penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli.oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." we just got an update on the occupation of the oregon wildlife center. still going on currently. in fact, when the militia took over that government office, its leader said that they were prepared to stay for years, if necessary. but then they hit day two. (laughter) and it turned out, there were a few things that they forgot to pack. so yesterday some members and supporters posted this on facebook. things we could use -- cold weather socks. should have thought of that beforehand. snacks. energy drinks -- yeah, probably 12, not 5 hours, a long-term thing. snow camo gear and anything you think will help. like a psychiatrist. (laughter) and honestly, for these guys, i don't know if this is special equipment or just the list for a s

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. ♪ searchingcan you help?used car? start with the millions for sale at the new carfax.com! show me cars with no accidents. that's awesome. plus you get a free carfax® report. start your search at carfax.com! that's why i switched from u-verse to xfinity. now i can download my dvr recordings and take them anywhere. ready or not, here i come! (whispers) now hide-and-seek time can also be catch-up-on-my-shows time. here i come! can't find you anywhere! don't settle for u-verse. x1 from xfinity will change the way you experience tv. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is the language creator who has invented languages for several tv shows including game of thrones. his new book is called "the art of language invention" p

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli.urse. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. ♪ i filed my taxes online at oh, that's super reasonable. what? that's super reasonable. yeah. what? [announcer] file state online for $9.99. federal is free. hrblock.com no way. savor an egg mcmuffin any time you like. a fresh cracked egg, canadian bacon and an english muffin with real butter. mcdonald's all day breakfast menu. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back. my guest tonight is a rapper and an actor. his new film is called "ride along 2". >> plus two. like two sevens. >> i don't have you on the list. >> this is all your fault. >> i'm your body guard, not your servant. >> you are what i say you are! >> traditional sign of respect. >> okay, try it now. >> check the list one more time. >> there it is. sorry about that. head right in. >> i cannot feel my

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli.course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. ♪ whit's a question n? asked all the time. because where you're from shapes who you are. inspires how you do things. and when that inspiration comes from a place this refreshing... this majestic... this... well, you get the idea. coors light. born in the rockies. performance... ...reimagined. style... ...reinvented. sophistication... ...redefined. introducing the all-new lexus rx and rx hybrid. agile handling. available 12.3-inch navigation screen and panorama glass roof. never has luxury been this expressive. this is the pursuit of perfection. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! you know, when i came to this amazing country, i was promised great political attack ads. now that it's finally 20616, the ads are here. no more of these 140 character slap fights on

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli.ourse. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. ♪ (cheers and applause). >> trevor: that's our show, everybody. tomorrow night we will be live tweeting the state of the union. so follow us on twitter at the daily show to check it out starting at 9 p.m. eastern. before we get into our zone, though, i guess everybody heard the news and it hit us all in different ways. so in remembrance, and i guess to celebrate the man, david bowie, here it is. your moment of zen. >> the other thing i would say is that if you feel safe in the area that you are working in, you're not working in the right area. always go a little further into the water than you feel you are kanl of being in. go a little bit out of your depth. and when you don't feel that your feet are quite touching the bottom, you are just about in the right place to d

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so you can't post pictures. [screams]el to not be connected? my chest hurts. let me show you a better way to keep connected. the 2016 chevy cruze offers built in 4g lte wi-fi that connects up to 7 devices.alified gm lessees can get a sign and drive lease on this well-equipped cruze limited for around $179 per month. lause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music over six seasons, oureceived three emmy nominations and a golden globe for her role as lady's maid anna bates on "downton abbey." the final season airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on pbs, please welcome joanne froggatt. applause ] you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's weird seeing you in regular clothes. >> i know. >> jimmy: it's odd. >> i have legs. >> you do have legs, yeah. two of them even. you heard, ice cube is a big fan of "downton abbey." >> i

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course.knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. what's changed. it' s chewy. really icy. wooh. that' s intense! it just hits you. its gum. no. it' s totally a mint! it' s disappearing as i am chewing it. it' s not a gum. not a mint. it' s a breakthrough in cool. ice breakers cool blasts. lemme get a mcpick2 ease. introducing new melty mozzarella sticks at mcdonald's. made with 100% real cheese. served hot. dip 'em in zesty marinara deliciousness. pick 2 for $2 menu. bada ba ba ba unaware death was lurking... what? he was challenged by a team of lumberjacks. let's do this. hard knocks canyon where he would risk broken legs, losing limbs and slipping and dying. not helping. it. james left with newfound knowledge, a man's gratitude... and his shirt. hybrid. how far will you take it? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knry expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. define sophistication stand out. those who dare to redefine it stand apart. and rx hybrid. never has luxury been this expressive. of perfection. points, points, our points. there has got to be a way to redeem our hotel points. i just want to take a vacation.razy. oh really? tell us something we don't know, captain obvious. ok. with hotels.com, when you collect 10 nights you get one free. know how to count to 10 to earn a free night at places like that nudist resort. yeah i don't know how that got there.ed there, took a selfie and hung it prominently on the wall. hm? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. the iowa caucus, we are joined right now by a a former first lady, new york state senator, as well as secretary of state.leading democratic candidate in the 2016 presidential election. please giv

