justin timberlake and paul simon there. five-timers in their smoking jackets, steve martin, chevy chase, tom hanks, alec baldwin, and candace bergen. dan aykroyd and martin short appeared as a waiter. >>> a massachusetts dad gets an "a" for creativity. >> every day, he spices up his children's lunch by drawing eye-catching cartoons on the sandwich bags. he's been doodling on the bags for about five years now. >> so far, the dad has come up with more than 1,000 different drawings. his talents don't end there. he makes the sandwiches, too. g. it's a labor of love. it's a lot of labor and it's a lot of love. i don't need to go to the gym. my job is my workout. you're shoveling ice all day long. it's rough on the back. it's rough on the shoulders. i get muscle aches all over. advil® is great. pain and soreness is just out of the picture. [ male announcer ] make the switch. take action. take advil®. and for sinus congestion, now you can get advil® combined with a proven decongestant. breathe easier with advil® congestion relief.

paul simon. a good use of paul simon. >> we're going to show a clip?t got cut out of the movie, which is robert smigel and annie mumolo having dinner with leslie and paul. >> jimmy: all right, very good. here's a deleted scene from the "this is 40" dvd, which is out this friday. >> i have to go to the bathroom. >> honey, you're a big boy. you can go by yourself. you know what to do. >> you can go by yourself. >> you told me if i go to the bathroom alone, i'll get kidnapped. >> not here. no one's going to steal you here. this restaurant is zagat rated. >> yeah, but i have a weird feeling. >> like what? what kind of feeling? >> poo feeling? >> like poop? >> poo feeling? >> like it's coming? >> no, i think it already came. >> you pooped just now? >> just now? >> right here at the table? is it one piece? how many pieces? >> is it like a ball? you know, a little hard ball you can throw? >> it's like water. >> okay, you know what? go upstairs into the bathroom. okay, take off your panties. roll the poop into the toilet. roll your panties up. throw them in th

snolt ♪ >> that paul simon classic produced by phil ramon. ramon died today in new york.any topartsist and too many to list. his collaboration credits include paul simon sang a record that ramon produced to win album of the year. one of 14 he won in his year. ram mone was the pope of pop. he was 72. a lot of people crazy for his music. recapping a fox headline affecting thousands of people in oklahoma. if you are just joining us. the health department is screening dental patients. it began with long lines and they went to an oral surgeon accused of unsan tarry practice and one of the patients tested positive for the hiv. anyone who was a patient of dr. w. scott

he worked with paul simon and billy joel, and he was the one who convinced frank sinatra to stage thateback. >> he said to me, this better work, and i said, it's going to work. >> tonight the man who paired sinatra with streisand. ♪ i've got a crush my baby on you ♪ >>> good evening. and thanks for joining us here on a saturday night, and we do begin with that shocking violation of trust. authorities say thousands of patients put at risk of hepatitis and hiv by their dentist. this evening, so many of them now waiting for their test results after lining up and waiting outside that clinic there to be tested today. meantime, we're learning more about the elusive dentist himself tonight. abc's chief medical editor, richard besser, starting us off again tonight. >> reporter: hundreds today lining up for free testing for hiv, hepatitis b and c. former patients of dentist dr. scott harrington who are concerned they might have been infected at his tulsa dental clinic. wendy brown went to dr. harrington in 2010 to get her wisdom teeth removed. >> i was devastated. i have children. >> i have no

ramon collaborated with major artists like madonna, banono an paul simon.is. ♪ after all these years >> good song, that's paul simon's song, "still crazy after all of these years." >>> earlier this morning, pope francis wrapped up his easter message called to the city and to the world. this is his first easter as pope. he talked about the resurrection of jesus christ and then he warned against greed and selfishness and the exploitation of the earth's natural resources and prayed for peace in the korean peninsula, syria, and africa. >>> and for today's "faces of faith," we're talking about how to make your easter meaningful, because there are so many ways to do it. like in the philippines, where they reenact the passion of the christ in graphic detail, every good friday, men are actually nailed to crosses and scream in pain. some of them have been crucified more than 20 times. but why do we need this gory reenactment? with us now is professor brent strong, expert in theology at emory university and he's an ordained minister. brent, this gruesome story of cru

