newman, harry nilsson. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: paul mccartney -- they are my favorites. he's on the show tonight. so cool. [ cheers and applause ] so excited. love that guy. first, raise your hand if you're either a man or a woman. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. me, too. me too. and you know, one thing i've really noticed lately is that men and women are totally different. they almost never see eye to eye. in fact, sometimes they can be in the exact same situation and be thinking two totally different things. what kind of things are men and women thinking? let's find out together in a segment called "he said, she said." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, you guys may not realize this, but i have a real knack for telling what's on people's minds. i don't like to brag about it, but i'm kind of psychic that way. like, for example, take a look at this. see, this couple's enjoying each other's company. it looks like fun. and i can tell just by looking at this lady that she's thinking, "he's so funny." but he's thinking something very different. he's thinking, "she's so drunk." [ light laughter ]