ptonight -- pbill maher. pfrom "the danish girl," oscar pnominee alicia vikander. pjake byrd at a donald trump prally. pand music from nothing but pthieves. pwith cleto and the cletones. pand now, as luck would have it, phere's jimmy kimmel! p[ cheers and applause ] p>> jimmy: thank you very much. p[ cheers and applause ] p p>> jimmy: hi, everybody. pi'm jimmy. pi'm the host of the show. pthank you for watching. pthanks for coming. p[ cheers and applause ] pi hope you're ready to party. pi really do. phey, you know, tonight is mardi pgras. pit's a big night of celebration. pmardi means tuesday in french. pgras means fat. pit is fat tuesday in new orleans pright now. peverybody is drunk. peven the babies. pnobody gets a pass on mardi pgras. pit's an interesting day in pamerica today because we're pvoting for candidates for resident in one state and pflashing our nipples in another pstate. p[ laughter ] pin new hampshire today the first pofficial primary of the election pseason, and they had a bit of pfat tuesday action themselves. pit escaped from a local farm. pit