i learned all the paul simon songs. as i got older -- >> he is a hell of a guitarist. people do not realize. he is not flashy, but if you try to learn his tunes, they are really hard. >> he is a brilliant guitar player. i eventually got interested in jazz, world music, everything. maybe that is one of the reasons. i enjoyed so many kinds of music, i did not have a preference. i did not want to be anything in particular. i just wanted to play guitar and get that sound that i was hearing in my head. >> is there a particular song of yours that you can trace back to and influence, sound that you were trying to get that you heard somebody else use and you wanted to use it? >> i will play you a few bars from a piece that i wrote in the 1970's, very much influenced by the british isles style. this one is called "inverness." ♪ >> i am cutting it short, but, to me, that is the quintessential british isles style. >> although, in your hand, it is more harmonically complex. >> it could be. >> one of the things i was trying to do -- i became a big fan of keith jarrett when i was yo

concept by suggesting the five timers all wear that trademark smoking jacket that you saw there paul simon dan ackroyd and chevy chase popped in as well. >> i'm fam mishd. waiter? >> hors d'oeuvres? >> i believe it is pronounced whore devores. >> of course, sir. >> five-timers alec batted win and tom hank there is as well, along with the first female club member, candace bergen, who complained there's just no women's restroom around. very funny. thanks for watching nbc bay area news at 5:00. >> stay with us for more local news in just a couple of minutes. we will see you then. >>> good evening, i'm teri. >> i'm diane von furstenberg. people are -- up 30% from last year. police are not prioritizing the crimes when the evidence is hand delivered. nbc bay area has the family's frustrati frustration. >> we are on woodley drive. four homes have been hit in the last half year. it happened a month ago. the car pulled up next to the house. it was caught on a security camera, hard to see, but there on the neighbor's security camera on the roof. the guy broke into a side fence. $20,000 in mostly hei

you recognize steve martin, paul simon, dan akroyd, tending the bar. chevy chase dropped in as well. >> i'm famished. waiter. >> or hors d'oeuvres. >> tom hanks was there along with the first female club member, candace bergan complained there was no women's restroom. >> that's quite a catch. >>> 4:56. still ahead on "today in the bay." we have the latest on a deadly incident at a san francisco bar station. how they say a man was crushed by an elevator. >> a lot more ahead. stick around. >>> good morning. the latest on this bizarre accident where a man has been crushed inside a b.a.r.t. elevator. that story coming up. >> reporter: a family desperate for answers. an oakland woman has been missing for four days. i'm christie smith, that story coming up. >> we are cranking up the winter warmth this week. make sure you are ready for the 80s. break out the tank tops. you will have to put them away soon. rain in the forecast. we will give you the timeline for the impending changes >>> this morning's commute already going through some time changes. we are loo

. >> a thank you to jay-z, dan ak kroid, alec baldwin, steve martin, adam sandberg, paul simon. it. i have to check it out on google. >>> audiences were off to see the

. >> the five timers club is based on a version that happened in 1990 when steve martin and paul simonhe new five timer of tom hangs. >>> martin and dan aykroyd stayed on that act. they played the brothers of a checkle slovakia member. >> bachelor number three, your perfect date? >> perfect date, we will have many bottles of sparkly wine from long island. >> next, hold your horses, barney, because it's time for a personal ride in our own stretch limousine, which we own for work. >> bachelor number two, it's raining out and we have to stay in. describe a night at home with me ♪ it's raining out ♪ we're soaking wet ♪ we dry you off with an old robe ♪ ♪ it's not as bad as it sounds ♪ we get in bed and watch our favorite cartoon ♪ ♪ i'm talking about huey, dewey, lieuy ♪ ♪ duck tails >>> let's come out and meet our favorite contenders. ♪ we're wild and crazy guys >> all right. still ahead on way too early, why are you awake? your tweets, your texts and e-mails are ahead. "morning joe" just movemenments now. ♪ ♪ fortunately we've got ink. it gives us 5x the rewards on our internet, phone ch

