involved. i think the underlying tech knowledge he is exciting. i looked at the u.k. piece put out by the government last week. it talked about how block chain they paynge the way bills, the way we pay hmr see and the way benefits are paid. it could replace a lot of middle-management workers. very powerful a technology, it is sustainable. it is above my pay grade to say if you should buy it going. i'm a broker. there are good value stocks out there. that is roy moore riding on a horse. he is going to vote. the senate votes and he is the candidate or the gop. urban turn out to be an versus rural decision. in turn -- may turn out to be women. kevin cirilli is in the area. he is in alabama and reporting for us. that was roy moore writing in on a horse to vote. this is bloomberg. ♪ mark: i am mark barton in the city of london. vonnie: this is the european close on bloomberg markets. the s&p 500 just touched a new record. it is now up .3%. it is up almost e

patrick henry, richard henry lee, george mason, were opposing the constitution. supporting it was james madison and john marshall. he gave influential speeches, including a defense of judicial independence. the importance of the judiciary within our institution. opposing views with someone like patrick henry, the firebrand, one of the most powerful figures in virginia, he even denied james madison a seat and ran james monroe against him in the house. but john marshall is someone who was really easy to get along with. so even despite political disagreements with patrick henry, he would maintain close relations with him. so we see this theme as we go through his career about his ability to hold strong constitutional views but also see the importance of finding common humanity with adversaries. and really forging -- let's move to his time where he is in the federal government. the beginning of his career as a national leader of the federalist party. we're up to john marshall in the early career of the federal government. he is asked to run for the u.s. house of repr

patrick, looking a lot sunnier than it is in london.is australia looking to take home their advantage today? patrick: they very much are, and that because of who they have bat, theout to australian captain. the omens are not good for him. the last time he was out in a test match on this ground was all the way back in 2014. he scored 434 runs since the dismissal and is averaging 140 on this ground, even more than the great donald bradman, the best that there ever was. he is 65 not out and they will be desperate to get rid of him early on day 2. to their credit, they managed to dry up the run somewhat after the swashbuckling century and reprieve from david warner. things are not going to get any easier for them on day 2. the temperature is expected to reach 35 degrees celsius. that is really high and not the kind of weather that you want to bowl in. australia feel they can get in and out of this match on day 2. it will be a real endurance test for the england bowlers and fielders. sharanjit: sunny day having an impact. it has been a great

so i brought patrick to rolland's warehouse.hrough my experience with him, i've felt like i didn't always get the whole story. and then, also, i wasn't comfortable with the flow in, flow out of money and how that worked. i personally wouldn't do business with him again -- personally, i wouldn't. i think what pissed me off most about it is, i understand that people have business dealings in the past that don't work out. but, why wouldn't you tell me about those things? the fact that rolland was never mentioned, ever, seems like a really calculated omission from patrick. you never thought to say anything about other people, other businesses, not even for a second? no, honestly, not really. okay. i mean... then that lets me know what your logic is like. right, i mean... and so i'm telling you, that logic doesn't work for me. so, that was one bad thing -- one red flag. but then i found out patrick wasn't honest and he wasn't transparent about things, especially when it came to money. i ended up being personally sued by one of his ve

patrick also likes to visit the national parks tourist attractions like mizzima springs. you know this poem heaps of salva. you know off to walking i no money like coming here. taking no place so i think i just have some peace and i do go to fresh myself again before i go home. patrick bellew works as a farmer in a nearby village for him bringing water to the animals is a sacred task locals here call him the guardian of sabah. one south african city is trying a new one and resource efficient way of covering its food needs and agribusiness. unfortunately the flagship projects in them when this it. still has some to think problems but the twenty five young farmers who walk there are determined to solve the problems together after one year the enterprise is beginning to take root elizabeth move is one of twenty five local people selected to join the group politan city the idea is to generate electricity with the group's own solar power plant and recycled organic waste from livestock and use the power to produce low cost food for the local population. it was to use the. and b

liz: i've learned anything is possible with patrick. >> patrick is an entrepreneur.st question, would you let buffett buy it? warren buffett, your good friend? >> there's an interesting question. he does have about eight furniture chains and i can solve all his problems. i'd rather buffett get involved. buffett, de soto and i. liz: i gave you the idea. i want credit for that. >> this is the honor of my life, i'm going to give everything up if i implement the blockchain. liz: the one and the only, when we come back, much more ahead, the dow is still down 25 points. you want a big prediction? we're going to get you one on where the s&p will go in 2018. touch is how we communicate with those we love, but when your psoriasis is bad, does it ever get in the way? embrace the chance of 100% clear skin with taltz. taltz is proven to help people with moderate to severe psoriasis achieve completely clear skin. with taltz, up to 90% of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. in fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. don't use if you're

