tonight, patton oswalt. from "old-boy", elizabeth olsen and music from the 1975. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here. [ indiscernible ] i appreciate that. great show of hand, how many were in line because you thought you would get 40% off on electronics tonight. happy thanksgiving. tonight i am thankful for you. and the first thanksgiving was held in 1621. it lasted three days, it was burning man for people and then it became a national holiday, 150 years ago by order of abraham lincoln. at that time in the middle of a civil war. americans were killing each otheric human rights. and many years later we kill over discounted playstations. more than anything, play station means three nights of sleeping in my childhood bed. uncomfortable part about thanksgiving, you sit down to eat. before you do, your mom decides everyone should go around the table and decide what you are thankful for. that is the part i am least thankful for, to be honest with you. you can't eat in till you answer.

casey affleck, demi lovato, mike tyson, emile hirsch, patton oswalt and we'll have music from the 1975 and linkin park with steve aoki. and i'd like to thank the toronto mayor's office for sending me this gift. this is an official mayor rob ford bobblehead doll see his head goes. i don't know if you can get that at home. but -- his hair appears to have been dipped in gold. like the mayor himself. why did they make his hair gold president? great thing is, he signed it for me. you can see at the bottom, mayor rob ford. and he made a little heart.

tonight, patton oswalt. from "old-boy", elizabeth olsen and music from the 1975.now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here. [ indiscernible ] i

tonight, patton oswalt. from "old-boy", elizabeth olsen and music from the 1975. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here. [ indiscernible ]

tomorrow night, patton oswalt will be here, elizabeth olsen will be with us, and we'll have music from us -- join us then. by the way i would look to point out. we made a real connection here, two young men in our audience. two men from -- from different land. one visiting us from melbourne, australia. the other from the land known as new jersey. and, and they each came alone tonight. and so we paired them up. and i mean who knows where this will go, right? are you guys getting along? >> yeah, he seems great. >> what about you? what about you, do you like jayden. >> yeah, he's good as well. >> jimmy: have you ever met any one from australia before? >> no, i have been there before. >> jimmy: you have been there before? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't meet any people? >> no. >> jimmy: he needed help. and, well -- i'm glad you have now met one. hopefully another one. if this date goes well, we'll pay for another one. all right, in addition to -- being a director who is persuasive enough to convince joaquin fine, to act like a nut for a year. you can see him alongside christian bale and wood

next week we'll be joined by casey affleck, demi lovato, mike tyson, emile hirsch, patton oswalt andd i'd like to thank the toronto mayor's office for sending me this gift. this is an official mayor rob ford bobblehead doll see his head goes. i don't know if you can get that at home. but -- his hair appears to have been dipped in gold. like the mayor himself. why did they make his hair gold president? great thing is, he signed it for me. you can see at the bottom, mayor rob ford. and he made a little heart. well, thank you, mayor ford. i love this. i will pressure this. this will be on my table for thanksgiving dinner. all right. after several years of -- repeatedly threatening to get somebody pregnant. a great pickup lean. our first guest did that. a new father you can see in connecticut, saturday. in anchorage, alaska, december third, and san francisco, december 5, 6, 7. please welcome the wonderful tracy morgan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: very, very good to see you. >> what's happening? >> jimmy: you look great? >> the dude over by the door with the jacket on. >> jimmy: