about some other people engaging in pda. and, you know, just wanted to remind them it's not appropriate to do that. is this about me and jan in my office? because i will have you know that that was consensual. what we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. i don't think anyone heard anything. we were very discreet. and--and most people had left by that point. so i don't think it's any of your business. what i think you should do, is roll up the memo real tight... okay, look, the memo was not about you. for the record, i have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity. all right, everyone, look. all right, the complaint was about jim and pam. so... no way. what? you guys are together? um... yep. yes, we are. whoa! wow! tuna! i knew it! awesome! to the two of you. (michael) yes! yes! toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us? yes. (michael) okay. mind is exploding.