penhall: how could youul? you loved that man once. how could you do that to him and to your daughter? i didn't mean for it to o ppen. jeff and i have had a very bitter break up. we both want sole custody of molly. it's become very hateful. so you used your own daughter to get back at him? she did have nightmares. i hated d ff so much i wanted to believe the worst. i diea't realize i was putting words in molly's mouth until your partner made me reconsituct it. so what are you going to do now? i can't put his life back together for him. i wish i could. mrs. logog, you are very lucky my department is so embarrassed by this case and theyey bring you up on charges for that lie. now... i suggest that when this custody suit comes up that you find a way to settle it that's easy on molly. hi. hi. i think i owe you an explanation. no, you don't. my behavior was inconsistent yesterday. oh, no, it wasn't. you're always a bitch. it was inconsistent at the bowling alley. you were almost nice. nice? no one's described me in that fashion before. prob

where's penhalal have you seen him? he's got some e t date again. penhall? how about t 're both just forgiven? then we don't have to apologize anymore. that would be real nice. me on over. ( groaning ) i won't bite. who would have thought or i tell them you snore. i don't snore! that was stupid. you may think ronnie killed ozzie but until you get something solid it means nothing. tell me about it. sometimes you don't feel like you make a dent. never will. you ask a fourth-grade kid "what's a drug?" he'll say something his mommy y ves him when he's sick. you ask that same kid in the seventh grade "what's s drug?" and d ey stay lost. but lots of kids never get on that track. not down here. nobody cares down here. north of avenue l, the homicide rate doubles. there's less cops down here than over in sheldon. it's a different story when it's black kids dying. air assumption. no? n crack is? one of containment. we're supposed to keep it here with the poor and black people. you don't really think that. you can't contain this stuff. anyone can make it in any kitchc

how did d get stuck with you, penhall? your name begins with "p," you idiot. penhall... pryor... pinhead. penhall, do you have something to say? no, sir. fficer, sir. no. you are here because you're a screw-up. you were a s sew-up the first time and all you've done since you left isiscrew up. consistency has always been the strongest part of my game. you know why you're a screw-up, penhallll because you've forgotten how to be a team member. when a police officer works undercover he gets to dress like a lowlife after a while, if he's not careful he forgets what he is and he starts acting like a lowlife. sir, permission to be assigned another partner due to a personal conflict. denied. during your 20 years of service, you'll be assigned to many lousy partners. get used to it. now, officer penhall you stay here and act like an individual while the rest of the team goes out for coffee. class... dismissed. hey! pull that head up, recruit. thank god. you've come to pull me out, right? oh, great. he screws up, and i pay for it. you know where he is? no. don't you? we checked his house,

penhall, get close to the vukovich kid. um, you want me to talk to him? i mean, couldn't ioki check him out? look, i know it's uncomfortable but it might do you some good. how you feeling, champ? we just wanted to stop by and let you know our thoughts are with you. thanks. i got somebody here who wants to meet you. blackwood. i'm doug blackwood. i just transferred in to augustana. i wanted the chance to meet you. i wish this could be under better circumstances. maybe i could come back some time and you can tell me how to stop dexter hector? yeah, sure. mrs. vukovich: enough about football. thank you all for coming. got a minute, coach? sure. it was really nice of you to bring the guys by today. i just wanted to say... i wanted you to know that i understand that this was a terrible accident. i appreciate that, jack. teddy was a hero. these boys know it. i'm thinking about naming a special award after him. we've got a kickoff club banquet coming up. i'd like to establish an award that embodies courage and all-out effort. uh-uh-uh. no one's around. you said

doug penhall? this is sort of... surprised? shocked. what are you doing here? waiting to be invited in. i see you're still a slob. so, this is the place. yes, i am and it is. come on, don't play games with me. you know. i just want to hear you say it... quickly. how have you been? better. have you turned into a flit? what's going on? wow, you look great. two years, three months and 12 days. two years, three months and 11 days-- living with todd rubach. seven days. i left him last wednesday. but what do you think you're doing here? why are you so hostile? last time you called the cops on me. my pop called the cops. ( buzzer ) you got somewhere to go? this is bizarre. doug, do you have a date? no, i... yes, i do. that's great. for two years you've been living with a guy yes, dorothy, i do. okay, fine. i can deal with that tonight but what about us? us? you promised that if i ever wanted to come back... ever... even in a million years... you promised to take me back and love me forever. dorothy: a lot. i want back. am i interrupting? yes. no. this is dorothy pen..

