. >> the dude is not patrick swayze. >> they fail who ahorribly. >> they do. >> no! oh shoot!g darted right into that gorgeous green grass. >> grabbed her by the side. she was not even like centered. >> she jumped well. she did everything right. he just wasn't quite ready. he was going for her waist but ended up with leg. >> you can't see her waist in that flowy dress. who knows where it is? >> leg is leg my brother. this juken video is more proof to why we gotta stop doing -- no, don't stop, keep 'em coming. >> you see how she smacked him on the arm? >> she did good. he deserved it. >> i'm sorry, man. >> well, if you're sorry for that i'm sorry for laughing at this. >> she has the tongue is it you can to the pop. >> the only way people can wine or communicate is going ahh, ahh, ahh, and sounds ridiculous. >> the laughs turn into tears. >> sorry. i didn't mean to laugh. >> it's just a complete meltdown. >> it wasn't a meltdown. if it was she wouldn't be in that situation. that's our show for today. we'll see you when i have an asthma attack... i feel like a fish with no water.

. >> the dude is not patrick swayze. >> they fail who ahorribly. >> they do. >> no! oh shoot!ed right into that gorgeous green grass. >> grabbed her by the side. she was not even like centered. >> she j

and, patrick swayze, thanks for helping me find the true spirit of christmas. i wish there was some way i could repay you. who are you talking to? well, actually, there's one thing in heaven that chris farley won't do with me. i know exactly what you're talking about. -hit it! -hit what? ("working for the weekend" by loverboy playing) ♪ everyone's watching ♪ to see what you will do ♪ everyone's looking at you ♪ oh ♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪ ♪ everybody wants a new... (music stops) (quietly): ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ for the weekend... mom, what's he doing? i don't know, chris. let-let's just keep opening presents. he'll tire himself out. great idea. here's one for meg. and here's one for stewie. and here's one for my beautiful daughter. sweetie, come help me with this. (peter grunting quietly) ♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪ ♪ everybody wants a new romance ♪ ♪ everybody's going off the deep end ♪ ♪ everybody needs a second chance ♪ ♪ oh ♪ you want a piece of my heart. ♪ ♪ music playing bye scout! ♪ ♪ where is it you wanna go? ♪ where is it you

and, patrick swayze, thanks for helping me find the true spirit of christmas. i wish there was some way i could repay you. who are you talking to? well, actually, there's one thing in heaven that chris farley won't do with me. i know exactly what you're talking about. -hit it! -hit what? ("working for the weekend" by loverboboy playing) ♪ everyone's watching ♪ ♪ to see what you will do ♪ ♪ everyone's looking at you ♪ ♪ oh ♪ ♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪ ♪ everybody wants a new... ♪ (music stops) (quietly): ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ for the weekend... ♪ mom, what's he doing? i don't know, chris. let-let's just keep opening presents. he'll tire himself out. great idea. here's one for meg. and here's one for stewie. and here's one for my beautiful daughter. sweetie, come help me with this. (peter grunting quietly) ♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪ ♪ everybody wants a new romance ♪ ♪ everybody's going off the deep end ♪ ♪ everybody needs a second chance ♪ ♪ oh ♪ ♪ you want a piece of my heart. ♪ ♪ music playing ♪ bye scout! ♪ ♪ where is it you wanna g

. >> doing that, you know, jennifer gray/patrick swayze thing. >> we get to switch off who gets to be jennifer. >> that was our little secret until now! thanks, rachel. the scaramucci quotes today. >> even just trying to learn enough about human anatomy to figure out what he was suggesting steve bannon was doing with himself -- >> steve bannon can't do it. stop thinking about it. it's an impossibly. just get it out of your head. >> bleach. it's gone. thank you. >> thank you, rachel. >> good-bye. >> you're killing me, man. thank you very much. >> thank you, rachel. i did it again! >> now you have me blushing so i have to turn away. >> thank you. >> good luck. thank you. the woman at the counter at the diner turns to me, grabs me by the shoulder and says please tell larry o doan knell he needs to run for president. i was like, that i will do. good evening, lawrence. >> good evening, rachel. my turn to blush. there's the full screen picture of judy from the diner at barnes & noble today. i told her i would happily accept the vice presidential nomination on the maddow/o'donnell ticket. >>

. >> the dude is not patrick swayze. >> they fail who ahorribly. >> they do. >> no! oh shoot!> he broke her fall. she almost long darted right into that gorgeous green grass. >> grabbed her by the side. she was not even like centered. >> she jumped well. she did everything right. he just wasn't quite ready. he was going for her waist but ended up with leg. >> you can't see her waist in that flowy dress. who knows where it is? >> leg is leg my brother. this juken video is more proof to why we gotta stop doing -- no, don't stop, keep 'em coming. >> you see how she smacked him on the arm? >> she did good. he deserved it. >> i'm sorry, man. >> well, if you're sorry for that i'm sorry for laughing at this. >> she has the tongue is it you can to the pop. >> the only way people can wine or communicate is going ahh, ahh, ahh, and sounds ridiculous. >> the laughs turn into tears. >> sorry. i didn't mean to laugh. >> it's just a complete meltdown. >> it wasn't a meltdown. if it was she wouldn't be in that situation. that's our show for today. that situation. that's our show for today. w