you had something to do with gal lip pee. >> yes, i produced gap lip pee. i want to leave -- it doesn't matter what i did. i had a lot of wonderful mentors, peter row dino. another wonderful mentor, john gardner. when this process ended i said, what am i going to do with my life? he said, well, go reinvent yourself. constantly reinvent yourself. he was just this wonderful man. i decided i wanted to do something that was completely not -- this was it. i said i love -- great respect for government. i just don't want to do it again. it was such a traumatic undertaking. i said, so i spent a year -- john gardner was very wise. he guided me through this year, all kinds of people. ibm in new york where they all wore black. i'd fit in today actually. you'd interview with people and they would say, well, what have you done? what have you done? i'm thinking, wow, gist did something, but it didn't count. i didn't have an accountinging degree or a law degree. but then i got attracted to the movie business. barry diller recruited me because they don't care who you are.

i pee every time i sneeze. may be i should wear depends. are you doing your cagels? let me teach you a way that will be fun. i think she's about to make a joke. as you squeeze, save, i love my body. four counts hold. notice your vaginal area tightening. i love my body. squeeze a little harder. i love my body. good. that does make it fun, i say. alex presses on my belly and says seven pounds. how am i going to get it out? i am hoping for a super wide vagina. i will have one after the birth. i know this is not sexualy, ideal. i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get

i'm really, really trying. >> jon: by the way, how did you pee in that thing?escape it. you have to escape the thing. >> jon: so you have to have a penile houdini? ( laughter ) do you-- do you every time you pee, do you go ♪ ta-da ♪ the amazing spider-man it's in the theaters july 3. andrew garfield.

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. >>> and you know those signs that say don't pee in the pool? >> they needed that. >> even though what happened here is so much worse. >> maybe he didn't know that anything was going to come out. >> i would be out of that pool so fast. >>> it's time to get our show started, and steven has our first video. >> a couple of road rage videos for you guys. the first involves a man in a boxing match with a bus. yeah, this is apparently in malaysia. this guy had some sort of problem with the bus. as you can see in this video, he's full-on punching the windshield of this thing, elbow shiver. also kicks the door. a bit of a mismatch if you ask me, man versus bus. the guy taking the video, of course, reminds us that -- >> road rage happens everywhere in the world. >> these two videos, apparently it happens a lot in malaysia because we have another road rage incident from malaysia. these two guys on a busy highway have a little fender-bender. looks like they're maybe going to talk it out. oh, let's see, should we exchange insurance information? i don't know

. >> does he pee pee? >> everything. >> really? >> yes. >> how big is it? >> yuck. >> i couldn't. that's like a horse penis. >> i guess it goes with his size, 6'7". >> i like little pee pees. >> that's good. >> here is a good size. >> they say it's not the size. [laughs] >> jimmy: no one loves gorillas more than snooki. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: do you remember brett michaels from the band poison? he has a new endorsement deal. apparently he's an animal lover and has a new product line for people who love pets and rock music. >> hello fellow pet lovers. fellow pet owners i'm brett michaels, and i am bringing you the brett michaels head lock collection, exclusively at petsmart. >> it's to bring out the inner rock star in your dog. you come in, get something from the brett michael pet collection, you may be standing along side with brett michaels on stage. i'll tell you afterwards, we'll sneak out to that bus, have a party, talk about pets. [laughs]. >> jimmy: great. go out to the bus, put on bandannas and talk basset hounds with brett. best of luck to him on his new ventur

so how do we know the bear was after the peeing man. maybe he was just after the swan ornament. >> maybe he was. but if i'm out there just relieving myself, and i come across a bear and i'm basically nude, pretty freakin' scared. >> well, they asked. is this going to prompt you to get some indoorluing and he's like no. this is a oncme thing. it's probably not going to happen again. >> you can just pee on the bear if it comes too close to you. >> watch out, this thing is loaded. >> yeah. exactly. right. >>> this guy is a world champion. >> a lot of people attending this competition. >> see how the game is played. >>> and look at this thing. out to help the military clean up. >> do floors? >> no, nick, they do walls. see it in action, "right this minute." >>> welcome back to the show. but don't forget to check in at rightthisminute.com. great videos, all day long. >>> nowadays, it seems like they can make anything into a competition, even this. [ burping ] >> this is the first annual world burping championships that recently went down at