patrick geary is there. patrick, they ashes may have already been lost, but it looks like they have a good chance of making sure they can avoid a whitewash. patrick: they do have a decent chance. everyone in australia is keen to point out that the ashes have been decided. this is the back page of one of the newspapers -- "all too late," they are saying. england's effort has come after the series has been decided. it has been a good effort for england. alastair cook, the former captain who had been under some pressure -- he had not even scored 50 before this inning -- scored an excellent 100. he was dropped on 66 by the australian captain, steve smith. they are in a good position now. they are still behind australia's total, but they have 8 first-inning wickets in hand and if they bat well today, they can put australia under real pressure for the first time in this series. sharanjit: why do you think the momentum has changed in this match? patrick: part of it is to do with the fact that the series is decided

let's bring in the senior analysts, patrick wong., starting off with hong kong home prices, they are likely to be a bright spot when you compare it to what is going on in the mainland market. double-digit growth this year. is that sustainable potentially with what is going on with potential monetary tightening? patrick: yeah, we see the futures are really strong. expect the first half of this year. we see the growth, for the first six months, strong growth. a see growth is slowing down little bit. partly because of the interest rate increase, and also interesting, the record high. having said that, i think it is still there for the fundamental demand. still lots of demand. level, and0 year low definitely, we could see, especially for the upgrade in demand, it is there. year, agoing to next little bit challenging in the sense that we have more and more supply coming in and something like 400 square feet or below. next year, we will see -- in hong kong. that is a relatively high level compared to this year. we can see the risk is small

patrick, thank you. that was a lot of fun. >> jay, thank you.ar driver and a movie star and a tv st-- you got the whole thing going, so congratulations, my friend. you're living the dream. >> thank you. i'm having a good time. >> thanks again. >> my pleasure. thank you. >> thank you, buddy. coming up... >> you can't beat a prettier car than a '41 caddy. >> no, it's beautiful. cadillac king phil maloof shows me how to cruise the strip. >> you like the white sidewalls? [engine revs] i love you, droolius caesar, but sometimes you stink. febreze car vent clip cleans away odors for up to 30 days. because the things you love can stink. [upbeat music] ♪ >> it takes a certain type of person to live in vegas... and you're gonna meet one of the originals. >> well, i'll be. >> how are you, phil? >> i'm pretty good. >> good to see you, my friend. >> oh, hey, you look pretty good. you lost weight, huh? >> well, yeah, i lost weight. yeah, that's me. phil and the maloof family made their fortune owning sports teams and casinos and distributing beer. but forget

patrick geary, bbc news, melbourne. more throughout the evening on the bbc news channel, we are back with the late news at nine o'clock — now on bbc one it's time for the news where you are. goodbye. two wins, one marriage, one baby, and the europe's number one golfer. it's not until now, hello and welcome to sportsday, with me, james pearce. the headlines this evening: frustration for england's cricketers as they attempt to win the fourth ashes test — rain forces them to spend much of the day in the pavilion. welcome back — andy murray plays his first competitive match since wimbledon. and we'll look ahead to tomorrow's old firm derby, with celtic 11 points clear of rangers. hello, good evening to you. hello, good evening to you. the weather forecast in melbourne is for an improvement, which means that england's cricketers do still have a chance of winning the fourth ashes test. today, though, was a frustrating one, with play limited by heavy rain. australia will begin the final day of the test on 103—2 in their second

inclement go ahead patrick react to what you've heard so far would have. first of all i'm going to disagree with what eric said about defining the terms i'm going to say media as a singular entity because when it comes to all things russian grammatical things and try to media. it well it might be grammatically correct but it does represent the reality of the situation which is that media is completely together in lockstep reading off the same hymn sheet on all things russian and if you want to talk about the mainstream media this these are all fake news stories for mainstream media this is just my file for the washington post the new york times c.n.n. granted cnn's house for this but this is perhaps my favorite pokey man go was hijacked by vladimir putin to mislead americans this is a c.n.n. exclusive this is just one example of many and to say that the the. what you're doing eric is is creating a false equivalency trying to compare donald trump's twitter tirades to the fourth what's supposed to be the fourth estate who has a collective budget operating bu

