is pee flammable? his -- >> fly down. >> he's definitely -- he definitely wet his pants a little bit there, th>> at the ps when they start going off. >> this cracks me up too. he comes and kicks the wall. >> why did you do that, dude? i was trying to take a leak. ♪ >>> all kinds of different videos are coming out of occupy wall street, but this one, i particularly like because of the subjects featured in it. ♪ living in a material world and i am a material girl ♪ >> do you recognize either of these two guys? >> wanewrite, what's his name? >> that is correct. rufus wane wright and this guy that you see here is shawn lennon, john lennon from the beatles, son. this was a few days ago at occupy wall street and decided to sing madonna's "material girl" in the middle of a protest. isn't that cool? >> kind of neat. i'm disappointed in myself that i didn't recognize shawn lennon. >> wonder what madonna thinks about this rendition of her song. >> i think if she didn't like it i would be surprised. >> the video

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tiny wings introduced me to the concept of the sit down pee. [ laughter ] do you sit down to pee?got to -- you got do it. >> jimmy: are you serious? >> it is the best thing of all times. >> jimmy: what! >> oh yeah -- okay. when you stand up -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> when you stand up -- >> jimmy: yep. >> you have to use one of your hands to guide the stream. >> jimmy: that's correct. >> when you're sitting down, god created males so it automatically guides itself when you're sitting down. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah, and so that gives you this free time with your hands that you can -- >> jimmy: are you puppeteering? >> yeah. i play tiny wings. but you could like mix fruit salad. >> jimmy: mix fruit salad? [ laughter ] >> if you want to -- fruit salad. that's something you could do. >> jimmy: you're really into it. i guess. you have two free hands. >> you have two free hands. and, like, i swear to you, i -- 100% of the time at home now, i sit down to pee and i love it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to have to do this. >> there is one little draw back. i'm not sure that it's medical

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even pee-wee herman is an actor playing pee-wee herman.s this guy playing what he thinks is a presidential candidate? >> i think rick perry is stunned and baffled, because he was supposed to be -- just waltz into this race and walk away with the whole thing. and then everything fell apart. and he's saying, all right, what went wrong? and i think what he's come to the conclusion of is maybe i wasn't crazy enough. you know, before i used to talk about -- before i used to talk about secession, so, okay, i'm maybe not secession, but we're back with the birther movement. >> look, i'm serious about this. i take it seriously who runs this country. we've got serious problems. he's the best the right wing could offer. howard, he's the one they put up to knock off mitt romney, the moderate republican, the one they didn't trust. he's the best they had. they beat the drum for this guy for months. oh, wait until rick perry gets into this battle. >> here's what heartfelt conservatives need to worry about. and heartfelt conservative republicans. two of t

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