which of these awe utumn pies has the fewest calories of pie, apple, pecan or -- >> am i first, apple. >> you are wrong. >> the answer is pecan. >> and you would be wrong. >> oh, come on the answer is ing in 300, and apple is 400, and pecan is 500, and it is the most, because the nuts and apples are healthy, but the nuts are pure sugar and watch out for the crust, and use calories. and moving on to the drinks. ris, 12 ounces hard apple kreider or pumpkin ale -- >> well, we just established that pumpkin is less -- >> well, it is malt wine, and beer is fizzy, and so you will drink it fewer. >> okay. carson got that one. which >> which of these fall soups is lower -- >> it is potato leek soup. >> and b, of course, because it is corn chowder. >> are you kidding, it is a. you guys need to study up, and it is butter nut soup, and starchy and not a lot of fat or calories and you can lighten it up with 8 ounce instead of 12 ounce bowl. >> and no butter there, and no but butter in butternut. and next, which 16 ounce latte is low er in er in the calories, the chai or the pumpkin. >> it is the p

. >> here we go, take a look at new food items: m and m launched a pecan pie flavor. the candy will be available now through halloween of course, and if you love bacon and most of us do, this is perfect fall treat. it's maple flavored bacon jerky. it will be sold at 7-eleven stores. >> you like that? >> i would buy that. >> here's something new, change up your breakfast routine, pumpkin pie pop tarts. >> okay. here is today's job report with jill schlesinger. >> heading back to school might not just be for kids. a career in education can offer the flexibility and growth many people seek in job. jumping into a full-fledged teaching position isn't easy. a good place to begin is as an assistant. while teachers have the responsibility for the design and implementation of educational programs, assistants perform duties that are instructional in nature or deliver direct services to students. educational requirements vary by school district and position but in many areas you will need at least an associate's degree. teachers assistants here in the bay area earn a mean annual

>> i that butter milk waffles with grilled peaches and some toasted pecans, yummy, yummy. >> sounds complicated. >> it's super easy. and if you make it ahead, the batter will sit in the fridge for a week. and if you cook the waffles, you can put them in the treerz and freezer and then just put them in your toaster. obviously everything is we are better fresh, but -- >> you can go to facebook facebook.com/sara going for all the recipes and videos. and they're easy. like 30 to 40 second videos. so vez's zi. but first, dancing with the stars kicked offseason 21 last night with a bang. >> that's right. and despite standout dancing from contestants like bindi irwin and nick carter, mr. gary busey has everybody talking today. >> oh, my goodness. janice huff just walked in and she was like is this the craziest thing ever? >> we all knew everybody would be talking about gary busey. i don't know if it's jacket or the dancing or the face. and watch the numbers from the audience to say in the competition. >> they want to see what he will do next. >> yes. everyone has a dance face. that's his. >> he always

. >> i want a pecan pie instead of a wedding cake. >> our first dance would be slow and sweet and then into the most hood ass stuff you've heard in your life. >> you have to wear black or navy. no one is going to wear white. >> open bar and pinball. that's it. >> to who says men don't dream about they weddings, you're wrong. >> i'm gay so marriage wasn't legal until recently. i dream about things here and there. everyone thinks it's a little girl dreaming about thafr wedding day. men dream about it just as much. >> that's different. quite frankly, i really, really didn't even think guys never considered, talked about it or dreamt about it. >> the thing about it is, whatever a woman's dream is and what a guy's dream is, when you're a couple you're a team and you have to put that together for your dream wedding. >> while i don't dwell on it or dream about it to a huge extent, i dream about it. i can't wait to get married. i think it's going to be great. ♪ >>> kimber brown is a pole dancer. who incorporated a new element into pole dancing. >> with m to the stage kimber brown. ♪ >> she act

