patrick christie and i have noficed patrick christie and i have noticed the pattern.lex, we're on to you. and if that wasn't enough heartbreak for one show, kai wilshire isn't here either. now brace yourselves for this one. he's off in saudi arabia. yes. i'm not joking. waleses wokeist warrior. the man who's never met a pronoun he wouldn't correct you on has jetted off to riyadh. and let's just say, i sincerely hope he left his latest iteration of the trans flag at home. because i'm not entirely sure that mohammed bin salman is as enthusiastic about gender inclusivity as he is about, well, other forms of discipline, shall we say. and who knows, if we're lucky, we might even get a live report from a saudi prison this time next week. a fear not still standing stiff as a board, ready to take on the left, upright, alert and at the ready position is everyone's favourite willie of oz will kingston. and to ensure things don't get too out of hand or in it, we've got our glamorous gp doctor renee on standby, ready to administer the necessary medical interventions, though i'd l

i'm patrick christys tonight. >> thunder showers are anna sewell. for lord walney. >> you are paying for illegal immigrants to have dj lessons. you're also paying for them to have driving lessons and. >> shift over to the left as well. fill in that stretch in the waist, the ribs, the lats. >> you're also paying for them to do yoga classes. it's insane. talking of insanity. >> yesterday we heard the government offered £18 billion for mauritius to take our territory in the chagos islands. >> this is a military base that. is vital to our national security. >> starmer refuses to deny giving £18 billion to mauritius over chagos. but. >> but now. but it cannot be. and i'm sure president trump will tell him under no situation. >> i'm we have a world exclusive for you. trump will block chagos, says his former right hand man. and. bristol university is forcing students to go vegan. is this fair? plus. >> i don't even know what all of this stuff means, but it's signed for her. >> meghan markle is slammed for using the wildfires to prove how many celebrity fri

in the meantime, it's over to patrick christys.a swear word in sight. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gbnews.com/alerts. >> good evening. a pakistani asylum seeker has won £100,000 for quotes being treated like a criminal, despite being here illegally. nadra almas came to britain in 2004 on a student visa. she then overstayed her visa. she then overstayed her visa. she then overstayed her visa. she was handcuffed and imprisoned at a detention centre and told that she'd be deported. she launched a series of appeals claiming, you guessed it, that her christian faith meant that she was at risk of persecution in pakistan. well, after about three years, she was eventually granted refugee status, obviously, because we'll basically let anyone stay in britain. but during that time, she was not allowed to travel, work or claim any benefits. so now she's won compensation totalling just over 98,500 pounds, claiming the conditions she faced breached her human rig

patrick christys was gone. haven't. >> had an update on his whereabouts. >> but i can only assume thatrmstrong's grubby little arm strong's grubby little fingerprints armstrong's grubby little fingerprints were. >> all over, given that. >> all over, given that. >> he presented his show last night. his hunger for a presenting gig on the people's channelis presenting gig on the people's channel is so intense that i fear none of us here are safe. so if i suddenly slump over mid—show someone check my drink for traces of the one time socialist worker's sedative. >> of choice. >> of choice. >> lukewarm oat milk. that's what he'll poison me with. thankfully, i've got my good friend, the glamorous gp doctor renee on standby with an epipen. not only must she be prepared to fend off assassination attempts from labour party, former labour party members, acting like devious diva delinquents. but she's also on call to handle the disturbingly stiff and rigid australian to her right. now, speaking of which, free willy was my favourite film as a child. there was nothing more thrilling than seeing that

. >> welcome back to patrick christys tonight with me, alex armstrong reform.kip leader nigel farage has been addressing his party members in essex tonight on the fifth anniversary of brexit. there for us, of course, is our political correspondent, katherine forster. catherine, what have you got with us? >> yes. good evening. from near saffron walden, nigel farage having a huge amount of fun here. it's kemi badenoch constituency. but they got into a row, didn't they, at christmas over the party membership numbers for reform, which she said were fake. not only were they not fake, reform have now got 190,000 members as against the conservatives, about 130,000. so nigel farage here, hundreds of reform members and they are on a roll. he's saying everybody laughed about me saying that brexit couldn't be done. they're not laughing now. also saying that the same appues also saying that the same applies about reform. sure, they've only got five mps at the moment, but it sounds if you believe what they say, like the sky is the limit. now i'm just going to grab one of th

i'm patrick christys tonight. >> of course not. >> should police investigate keir starmer amid claims that he broke lockdown rules, so an actress and voice coach could help him out. surely she's not actually a key worker. also. >> okay is out of line, but i'm sure that one. i think that one can be worked out. >> trump seems open to not whacking a load of tariffs on britain. so what does starmer do.7 he britain. so what does starmer do? he goes and cosies up to the eu. naturally. meanwhile, back in america. >> he will reinstate my remain in mexico policy. >> mexico has caved in to trump and agrees to send 10,000 of their own troops to police their own border. >> plus a bit weigh heavy though. >> no, no, don't even think about it. >> tony martin, the farmer who killed a burglar, has passed away on my panel tonight. we've got former tory party chairman sir jake berry, journalist carole malone and political commentator andy twelves. and just when you thought hollywood celebs couldn't get any weirder. >> just how safetonet hsi. >> just how safetonet hsi. >> and can you guess what happened

on patrick christys tonight. >> thank you very much. >> thank you very much. >> all right. that's all we have time for. thank you. >> of course not. >> yesterday, keir starmer said he'd done nothing wrong with the actress. >> man up and i'm gonna lean in. as the famous book says, or i don't want to be aggressive. so i'm going to be really sweet and really nice and very, very quiet. and i'm not going to say boo to a goose. >> well, today it turns out that she reportedly broke covid tier rules and was not employed by the labour party. >> when his wife died of covid, john and his family obeyed the prime minister's rules. he didn't see her in hospital. >> he was so pious. so why did starmer receive lessons from an actress in his office on christmas eve.7 in other news. >> if me resigning as an mp now would bring a ceasefire, no, i would bring a ceasefire, no, i would do it. i would do it. >> despite pakistani rape, gangs and islamist terrorism, labour look set to cave in to an islamophobia definition and much more. >> plus ngannou oh my god, oh my god. oh my god. >> ten killed