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almostanything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's happening. here we go. we are joined right now by one of the all-time greatest song writers and composers of popular music. he's an official franchise at madison square garden where his monthly shows have sold out for over two years now. wow. please welcome back to the show one of the best to ever do it. here's billy joel, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. billy joel! they love you. that's right. that's right. oh. that's what happens -- does that happen to billy joel, if you go to a restaurant, they all stand up? a standing ovation all the time? >> no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it happened yeah, thank you so much for being here. we love you. absolutely. i'm shaking your hand, i'm hugging you. i'm very excited. you've had a gr

penelope cruz just dazzles. shot by annie liebowitz as you'd expect really, reallyly good looking. "zoolander 2" struts into theaters february 12th. i am going to assume nobody at this table understood any of the movie. >> i did. dan, go. >> no. >> remember that time you grabbed -- >> you'll be better >> indra. >> ron, do you know what blue steel is? it's a movie called "zoolander." >> what do you got about lisa s the transition. he's my segue helper. thank you, ron claiborne. >>> has actress lisa bonet found the fountain of youth? possibly. in a new looks more like her 27-year-old daughter rather than her mom. they are part of calvin klein's ch models -- a lot of model themes going on here -- >> do you see her. >> describe -- it's called a ime means to them and clearly in bonet's case it means standing still. she does look amazing. >> she's always been beautiful. >> my favorite thing to do -- >> that's pretty. mistaken for my kid's siblings. >> you will be. >> really? >> for other reasons. >> wow. >> you went there. >> i'd like you to leave my table. >>> if you're trying to pack o

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almostanything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. i need to collect your phones so you can't post pictures. [screams] my chest hurts. let me show you a better way to keep connected. the 2016 chevy cruze offers built in 4g lte wi-fi that connects up to 7 devices. current qualified gm lessees can get a sign and drive lease on this well-equipped cruze limited for around $179 per month. - at healthcare.gov i found affordable, quality coverage. - man: checkups, emergency services, prescriptions... my insurance covers everything for my family. - narrator: most people who enro through healthcare.gov qualify for financial help and avoid paying a fee of $695 or more. this is your last chance to enroll. - someone helped me find a gh quality plan and financial help to pay for it. - narrator: sign up at healthcare.gov. the deadline is january 31st. [ cheers and applau

penelope cruz: who was the prime mi the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing.do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. (cell phone rings) where are you? in the attic. mom? your dad won't call an exterminator... this time... if you're a mom, it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. r it's what you do. where are you?r it's very loud there. are you taking at >> jimmy: hi there.night a very talented actor and also a crazy person. he has a show on the travel channel called "wild things with dominic monaghan," dominic monaghan is here with us.lause ] and then this is a special edition of his album. it's called "dream your life away." music from vance joy tonight. [ cheers and applause ] next week. duchovny and gillian anderson will be here. ic ariana grande, josh holloway, from "downton abbey" joanne froggat, jacob tremblay, chloe grace moretz, and music from city a

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almostanything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's what's changed. do you know the secret to a happy home in these modern times? it's a housewife who's in control of the finances. actually, any wife, husband, or human person can use progressive's name your price tool to take control of their budget. and while the men do the hard work of making money, she can get all the car insurance options her little heart desires. or the women might do the hard work of making money. is this guy for real? modernizing car insurance with -- that's enough out of you! the name your price tool, only from progressive. where is your husband? >>> carson: welcome back to "last call." miami horror is an australian band whose sound has been described as indietronica. tonight, we're gonna go to the el rey to mark their television without further ado, give i

penelope cruz: who was the prime the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... you can do almost play the number one song from 1979. so yeah, that's those who define sophistication stand out. it stand apart. the all-new lexus rx and rx hybrid. never has luxury been this expressive. this is the pursuit of perfection. points, points, our points. there has got to be a way to redeem our hotel points. i just want to take a vacation. this seems crazy. oh really? tell us something we don't know, captain obvious. ok. with hotels.com, when you collect 10 nights you get one free. oh. so you only need to know how to count to 10 to earn a free night at places like that nudist resort. yeah i don't know how that got there. because you stayed there, took a selfie and hung it prominently on the wall. hm? your baby's chubby little hand latches onto your finger so hard, it's like she's saying i love you. pthat's why aveeno's oat formula is designed for your baby's sensitive skin. aveeno . naturally beautiful babies.

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course.knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almost anything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. [ cheers and applause ]est is one half of the very successful and very funny award-winning comedy duo, "the mighty boosh."rk on his first solo north american tour called, "an evening with noel fielding." look at this, the front. the back of his hair. [ laughter ] please welcome noel fielding, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, please. oh, yeah.ld like to sit. please. [ cheers ] welcome to this program. thank you so much for coming on. >> i'm excited.eah, good. >> i've only seen this on television. >> jimmy: yeah! >> i can't believe it. it's like "poltergeist." >> jimmy: you're part of it now, absolutely. maybe one day, you'll see yourself. >> in real life, your eyes are like a sort of beautiful doll's eyes. [ laughter ]have to lick them in a a minute. >> jimmy: yeah, i know.

penelope cruz: who was the prime minister of britain in 1868? the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almostanything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. days after the paris attacks, senators came together for a top-secret briefing on the terrorist threat... marco rubio was missing - fundraising in california instead. two weeks later, terrorists struck again in san bernardino... and where was marco? fundraising again in new orleans. over the last 3 years, rubio has missed important national security hearings and missed more total votes than any other senator. politics first: that's the rubio way. right to rise usa [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's happening. here we go. we are joined right now by one of the all-time greatest song writers and composers of popular music. he's an official franchise at madison square garden where his monthly shows have sold out for over two years now. wow. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome back to the s