and the main program that you administer right now is at pecan springs elementary here in austin. >> yes. >> you're serving somewhere under 100, maybe 80 or 90 -- >> yes, exactly. >> -- kids over a five or six-week program. >> yes. >> and it's some academic and it's some sports. >> i don't know that we're trying to repeat what they've learned during the school year. a lot of it is team building, so everything is done in groups today. it's -- >> and you were out there with the kids -- >> yeah. >> let's acknowledge. >> yeah, it's -- the theme this year is around the world, so we're learning about different parts of the world. so today was australia. so we're doing, you know, smoothies and aussie rules football and basically just learning about different cultures. we're doing aboriginal art and so it's basically just exposing them to stuff that maybe they wouldn't be exposed to before and teaching them to kind of work together. >> yeah, and millions of dollars have gone out the door over these 15 years from your organization to deserving kids and to deserving grantees. >> yes. >> well,

. >> it's flounder dressed with pecan, lime, aji limo and sesame oil, clearly eric likes.n the catskills for your inspiration? you basically rip your ideas off small businessmen? >> it's okay? >> si. >> superb. [ speaking foreign language ] >> chinese and japanese immigrants came to peru in great numbers in the 19th and 20th centuries as contract laborers and farmers and their influence is felt here, particularly in the food, to a greater degree than anywhere else on the continent. it's that influence and the ingredients of amazonia and the andes that really distinguishes the food here as something special. >> what is this? tofu? >> queso fresco. >> this is not traditional. >> it looks asian to me. i believe it's probably -- >> his name is wong. unless he's a retired porn star -- this shouldn't be good but it is. we're going to have a sweat on that one. might have a couple more beers after this. have a nice nap, midday nap. but i keep it growing by making every dollar count. that's why i have the spark cash card from capital one. i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything

he keeps it as simple as pecan. all bishops wear a simple be, plain white suits, offer the ceremonial shoes that fit his election and remember the previous pope warned of the red shoes worn by product. he said no thank you en is tested the tools he had come with, he has a bad back and wears therapeutic shoes. one cannot imagine him wearing the clothes, with a long train carried via flunky the agreement birse still likes to wear. rulers have the primacy of their office by the symbol they can wrap around their body. in shedding many of these francis is throwing a spiritual striptease. his namesake threw off the rich clothes his father's wealth made possible and got back into the world wearing rags. have you been through, when you go there and go into the place there, the case that shows the guard he was wearing when he died. it was faxed. i am sure the pope would like to wear that. what he rides, francis cannot travel around rome by bus as he did as archbishop and turtle of when a series so he took the bus with his fe

>> i would love to make the most perfect pecan pie. >> all day long?ld eat your pie. >> da'da da'da da'da. ♪ >> here is watters. do you know what i noticed was different about that report? you stood further away with the mike.what? >> you stood further away with the mike. >> that was only with the snake lady. i'm terrified of snakes. >> you were three feet away. you were like this. what are you doing? >> i am afraid of birds and snakes. >> you're afraid of birds? >> pigeons i can't stand. now i'm terrified of snakes. >> of all of those people, they all make a living in the ink industry? >> yes, yes. they're performers, tattoo artists. . some are in bike gangs. one guy says he does extra stuff on the side for extra income. something goes wrong. >> what could go wrong? >> yeah right. >> you don't have a tattoo, bill? >> no, i don't. >> i'm surprised. >> i'm going out the way i came in. that's my philosophy. enough of that. there's waters. enough of that. >> that's not waters. >> "factor" tip of the day. are you misusing the net? the tip, moments away. >>

. >> and this one's covered with pecans. how do you like that one? is that good? >> seth: stop it, stop it! [ laughter ] >> you have to try this one. that's the hot artichoke dip. [ laughter ] >> seth: all right. >> it's really good. he has an appetite, this guy. [ laughter ] good? you want some more drink? >> seth: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> so a smattering of the 200 recipes. >> seth: they were all really good. every single one of them was better than my mom's version except for the chex mix. >> aw. [ laughter ] >> seth: martha stewart, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] "appetizers" is available in stores now. and everyone in the audience is going home with one tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back. and new york is my home. there's no place like it in the world. and there's no time to see it like the fall. to take in the beautiful fall foliage from high above the hudson. swing a club at one of america's greatest courses... see spectacular sights underground... ...or thrilling sights above it. there's so many incredible ways to experience the fun of f