>> if i pee 20 times a day i get through the whole "new york times."hen you're peeing all over your shoe, i'm learning something. >> he's got a point. >> love larry david. >> i've been looking at him, larry david thinking he reminds me of a male joan rivers. right? tomorrow the indomnitable joan rivers will be here. >> she has a book "i hate everyone." >> more and more and more because of this world of reality television -- >> twitter and facebook. >> people have no secrets, nothing is sacred. women are hiring way in advance when they realize their due date, they hire professional photographers to come onto their delivery room and shoot up close and personal the whole thing. >> "the new york times" had a big story on it. the first question they are asked is where should the photographer stand, at the woman's head which is where most women would like or the baby's head as they are emerging into the world. some people want that other end. that is so weird you would have that photograph and what would you do with it? >> show it at the kid's wedding. >> it

so how do we know the bear was after the peeing man. maybe he was just after the swan ornament. >> maybe he was. but if i'm out there just relieving myself, and i come across a bear and i'm basically nude, pretty freakin' scared. >> well, they asked. is this going to prompt you to get some indoorluing and 'si . iss ome thing. it's probably not going to happen again. >> you can just pee on the bear if it comes too close to you. >> watch out, this thing is loaded. >> yeah. exactly. right. >>> this guy is a world champion. >> a lot of people attending this competition. >> see how the game is played. >>> and look at this thing. out to help the military clean up. >> do floors? >> no, nick, they do walls. see it in action, "right this minute." [ male announcer ] are you paying more and more and more for cable -- and enjoying it less? upgrade to verizon fios tv, internet and phone at a great price: just $99.99 a month, guaranteed for two years with no annual contract. or get $250 back if you sign a two-year contract. it's your last chance. don

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. >> you were in pee wee's big adventure. >> i got to beat up pee wee. every woman's fantasy.ve a suicide pack and kill each other. >> i got to hang out with him at your birthday party. he is so much fun. >> he is isn't he? >> he gave the toast. cassandra. >> how long does it take to get in elvira drag? >> about an hour and a half. >> it would be quick ferrer -- quicker if i helped. >> somehow i don't think it would be, jim. >> you think it would linger in >> yeah. >> lisa in dallas you are on this elvira. hi, lisa. >> good morning, steph. we're so excited! my daughter and i were watching this zombie movie, fido. have you seen it? >> no. >> it's kind of old. we noticed that the guy who runs the zombie corp looks and talks exactly like mitt romney. >> oh, god. i got to find that movie. >> oh, yeah you can get it on netflix. >> he is this close to getting naked and eating somebody's face in miami. >> oh, yeah. >> you were talk about a scary book about mormonism. >> under the banner of heaven by john crackhower. [ screaming ] >> yeah, if you want to check in on the mormon religio

he was like -- [ as yoda ] "peeing my pants, i am!"t well. [ light laughter ] >> steve: that was yoda. people knew it was yoda. >> jimmy: did they? >> steve: yeah. come on. >> jimmy: "peeing my pants --" that could be anything. >> steve: no, no. [ laughter ] it's also the syntax of the sentence is yoda-esque. >> jimmy: that's true, yeah. it's yoda-esque. >> steve: -- peeing my pants, i am. >> jimmy: yeah. i just want to get yoda-esque. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] exactly. >> jimmy: and finally, you guys, yesterday, deena from "jersey shore" was arrested for standing in the middle of the street and slapping cars that were driving by. [ laughter ] she was charged with one count of being deena from "jersey shore." we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! it's going to be fun tonight! you guys, a quick note. tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m., i'll be appearing on qvc's "anything goes with rick & shawn." ooh. and you know, anything goes on that program. >> s

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she came out and little girls were saying, oh you have to go pee-pee and picking on my little baby!nd we have kids in school getting peer pressure in school. >> even like the disney channel and nice channel, there's always the mean girl. there's always this mean charact character. >> what's wrong with kids today is what's wrong with adults today. we'll leave it at that. >> it turns out scientists in denmark say low to moderate drinking, one to eight drink as week is okay in early pregnancy. doctor, can this be true? >> yes. but it is the slippery throw sloep of what people will really take home from this. if a woman nurse as drink throughout dinner, a six ounce portion of wine, there appears to be no harm to the fetus who has adopted a child due to alcohol, they flip out over this. >> isn't it the problem it's the slippery slope as you mention sfd. >> maybe you're not realizing how much you drink. >> i think people have a very hard time with moderation and understanding moderation. especially in the first trimester. i through this question out to people on twitter and facebook and t

