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new episodes drop on tuesday this week, paul dano our good friend paul dano. wonderful stories. some of our older episodes - the haim sisters, absolutely fantastic. and we received an episode with jeff daniels he had great stories as well check that out and stand-up i'm going to be going out doing some stand-up. santa fe, new mexico, mesa, arizona, las vegas with john oliver. [ cheers and applause and we also -- we also wanted to make sure we had a couple that have already happened. [ laughter ] they say it's really important -- i said, "can i get new art with ones that are just in the future? and they were like, "can't do it." [ laughter ] we don't have that kind of money around here. [ light laughter ] so check me out. [ applause ] now they're going to charge me for bending it [ light laughter ] well, you guys, christmas is just around the corner everyone is busy making shopping lists and travel plans, and that includes my writers. you know, they write hundreds of monologues jokes every day just to get the 10 or 12 we end up using. and sometimes i think they throw in a few sti

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