. >> and this one's covered with pecans. how do you like that one? is that good?all right. >> it's really good. he has an appetite, this guy. [ laughter ] good? you want some more drink? >> seth: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> so a smattering of the 200 recipes. >> seth: they were all really good. every single one of them was better than my mom's version except for the chex mix. >> aw. [ laughter ] >> seth: martha stewart, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] "appetizers" is available in stores now. and everyone in the audience is going home with one tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, we know that feeling. you're so bloated you've started wearing sweatpants ...everywhere. when it finally happens, it's always the worst possible time. and when you're finished, you realize you've been in there for a very, very long time. being irregular is the worst. get more fiber with chocolatey, chewy fiber one bars. feeling good can taste great. [ cheers and applause ] >>> seth: my thanks to wesley snipes, randall park, martha stewart ever

. >> and this one's covered with pecans. how do you like that one? is that good?all right. >> it's really good. he has an appetite, this guy. [ laughter ] good? you want some more drink? >> seth: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> so a smattering of the 200 recipes. >> seth: they were all really good. every single one of them was better than my mom's version except for the chex mix. >> aw. [ laughter ] >> seth: martha stewart, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] "appetizers" is available in stores now. and everyone in the audience is going home with one tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ great change comes from doing the right thing. like the radical idea that health isn't an industry. it's a cause. so we do things differently. we combine care and coverage. and believe prevention is the most powerful of cures. so forgive us for not going with the flow. we just think the flow should go with us. which makes us rebels with one cause. your health. [ cheers and applause ] >>> seth: my thanks to wesley snipes, randall park, martha stewa

why aren't -- why did you make that pecan pie? >> whitey! dakota johnson, knows how to do it. thank you. for those who don't know the story about whitey bulger, it's a true story. can you set it up? can you explain it at all? >> it's about whitey bulger, who made an alliance with the fbi to bring down the italians in boston. and also he, you know, did a a lot of terrible things. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah, he's a very -- yeah, he's a tough, tough, tough -- >> based on the book "black mass." here's a clip of her and johnny depp in "black mass." take a look at this. >> is that why you think you got in trouble?e 'cause you punched him in the face? all right, here's the deal. you did not get in trouble because you punched this sneaky brat in the face, not at all. you got in trouble because you punched a sneaky brat in the face in front of other people. >> i really don't think that's the right thing to be teaching your kids. >> no, that's absolutely what i should be telling them, viv. so the lesson you gotta learn is if nobody sees it, it didn't ha

and certainly cincinnati she says thou art a jew at different than any other man in that sort of pecans the album of jewish life. in other words, we have one and want to preserve our heritage, but on the other hand we want to be a part of the american experience in that quaker woman grasped that. guess you are part of the ancient heritage that you are not different from anyone else here. that is a very affirming kind of story. cincinnati became a major economic center in the antebellum period through the years after the civil war and that happened for a variety of reasons. first of all it's a great transportation center so you had the convergence of three rivers that could literally take product and brand products from everywhere at that time. the major source of transportation, the steamboat and cargo ships were converging on cincinnati. think of it this way. when abraham lincoln was born in 1809, cincinnati ohio was that very best a little ham all. when abraham lincoln is running for president, literally half a century later, cincinnati is about the fifth-largest city in the united st

the first is pecan late in the rounds, keep him for the next season, does well for robert: auction, willlot less because he missed the sport and he has done well, inconsistent points, fantastic. >> you make a good point. you are doing fantasy football? dagen: i watch games religiously, but i have better things to do with my time. >> thank you for joining us this hour. pleasure to be with you both. take a short break. michael mckay with the latest on the clinton classified e-mail controversy whether she is in a more than political trouble, back in a moment. so you're a small business expert from at&t? yeah, give me a problem and i've got the solution. well, we have 30 years of customer records. our cloud can keep them safe and accessible anywhere. my drivers don't have time to fill out forms. tablets. keep it all digital. we're looking to double our deliveries. our fleet apps will find the fastest route. oh, and your boysenberry apple scones smell about done. ahh, you're good. i like to bake. add new business services with at&t and get up to $500 in total savings. maria: another sell-off