and that was one when i couldn't pee. i tried three times and i just couldn't. i had peed before i went over there. >> it's probably because i was pretty much appointed. i'm educated. i know what's going on. >> showing i represent you. anything like that. >> 24 hours prior and then maybe -- >> 24 hours after? >> after. >> since you did that and then you're clean on that one and then we can probably get -- like 30 days or 30 to 90 days you'll be sanctioned. >> that's cool. >> i enjoy what i'm doing. i enjoy helping people. it keeps my day busy. >> but peaches isn't the only game in town. davon lymon heads to level five to represent his friend felix lewis in his hearing about a tattoo charge. >> we have a hearing today. an inmate had a misconduct report for a -- for tattooing. he had a fresh tattooing. this is a regularly scheduled hearing. state of new mexico. 5-6-08 on case number -- my name is michelle boyer. i'm the hearing officer. >> my name is felix lewis. 56056. >> do you wish to be assisted by a staff member or another inmate? >> yes, davon lymon. >> do y

and he ends the answer with saying, i've got to go pee. when i was talking to you about the psychopath part, i mean, there's no feelings in it. >> i want a rum and coke. >> the fact he's so dismissive about everything really gives the jury some great insight to him. >> will you still love me? >> yes. >> no, you won't. >> how many more times can this guy confess during this thing? he's basically admitted half a dozen times or more that he is the killer. without actually coming out and saying that "i am." if you didn't do it, i'll fight to prove your innocence. >> with what? dna. they have dna. >> the dna evidence in this case was so statistically overwhelming. >> did you do this! >> the interview with the girlfriend was so emotionally powerful, that it affected the jury in a very different way. >> narrator: on may 27, 2010, a jury convicts biela of raping and strangling brianna denison and sexually assaulting the two other students. a week later, he returns to court for his sentencing. with the exception of the tape from inside the interrog

. >> watch grown men pee in a cup isn't exactly a fun job.t takes them up to about five minutes before the test actually proves positive or negative. actually you can probably see that one is really, really dark. this is pretty light. >> wait for the full five minutes. >> it's been five. it's been a good five minutes. >> let him go. >> mm-hmm. >> you're good to go. >> thank you. >> this inmate's test came up clean but unfortunately for davon lymon, his came up dirty. >> just seems we've got a bunch of snitches. they get in trouble and they -- instead of taking the consequences like they should you know what i'm saying, they [ male announcer ] if a phone rings at your car insurance company and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? [ meows ] or if a tree falls on your car and no one's around to answer your call, do you make a sound? the answer is probably "yes" [ growling ] and "like a howler monkey." unless you're calling esurance. they have live humans on the phones to help 24/7. so you might make different sounds, like happy huma

that's 4,000 dirty poopy/pee pee diapers a year. >> multiplied times your children.h across the street. >> when is the most popular day to give birth? i don't know how you would know. monday, tuesday, thursday, or sunday. >> monday. >> i don't know what these answers are. apparently you are wrong! >> she loves when people are wrong. the correct answer is tuesday. why tuesday? >> when you add in induced labors and scheduled c-sections but even natural birth over the weekend it doesn't happen so much, sunday is the least likely to have a baby. i guess people want their weekends. >> from sara's beautiful home state of iowa, one of the best parts of being pregnant is being able to eat for two. how many extra calories per day are recommended for a woman pregnant with one child? would it be 300, 600, 800, or 1200? >> 800. >> that wasn't me. >> that wasn't her answer. it was her answer! what is your answer, ma'am? you know it's not 800. >> what was it, 600? come on! 600, 300, or 1200? >> 300. >> all right! >> she got it right. >> don't share it with her. >> that number is s

. >> not if it is pee wee, he was perfect. >> pee wee is perfect. >> >>> weatherwise, let's get goingove on, you'll find out you are not dog owners, you'll find out. weatherwise, let's get you going with a look at the weather. i'm amazed what my dog does sometimes. we have sunshine off to the south here. this is a shot from tyson's corner, by the way. a couple of clouds south and east of town. 63 degrees with noon time temperatures, 73. 5:74. i didn't say anything wrong, andrea. there could be a stray shower this afternoon. this morning we see the showers overnight, they are all gone. it is quiet, with temperatures running in the 50s and 60s. we are now down to 63. let's check in with monika samtani, 52:00, timesaver traffic, and soon to be dog owner, i'm sure. >> i hope so. we are looking. i think a chocolate lab. we have already named it but i don't have it yet. >> reporter: things look great on the beltway. no problems to report. we are going to zoom in first of all to the northbound side of i-95. if you have a chocolate lab, let me know what you think of it. dale city to woodbridg