patrick started his campaign in two thousand and sixteen when he observed that animals were walking long distances to seek water but were unable to find any. is initiative not only saves animals from dying of thirst but also helps avoid possible human wildlife conflicts. to finance the project he gets help from go fund me and crowd funding platform. the initiative costs a total of about two hundred fifty dollars for a water tanker currently he delivers about once a week to wildlife sanctuary also supports his campaign because it helps keep animals away from the local people. from this particular the city we. really appreciate it because sometimes the previous twenty fifteen was used to look forward to the point that this one was actually a very big challenge for the cause a lot of people being affected by these conflicts. patrick is hoping that rain will come soon because he needs the water for his other environmental project i want to to build some tongue in savile so that when it doesn't rain fell quite sometime week on week on taking what off from there on you know feed i want to hold

patrick bellew works as a farmer in a nearby village for him bringing water to the animals is a sacred task locals here call him the guardian of. one south african city is trying a new low carbon and resource officiant way of covering its food needs and agra believes that runs on alternative energy is unfortunately the flagship project in them when this ability of slime it still has some to think problems but the twenty five young farmers who walk there are determined to solve the problems together after one year the enterprise is beginning to take root. elizabeth mccarthy is one of twenty five local people selected to join the politan city the idea is to generate electricity with the group's own solar power plant and recycled organic waste from livestock and use the power to produce low cost food for the local population. and it was to use the. and by ok it was there by ok only feed them with the waste use one week from the chickens go straight to the biochar it's simple for us because we're not going to waste money to pay the electricity from it's called i don't know if you are going

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five minutes, thank you. >> neil patrick: okay, listen.all worked really hard to prepare for tonight. it hasn't been easy with a new host but i'm really pleased with where we are. i want you to go out there, have a great show, just know if any of you screw up anything and make me look bad, i will literally destroy you. okay? let's go, have fun, let's go! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with special guest host neil patrick harris! tonight, armie hammer, timothÉe chalamet, om

patrick. my quest is to seek the holy grail. >> reporter: as the race grinds on -- >> guys just don't want the water, do you? >> reporter: levitt claims that the dogs on his team are too exhausted to even eat or drink. >> i have a dog that has a high heart rate. it's a warm day. and every now and then dogs get diarrhea. >> reporter: the film shows a veterinarian cautioning him -- >> he's right at the very point. i'm worried about him. >> reporter: but he decides to continue the race. >> patrick put his observe needs ahead of that dog. that was a sick dog that needed to be dropped that wasn't dropped because his motivation was winning the race. >> reporter: but he says the film maemake filmmaker's weren't there for what happened next. >> when i was there the dogs were fine. and that dog finished iditarod with me. not like someone goes and gets into running sled dogs because they want to abandon dogs and mistreat dogs. especially iditarod mushers. >> reporter: many in the dog sledding community

joining us from boston, patrick. what are you seeing so far this year?ou seeing a similar type of increase? patrick: the analysis that we did based on the data we collect was done on 2016, and we saw a material increase as you said, 20% increase in the month of december. and so, we anticipate that this year, we will see the same type of increase year-over-year. -- year-over-year in the month of december. in the primary driver is it provides the attacker, the people trying to make money typically, all of the noise happening, like what you just spoke about in regards to cyber monday, all of that provides great cover for attackers to go and get consumers and get enterprises. emily: as i understand it phishing attacks have been the , most common. tell us about that. patrick certainly, : phishing attacks are used in a big way and they leverage social engineering. going back to the holiday season, all of us are receiving in our inbox many offers from many retailers, shipping services, holiday cards, etc. and we are trained to open those. we want to click on th

patrick gearey reports. the ashes gone, and still they come.eason england's fans are called the barmy army. when they're not watching cricket, they're playing it. and they've called up mr root to their team. not the england captain, but his brother, billy — a professional himself, who has had to watchjoe lose the urn with everyone else. i think he will always enjoy the challenge of it. i think there will be times where he is frustrated. but i think it is the sort of thing he will enjoy taking on, a tough challenge like this. challenge is an understatement. comment and criticism comes with cricket in australia. in the past week, root‘s had to watch the ashes go, and had to listen to his captaincy be described as "soft and childlike" by former australian skipper ricky ponting. he doesn't spend any time in our dressing room. he doesn't spend much time around the squad, so. i don't think i go about things as a little boy, for sure. i have my own way of doing things. i think it is important that you don't try and be something that you're not. now he