i would say butter pecan. i look all toasted almond since my vacation. get it?they'd know it was you, but still. natalie is here. what time? >> dark natalie would be too obvious. >> dj warm cookies. >> i like that. i have to aboandon it. >> i vote for we all have code names. >> send us the code names -- this is a setup -- what do you think our code names should be? #today's take. keep it clean. >> be nice. this is going to go in all directions. >> we'll share these with children in our lives. >> i'm so distracted right now by scinnabun. >> especially when you're at the airport, coming out of the oven. gets me every time. >> you see the sign from afar, see willie from afar. >> same sensation. >> or chick-fil-a. i'll decide. >> i like cinbun. >> this is our call-out to cinnabun to send us some food. >> the republican debate was happening on cnn. meanwhile, hillary clinton was on "the tonight show," trying to loosen up the new humor heart strategy implemented two weeks ago. jimmy was playing his donald trump, giving hillary clinton advice. take a look. >> tell me,

my brother has taken over the business now but my first job was handing out the shortbread and pecan. why we also have a pool and patio business called oasis pools. you have to put food on the table year round. >> delivering newspaper for news day. they used us in an ad campaign. i was exploited at a very young age. when i was like 12 years old i delivered the merchandiser newspaper. those bags, didn't they cut off the circulation? >> that's where you got these muscles from. >> oh, yeah. >> i did newspaper at a young age but my first official clock-in job was at mcdonald's. >> that doesn't look like a real picture. >> they couldn't find picture of me in the uniform, sadly enough. i wasn't in the hamburglar uniform. i worked the grill. i would make you breakfast in the morning. >> megan also worked at mcdonald's. >> 1980, wow! >> not making $15 an hour. >> no. i think i was making $4 an hour, too. >> and ron's first job on the uss woodpecker in japan, serving our country. >> dan in 1982 working his first job as a janitor in a hospital. >> there he is. >> ainsley, what was your first jo

we have pecans and chopped apples and you're going to let this simmer. of spices. >> until all the liquid is absorbed. >> right. you end up with this. which is absolutely delicious. actually, with the holidays coming around, it's a great he thing. a lot of people watching at home wondering if coffee is good for you, the next day it's not. what do you think? what should we believe? >> they've done a ton of studies on coffee. you have to drink a ton of coffee for it not to be good for you. the recommendation is no more than four cups a day, which is quite a lot for anybody. >> okay. >> but it's got antioxidants and potential for lowering diabetes risk and positive benefits. i'm a coffee, coffee kind of girl. >> you actually have a dplaz to go over that. >> or the salmon. >> that's the coffee glaze. go ahead. >> that's a coffee glaze. just a reduction of apple cider coffee. we've got dijon mustard, molasses. you reduce it down. >> for dinner, is it going to wake me up? we get up early. >> i don't think so. you have so much. you need a lot of coffee to get t

>> guest: pecans the government of the overall sequestration level for the next fiscal year which beginsnext week. it's $1.017 trillion, and so it's a trying to a. cutie so-called sequester level spending caps. democrats and president obama of course want to lift the ceiling. the idea of having this government spending to expire in december is so that both republicans and democrats all mail will have about a two and half of the window to try and negotiate a larger budget deal. that would raise those pedicabs. >> host: let's talk about the debate window. you tweeted house republicans hold a conference meeting friday morning. government funding expected to be discussed. they are in this week after the pope. what are we hearing about the potential schedule on the cr? >> so at this point we are expecting house gop leaders to meet behind closed doors after the pope's visit on thursday it and as you mentioned the entirety of the conference and house would meet again to close doors on friday morning. usually there's a lot of drama coming out of those meetings and it will likely be one of the la