and why is there no infrared heat-mapping technology to identify the pint-sized perps who keep peeinghouse [ laughter ] pool. and for the love of god, i need a predator drone to take out the squirrels who keep chewing through my trash can lids. i'm not running some kind of goddamn squirrel motel. because i believe no effort or expense should be spared when it comes to solving the most important problems on earth: mine. [ laughter ] we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody my guest tonight is here to talk about her new movie "people like us." oh good, i'm so tired of people like them. please welcome olivia wilde. [cheers and applause] so nice to meet you. thank you so much for coming on. >> thank you for having me. >> stephen: movie is called "people like us" do i have that right? >> it could be people like us or people like us. >> stephen: i love that idea. i hate movies about people other than me. >> yeah. this one is of those movies. >> stephen: this is like a family drama, small, a lot of feelings. please tell me that ther

aveeno wash and shampoo, all have a trace of a chemical that mimics thc and when they did pee pee test found some gets off the skin. so now they send any babies test with a positive drug test off to get double tested which most times it turns up negative. this is a big problem if you're a parent and social services gets involved because they think you've been smoking marijuana pregnant. >> what's a mother to do? >> they're working on it right now and say the good news is they recognize the patterns so it's not like they're going to jump on you on test number one. >> so johnson & johnson baby shampoo? blame it on them. >> who would have thought? >> and if you've got relationship troubles and can't decide whether to stick with your significant other or stick it to them, there's a new app for this. what's it called? >> say it again. >> if you need an app to find out if you should or should not be with someone, try this out. this app was a woman in chicago. she actually put this together. all you have to do is answer several questions about your boyfriend or girlfriend and what it will do

we're not going to pull a blanket over our head and pee in our pajamas. have make a statement like that you're going to put a blanket over your head and pee in your pajamas. do you think they've they they were devastated. >> the grudge of the public unions for all the benefits they got when the profit sector unions were having to give concession after consension after con concession. >> cenk: perfect divide and conquer. >> to an agree it did. walker won union people living in households 51 to 48. that's people living in union households whoa were not part of the union. >> cenk: if i'm an union dad or an union mom everybody in its the house gets to vote their way but i would make a case. you're either with us and you're for putting food on this table that we're on, or you're against us, and they didn't do it. how could you unions not old 38% of their own households. >> it's more than 38% of their own households. the fact of the matter is the people of the union members overwhelmingly went for barrett. your thesis question was are unions dead? is this a dev

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we try visiting the area a couple times, but you are seeing a lot of dog poop, pee, ticks.t is not an area for children any more. another issue is the upcoming water feature. i am not a helicopter mom. i would like my daughter is in attendance when we play. -- my daughter to have independence when she plays. unfortunately with is being built, and we are concerned about sanity of this water feature. there are habitats in the park, and we have a feeling this will be used for different agendas other than to play in. thank you. >> is there any other public comment? i just quickly to say that now they have been trying to get this meeting in which the general manager, and to find out evenit is after the appeal hearg is unacceptable. i have been trying to solve ongoing issues asner and amicably as possible, and i am not getting satisfaction. we had a surplus of money for sunnyside playgrounds, and we have been trying for three years to spend it. we cannot spend it, and now we have no contractor to install it. we are being told everything that is expedient. everything is on back or

but the supreme court using the precedent set in a landmark case of peeing on my leg vtelling me it's raining-- (laughter) is allowed to say what things actually are. the supreme court's wording did to the go unnoticed. >> a victory for the obama administration means a middle class tax increase and that's exactly what this is. >> this law is a tax. the bill was sold to the american people on a deception. >> it's a tax. >> it's a tax. >> it's a tax. >> it's a tax. >> tax. (laughter) (applause) >> jon: senator is rights, it's a tax. the real question is how does willford brimlington romney handle this new development. >> it's important for us to repeal and replace obamacare. what are some of the things that we'll keep in place. we have to make sure that people who want to keep their current insurance will be able to do so. >> jon: sure, that's very important. oh, that's actually part of obamacare but go ahead. >> we also have to assure that we do our very best to help each state in their effort to assure that every american has access to affordable health care. >> jon: oh, that's a grea

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