his lips get more laughs than he does, paul mccurio. performing improv west bal palm beach, florida. prepare as always to leave disappointed. >> announcer: a block. the lead. that's the first story. i have seen a lot of people look you before, greg. but i usually had to pay admission. >> thank you for that. disembodied voice. he took his strudel and said toodle, yes the chef left. day one of -- the white house executive pastry chef resigned. let me repeat that. i don't have to. and michelle's meddling is to blame. bill yases was hired by laura bush in 2007 to make his acclaimed cookie plates and sugar sculptures. when mrs. obama became first lady she ordered him to prepare healthier food. he started replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with agave. but his heart wasn't in it. he tells "the new york times," i don't want to demonize cream, butter, sugar, and eggs. they have been demonized enough my friend. the first lady may think sweets are evil. wefulfly disagree. the tribute to pay trees, michelle obama doesn't want you to see. ♪