for awful you people who are depressed at least are you not paul mccurio. how did you spend the day? >> on the toilet wondering why i was coming here. this whole idea of depression and -- why am i even trying anymore? >> have i been trying to get you to get to that point in your life. >> boom. >> you should call my wife because she is trying to unleash the secret formula. >> this whole idea where we are over diagnosing and over prescribing everybody. every kid has add and adhd. now the potheads are the cleanest kids in high school, right? it is symptomatic of a big problem. you want to say you are depressed. if somebody is sad at a party you don't want to talk to them. you say you have a call coming in. if you are depressed you feel obligated to say something. >> it makes sad seem more technical. there are people who are depressed and people who are sad. when you are blue does looking in the mirror lift your spirits? >> it sure does. >> if i look in the mirror and i saw you i would say yeah i am going to 1r* sex with 60 cheerleaders. >> why are you thighs t

he texted that it was a p good show which means pretty good show, but paul mccurio sucks. make him my uncle. he just killed his uncle. and then i said not cool and he said jk, lol. >> do you think he was jk-ing? >> he was probably trying to gauge how i felt. i was kidding when i said it wasn't cool. i thought it was all right. >> most "red eye" viewers would be okay with it if they fed mccurio to the dogs. >> happy birthday is the new hit song sweeping north korea. that's why they were clapping. they had never heard that song before. they are like what is this cool song that you sing to people on their birthday? >> that's amazing. >> it is all over the air waves. >> it is catchy and short. >> much like their lives. >> it is their "gangnam style." >> i used this metaphor before. there was another world leader sung to, marilyn monroe to jfk. in a way isn't dennis rodman positioning himself to be the marilyn monroe to kim jong-un? it is a domestic partnership. >> that is exciting. i think now everyone is galvanized on this story and can't wait for the next development. >> i d

. >> but please, no more paul mccurio on the show. >> why is steven segal in the news? better question, why is the news in steven segal? >>> before we go to the next story it could well be that these rubber dollies is a huge practical joke. >> it could be. >> that is like putting society down. >> if this is a joke they are getting the biggest high five's america can provide. and i will pay for it. >> all right. on to other stuff. they want the devil to make it level. the new york-based say tan nick temple hopes 20* erect a satan statue outside the oklahoma state capital after a 10 commandments monument was placed there in 2012. as you can see children can enjoy the statue because we were all wondering about that. a spokesman says it will be functional as a chair. people of all ages may sit on the lap of satan. what do you call that? is that an anagram for santa? for inspiration and contemplation the group says once the -- once the oklahoma legislate few allowed the privately funded 10 command meants it opened the door for my lord and savior, or the anti-christ to enter