he produced some of the biggest names in the business from barbra streisand, to bob dylan, paul simon and billy joel. ♪ i want you just the way you are ♪ >> in 1979 "just the way you are" earned ramone and billy joel a grammy for record of the year. ramone won 33 nominations. he produced duet albums for frank sinatra, and later tony bennett. one of his grammys was for the soundtrack to the 1980s film "flashdance." phil ramone died this morning from complications related to an aortic aneurysm. he was 72. >>> scientists in southern california are increasingly concerned about the large numbers of starving sea lion pups washing up on the beaches. more than 900 of the animals have been rescued since january, leaving scientists scrambling to figure out why. we get a report tonight from kristen dahlgren. >> reporter: in southern california, a massive rescue effort to save hundreds of starving sea lion pups stranded along the coast. >> they're hypothermic, they're hungry. they're basically starving pups, just so cold without the body fat. >> reporter: rescue centers are overflowing with pups

in 1975 he was behind paul simon's classic still crazy after all these years. ♪ >> he later teamed upith billy joel for the break through album, the stranger and began a decade long working partnership. he and joel were both lunatics he once said. for the screeching tires in moving out he reportedly taped a microphone to the tail pipe of a core vet. he would win record of the year for just the way you are. ♪ >> he was the master mind behind frank sinatra's duet in 1993, a come back. the legendary singer never sang in the same studio with his duet partners. ♪ >> ramone would use a fiber optic system to record the artists singing in real time together. ♪ >> once telling abc news he had to convince sinatra it would work. >> right to the minute before he actually did sing he said to me, this better work and i said it's going to work. and he said, it better work. >> it worked indeed. phil ramone is survived by his wife and three sons. there is still much more ahead on "world news" this saturday night. living on the edge, the moment when a man felt the cliff side giving way, smashing into h

paul simon is facing 32 felonies. he was still withdrawing a salary while fighting charges that he took over his neighbor's finances. >> a grenade was discovered and did detonated in golden gate park. >> fire had the hole! >> a man used a metal detector discovered what it was an old military explosive. no wored on whether the degree made was actually live but it is no more and no longer a danger. >> how do you feel about police looking at your private emails without a warrant. right now they can but there is an effort underway in sacramento to change. that nannette miranda explains what state lawmakers are trying to do. >> reporter: if law enforcement wanted to read your letters or other paper correspondence, they have to get a warrant but in this age of technology you don't have the same protection. if your email has been opened or is more than six months old, government agencies can read them. >> courts have said, lawsuit is very confusing and has permitted the government to search your emails held by providers with

paul simon, steve martin, original cast member, dan akroyd and chevy chase, he dropped in too. >> i'maiter? >> yes. >> hors d'oeuvres? >> five timers include alec baldwin and tom hanks and the first female five-time club member, candice bergen. she complained they didn't have a women's restroom. the one goi thuy that didn't ap jimmy fallon. timberlake is going to be on fallen o' fallon's show. >>> we will get the latest on the breaking news we are following as police investigateinvestigate the ninth homicide of the year. . >>> breaking news. a body found in the middle of a south bay intersection. what they are saying about this homicide. >>> crushed to death in an elevator shaft. what we have just learned about the overnight accident at one of the bay area's busiest transit hubs. >>> a young woman disappears while out for a jog. the one clue investigators are focusing in on. >>> the warmest weather so far and then the rain moves in. >>> as we spring forward an hour, the commute getting an early jump. crowded roads and a new crash in the south bay. i'll bring that to you coming up. >>>

