i'm paul mccurio's poor self-esteem. >>> it is believed to be the first of its kind, a funny paul mccurio joke. >> shut up. >> and a program in san francisco that will put at bay panhandlers and stray dogs that would be euthanatized. the project that starts in august is called woof, wonderful opportunities for occupants and fidos. dogs will be given to formerly homeless people who were screened and trained in exchange for a weekly $75. they will surely spend on something. naturally peta is fighting against the launch of the program. said a spokesperson, many chronic panhandlers deal with addiction issues. they are not adoptable, putting these two troubled populations together is likely to result in disaster. let's check in with one of the canines who just joined the program. >> that homeless guy has a huge tongue. >> they all do though. have you noticed that? >> that is you on a first date. >> you can do better than that. >> if you stop talking people can hear it. >> they don't want to hear it. >> gavin, the program calls -- you don't call them dog owners. they call them temporary dog own

it is just your lips. >> what if you start dating paul mccurio? em together? >> you recycle from one to the next. >> that is true. we don't even need paul on the show. we can rip on him here. joe is this perhaps the only way you can have a relationship because women can't stand you? >> it is weird. another insult put as a question. >> yes. >> do you think this invention has any potential? >> it does if you can put other things besides lips up to it. come on. >> what do you mean? you are saying -- let's say your wife wants the kitten -- >> have you ever had sex with the lips? >> it is nice when she says it. >> that's not what i meant. >> the next step is like it is going to be a silicone body, and then you skype with your silicone body. >> i am not clear. 2 on. go on. >> that is clearly what they are working toward. >> it is marvelous. people are having skype sex than phone sex. why not add a physical -- you need like a hollow gram. >> what they are tieing to get you to do to separate you from society so they can control your mind through the comput

why wasn't it paul mccurio?i think paul mccurio is thanking his lucky stars they went to the third row first instead of front where where everyone could view. the poor guy. i mean, as morally bankrupt as the media and the area is, and yes i said the hollywood area, this is small potatoes. pbs fires him? are you kidding? give him a warning. give him a slap on the wrist. as much as a devoted sesame fan i am, " f" pbs. this is terrible. it is a domain name waiting to happen. show me big bird porn. >> if pbs fired him, what is walt disney channel going to do? it is abc. they have to let him go. somebody that is to fill that hour. >> here is the question and we know the answer. fred willard is this type of guy. what was the best thing anyone did after a scandal like this? it was when hugh grant went on "the tonight show" said i did it. i am guilty. fred willard will do that times 10. he will not only go on the talk show, but say i am a dirty old man. he will participate in a sketch and show clips on the movie. >> he

what, no paul mccurio?ime to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> i need a clean up in here, by the way. if you can send someone down. kurt, how is bunk going? >> every friday night bunk is my comedy game show. >> excellent. it is quite fun. jay we nailed that promo. we plugged it good. >> we don't need a second take. rick, what is in your wallet? >> i am glad you asked, andy. >> you told me to. >> i wanted to show everyone a nice picture -- >> is that the french tickler? >> no. it is a heart that my daughter, summer, made for me. >> now i feel like a jerk. >> you should. >> you perverted, gross old man. >> now you feel like a jerk? >> well i had a commercial break. >> what is that white mow deer folded -- powder folded inside it? oh yes, it is a heart, officer, from my daughter. >> it is talco powder.

some d-bag made a fake twitter account called not paul mccurio and went through and gave me every single before. >> do you feel powerful? >> coming up, that's not a story. it is a new language i invented. the only person who understands it is josh grobin. >> what is the latest on k-stew and r-pat? we will pick up where a sobbing 13-year-old left off. >> guests stay with greg's neighbor carl. now offering choice of pull out couch, futon or beanbag chair. >> he'll watch you while you sleep ♪ >> guests from "red eye" stay at the econo suites off the garden state parkway now serving complementary breakfast.i supply -- >>> will she lose her guy after living a lie? on wednesday kristen stewart apologized for cheating on robert pattinson with her director boyfriend rupert sanders. and then there was a photo of sanders kissing stewart on its latest cover. says the "twilight" star in a statement, quote, i am deeply story for the hurt and embarassment i caused to everyone close to me and everyone affected. this discretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person i love and t

bill schulz, paul mccurio and gavin mcginnes. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> you have got a business, you didn't build that. >> bill: debate raging across the nation about individual success and how much the achievers owe their country. carl rove and dr. austin goals buy will weigh in. >> i want people to know chicago welcomes immigrants. >> bill: mayor emanuel says he will defy the federal government and his friend president obama and not cooperate with immigration law. we will have a special report on that. also tonight, tattoos regret. and john stossel on gun crimes. big debate on this one. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. what duo your country? be big debate nationwide because president obama is putting forth affluent americans owe the country more than they are giving. last night the president said this about business people. >> if you have got a business, you didn't build that. somebody else made that happen. the internet didn't get invented o