breathe right. >> paul schaefer is here.e big-screen "chips" that opens march 24th. please welcome michael pena! how are you? >> i'm doing good, man. >> jimmy: very good to see you. you did a great job in "chips." you're ponch. >> thank you, man. i overheard you say tight pants. this was some chafing going on for sure, they were tight, i'm not going to lie. >> jimmy: you didn't have any kind of undergarment protecting you? >> no, it was really, really hot outside. we shot in los angeles. and i tried to do everything. but everything got to me. like the stitching. then i'm like, i actually got like a chafing stick. >> jimmy: is that a thing? >> what, what? some people are like, eww! it's true! i'm not making it look too sexy but whatever. >> jimmy: is a chafing stick something you rub on -- >> on my thighs. you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you talking about your penis? >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. a chafing stick? >> no, it's like right here. this guy. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, like -- >> jimmy: by the way, whi

. >>> cleto senior on saxophone, paul schaefer sitting in with the cletones. it's a good time.ew perry, michael pena are on the way. spring hollywood which means the streets are flowing with visitors from all over the couple doors down from us at a yoa in this youth hostel. pair of young people who are play "hostel vista." heree every day here lady, your name is pilar?fr? >> i'm from argentina. ike a curse word, doesn't it. what do you do there for work? are you g.stor who is manuel? >> there are, there are. tuing >> jimmy: what wl answers are so simple, it's like i newly renovated luxury suite at beautiful bed and a door that even locks. and to win all you have to do is know more than your opponent does about the place you are visiting, our city, our state. do you know a lot about our city and state? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, all right. according to the two pocket dr. dre song "california love" which area of l.a. is always up to no good? always up to no good. wow. >> it's not compton, is it? >> jimmy: it is not but very close, manuel. pilar, do you know dr. dre and tup

. >>> cleto senior on saxophone, paul schaefer sitting in with the cletones. it's a good time.thew perry, michael pena are on the way. spring break has broken in hollywood which means the streets are flowing with visitors from all over the world. some of those visitors stay a couple doors down from us at a youth hostel. it's called the walk of fame backpackers hostel. beds go for $45 a night, you share a room, you share a bathroom, there's a lot of sharing, too much sharing really in this youth hostel. from time to time we try to make a dream come true by giving a pair of young people who are staying at the hostel a chance to win an upgrade to a luxurious hollywood hotel suite. with that said it is time to play "hostel vista." here we go. cousin sal is outside. sal is not wearing a costume, this is what he wears to work every day here. >> sal: it's funny every time, i know. >> jimmy: do you have a tail? >> sal: i'll wrap you around the throat with it when i get in. >> jimmy: meet our competitors. two young people. one of them is, well, the young lady, your name is pilar? where

paul schaefer, ladies and gentlemen. >> the show making fun of itself and turning itself inside out thatou'd see hanging around together. >> absolutely. >> would you like to hang around with me. >> flow. >> i'll say it again, this is the stupidest show. >> i thought i would never want to do this show with you? now why, because you thought i was. >> an [ muted ]. >> there is one rule i keep trying to abide by, and unfortunately, i only get to it about 12% of the time and that is, it's only television. we're not doing cancer research. if the 40-year odd history of commercial broadcasting has taught us one thing, there's nothing sacred about television. >> steven is upstairs. >> dave, i was just curious, is there any way i can get mtv on this? >> actually, steve, that's just a monitor and all you can get on that is our show. >> oh, that's okay. >> there was a degree of cynicism that was needed in the art form at that time, and it's a cynicism that just became common sense after awhile because it never got old. >> i've watched johnny carson, and you are no johnny carson. [ laughter ] >> welc