paul simon and steve martin met him at the door. pretty cool.ember dan aykroyd tended bar and check out chevy chase dropping in as well. >> i'm fam mished, waiter. >> yes. >> hors d'oeurves? >> i believe it's pronounced hors d'oeurves. >> of course, sir. >> martin short there and five-timers alec baldwin and tom hanks there as well. it was amazing along with the first female club member, candace bergen who complained there's no women's rest room there. >>> coming up at 11:00, it started out as a class for one to help a friend. now tens of thousands of meals are being delivered to cancer patients. the story to make you bay area proud. >>> an alligator that's making a big splash. we'll show you why he's making history. >>> the cardinals who will elect the next pope break from preparations today in vatican city. we'll show you what they did instead. >>> we have breaking news from san francisco where emergency crews are trying to recover a body found in an elevator shaft at the montgomery b.a.r.t. station. they say they got a call about 9:30 regardi

of the supreme court-ney thorn smith-sonian museum of modern art garfunkel, bringing it back to paul simonyming simon, simon says "hand on head, no, instead -- here's a tip, flip the script, hand on hip," hip-hop, bringing it back to the roots, the legendary band in all of the land, they're lending a hand on nbc, studio 6b, "late night" with me, jimmy fallon. how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i get it. you're better than me. [ light laughter ] this is all i had going for me, though. i'm going to be alone forever. i'm out of here. [ audience aws ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey. whoa, hey, come on. come on, i'm sorry. come on back. ♪ come on, mets bucket hat guy. come on. [ laughter ] all right. hey, whoa, whoa. don't make that face. come on, man. i'm sorry. [ audience aws ] we were just playing around and we were just having -- having -- ♪ there he is. come on. there's my pal. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah. come on. thank you very much. come on back. oh, come on, man. don't look back at me again. [ light laughter ] you're really milking this. come on, buddy. come on back

>> yes. >> and paul simon, chevy chase, alec wald wynn.ems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind ♪ ♪ if a candle could pull out two pistols at a press conference ♪ ♪ >> welcome to the club, old boy. i always thought an n'sync member could make the five-member club, it would be joey patone. >> come. sit. >> what are we looking at here? >> one of the joys, j.t., of being a favor is making the other cast members fight for your entertainment. ♪ a two-way street about to have fun ♪ ♪ because we're wild and crazy guys ♪ ♪ 'cause i love you we're going to have fun ♪ ♪ i'll show you how to do this >> tofu burritos. ♪ ♪ drink a vegan shake >> that was -- that was just one of those great, great nights. and i love that sketch with the vegan thing. there's another great sketch about champagne and prostitutes. so funny. you've got to see it. go online to youtube or wherever -- >> well, while you were there being wild and crazy, a very dear friend of ours was being honored at the new york athletic club. jimmy neri, spoken many times about

like, you'd walk down the hall and there would be like elvis costello, paul simon, tom hanks. >> jimmyerson that i got super starstruck that i saw was lily tomlin. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's the coolest. and so, in the movie, she plays my mother who is this kind of like crazed feminist author who just, like, lives alone in a house in the woods and hates everyone. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip. here's tina fey and lily tomlin in "admission." take a look at this. >> mom? it's me. >> who? >> how many people call you mom? >> why didn't you tell me you were coming? >> i left a message. i was visiting a school nearby. >> i never check my messages. >> that's a good policy. thought i'd spend the night, if it's all right with you. i've got to get up very early, and then, hit a few schools and race back for mark's department lunch. >> how can you stand those english department gatherings? what could be more dull? >> sometimes, you make sacrifices for the person you've been living with for ten years. that's what a healthy relationship is, mom. >> oh, thank god i'm not in one of those. >> yes, tha

>> thank you to jay-z, dan aykroyd, alec baldwin, candice bergen, krchevy chase and paul l simon. what a show! >> i heard the first 15 minutes were jam packed. >> i feel bad for whoever is hosting next. >> i definitely want to watch that on demand. >>> the first lady takes to twitter to chat about healthy living. mrs. obama is set to take questions on her initiative using her official twitter account @flotus. >>> you're in luck, it's national napping day. okay, it's an unofficial holiday, but a brilliant one created back in 1999 by retired boston university professor and his wife to help people adjust to daylight savings time. i think every day is like that for me. >>> justin timberlake will begin his week-long residency on "late night with jimmy fallon" to promote his new album. >>> here's what's coming up later this morning on the "today" show. valerie harper opens up about facing terminal brain cancer. >>> and famed illusionist david copperfield is live to showcase his skills and help search for the next great magician. >>> now, keep it on this channel for continuing local news

skit for his monologue with the other members of the five timers club, steve martin, alec baldwin, paul simon, tom hanks and candice bergen, all in the sketch with justin to open the show. he was so darn funny. we're seeing right there the singing tofu. that was my favorite. veg out, no meat, so chic. i love that. >> all right. tell us what happened to justin bieber. what was up with that? >> well, not a good week for him. you know, this past week he celebrated his 19th birthday, which he described on twitter as his worst birthday. he suffered a mysterious illness during one concert, showed up two hours late to another, had a verbal altercation with the paparazzi and seen walking the streets of london shirtless and also had a gas mask on, which he says that he allegedly -- he wore to allegedly throw off the paparazzi. even bieber himself called it a rough week. but it does keep going. after four sold out shows in london, tomorrow night his scheduled concert in portugal has been canceled by promoters. the reports were that there were not enough tickets that were sold for the show. he is playin

legendary producer biphil ramone behind paul simon's song "still crazy after all these years ♪ ♪ ♪ still crazy after all of these years. >> clayton: maybe he's writing about art garfunkel. let's check with rick ri reichmuth. >> rick: very fair guess. easter is looking pretty good for everyone, a little cool, more like winter especially across parts of the plains and temps have moderated a little over the weekend and we do have some rain out there. nothing that's going to be horrible and a horrible washout. a lot of the rain is not reaching ground. it's provimoving quickly. it will clear up and maybe a batch moving in after it. some of the severe weather i'll show you in a second. across the west, california getting a storm and rain showers across the interior valleys and a little bit of snow across the higher elevations, but it's too warm and getting too much snow. southern l.a., southward. i think you're mostly fine throughout the day today. temperature-wise, looking like this. a little warm air across parts of texas looking comfortable towards the northern plains, today not that bad, b

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simone, i want to go with you. the genesis of this story was the rand paul filibuster about the use of drones overseas and here in america. and john mccain went ballistic. so did his pal lindsey graham. but john mccain starts walling them wacko and wacko birds. the people that were around rand paul around that. mike leigh, ted cruz. is there a change now? is john mccain too far out there and this is the new group that's going to run the senate and the gop? >> i don't know. i like rand paul. he's a very intelligent guy. he made some good points. but he does look -- i hate to say, he can look a little nutty. and anytime anybody talks for 12 hours you're going to look nutty. and it's the old guard who have been ineffective. they've lost the white house.

peter and paul, andrew, james, john, thomas, james, phillip, bartholomew, matthew, simon and jude, linusn and paul and all of your saints we ask that through their merits and prayers, in all things, we may defend it by your protecting help. therefore, lord, we pray, graciously accept this oblation of our service, that and your whole family, and command we be delivered from intern dal damnation and counted among the flock that you have chosen. be pleased, o, god, we pray, to bless, acknowledge and approve this offering in every respect. make it spiritual and acceptable so that it may become for us the body and blood of your most beloved son, our lord, jesus christ. on the day before he was to suffer, he took bread, in his holy and venerable hands and with his eyes raised to heaven to you, o god, his all mighty father, give ugg thanks, he said the blessing. broke the bread and give it to his disciples saying, take this, all of you and eat of it, for this is my body which will be given up for you. in a similar way, when the supper was ended, he took this precious chalice in his holy and ven

peter and paul, andrew, james, john, thomas, james, phillip, bartholomew, matthew, simon, and jude, linus, clement, sixtus, cornelius. >> monsignor, this is a crucial part of a mass here, the eucharistic prayer before communion. >> this is the heart, for catholics, our worship. the eucharist, the mass, is thanksgiving. at the heart of this, in the eucharistic prayer, the prayer they're praying today, is one of the oldest prayers, from the fourth century. and has been handed down generation to generation, as our body of worship and the prayers of the mass. in this particular part of the mass, they're invoking saints many of whom are popes, who have gone before us. they started with the naming of the 12 apostles and the popes of the first two centuries and really connecting the history of the church together. in a moment, there will be the prayers asking god to send the spirit upon the bread and wine that may might become the very body and blood of jesus. this is it. >> translator: be pleased, oh, god, we pray, to bless, acknowledge, and approve this offering in every respect. make it spiri

simon. john felmy looking at oil tax credits. and paul light on the size and scope of these federal contracts and what it means when federal cuts start to kick in. thank you for joining us on this sunday. we hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend. live coverage continuing from the mall of the capital, the 100th anniversary of the march on washington. [indiscernible] >> today on the

paul. 10,000 conservatives are expected at the annual conservative idea fest. which kicked off in all its glory this morning. this is like woodstock for conservatives. grover norquist told the "washington post." political columnist roger simon was less charitable. calling it the ames straw poll without the fun. going in, much of the media bus surrounded the fact that governors chris christie, and bob mcdonald as well as gay rights organization go proud got dissed. donald trump, issarah palin wil be here. >> this c-pac convention is the "star wars" bar scene of the conservative movement. all that's missing is a couple of wookys. >> yes and yoda. let's get to this morning's speakers. first up, former florida congressman, alen west. >> real peace comes from the marine corps, not the peace corps. when more americans prefer freebie does freedom. these great united states will be become a fertile ground for tyranny. i'm speaking from experience when i tell you there's nothing on this green earth that a liberal progressive fears more than a black american who wants a better life and a smaller government. >> how in the world did he ever lose his job? meanwhile senator pat toomey gave attendees a revisionist history lesson as to who

paul ryan met with the president at dinner and others. and i think it's an improvement and glad to see it over the last couple of weeks. >> megyn: i love simonat sounds like a dodge and a weave. (laughter) because i'm wondering about these headlines today, who knows how it's going to go from here, but what the headlines are saying today, chris, is that the president had a strategy and the strategy, as of today has failed. your thoughts? >> well, when you see cnn and the washington post and other news organizations running for cover, i mean, traditionally, happy to carry water for this administration, you know that the white house has a problem that they've got to address. when the poll numbers have he headed south as they have, just in the last week or so, the american people, i think, are waking up to the fact that the president is not leading, that there's nothing, but, you know, partisan truth fighting going on in washington, and believe it or not, the president bears some, if not most of the responsibility for this at this point. the republicans control, you know, 1/2 of1/3 of the government as they're fond of saying, the president is th

simon rosenberg, take that. >> hard to follow. i agree that this was a dumb act say. we have to return to regular order. we have a process for developing the budget. let paularty in the house. the republicans believe in and. let him kraft a smart, republican, conservative budget this year. let's go back. we're going to have storage growth. the economy has been struggling. recover that an earlier segment. this guarantees that we are going to have maybe half a percentage growth. that is not good for the markets are business. third, i do think what is going to change now is that the american people are going to understand. the republicans going to understand that cuts involve real pain. i think we are getting to a healthier place in this debate where we realize we need a balanced approach. this is going to be hard. hopefully this leads us to a better place. dennis: a follow-up question. you're an adviser to bill clinton. i met the man. he looked at president obama. and in recent weeks, he only has a meeting with leaders today, the day of the cuts. if this were bill clinton as president of nafta believe he would be there at the white house, all my sessions and