not arguing with you, penhall. just make sure all this just to prove you exist! i could have told them. i wish. jude, you had a flag on a file? there's a crack dealer, randy wallace. darlene lives with him now. not anymore. darlene. hey. i just got tired. i had to rest here. got a place to stay? i'm just resting. that's all. let's see if we can get you into the montgomery shelter. no. let's just say it's good for you i got bailed out. you're getting prints on the finish! yeah. sorry. this is good stuff. look, i'm going to have to owe you. hey, man, don't dis me. give it back! no. everything go okay with your captain? yeah. and i slept okay, too. good. now all we've got to do fund would you, douglas? doug. doug, doug, right. i don't know how he slipped wearing those $100 running shoes. hmm? i said, i don't know how he slipped wearing those $100 running shoes. what are you trying to say? yeah, well, me neither. i guess those things just happen. i got to talk to you. i lied. that's a pretty serious accusation, penhall. and i'm not thrilled that you'd lie to me, eith

doug penhall. i'm wolf. welcome to the forty-third the city's dumping ground for washouts and rejectsts hey, how you doing? hey, penhall, that hat fit you? it looks big. it is, a little. hey, try this one. it should fit you perfect. thanks, anyway. ( laughghg ) the oldest f fst day on watch gag there is. so welcome to the e lf pack. ( howls ) it's all drugs here. that's how the crimes go down. officer, you got the time? what am i-- a wristwatch? where does it say "officer timex?" we lost the war on drugs ten years before they coined the phrase. the guys i icharge turned their heads. gave it up. left us here to try totoake it look good. put the average cop up against the average junkie-- nine times out of ten the junkie wins in a blowout. but it ain't up to us. it's the guys in charge. it's the courts. because once we take these hopheads down there's no place to put them. nope, it ain't up to us, dougie. let's roll. daul jeh. what's the damage? ayno pay for police. dougie, come on, we run a tab here. come on.

well you're a true romantic, doug penhall. my aunt told me when i was a little girl that this place was only big enough for an angel like me... shouldn't we pull a shade or something? there aren't any. i love you. i love you. forever. you see the way they kissed? yeah, how could i miss it? people don't even kiss like that in the movies. ( sigh ) i wish i could feel that. shh. hey, the kid was right. look at that star. all right, let's go do this. maybe they're, uh... you know... right. why don't we hang ouou on the porch and gaze at the stars? doug, it's 4:00. we've been driving all night. i drove. whatever. let's do this. oh, oh... you been here all night? you got a publisisr for this piece of fiction? it's a work in progress, sir. i got to tell you, i'm really surprised. i can see penhall pulling a stunt like this but i'd never expect it from you. neither would i. so what happened? i don't know. i... they just didn't seem like criminals anymore, captain. is the d.a. looking into the self-defense case? it's a good possibility

penhall: i may be sensitive but i really don't dig the ambience here. you got something against dead people? of course not. my grandparents are dead. no, i'm serious. i mean... after all he went through he dies without knowing that we won. kenny: have another beer, man. penhall: personally, i hope there's a heaven where i can still catch monday night football. yo, kenny. what? take a look, man. hey, yo, t.j. who's t.j.? he's a guy we know from the letterbox. his best friend just... was buried bummer. yeah, jonathan. he's the only guy i know who's dead. what are you bodines doing here? we got tossed out of the letterbox. these guys tried getting served with library cards. somebody ought to burn that place down. are you kidding? at least they serve us. people are buried here, you know? ah, geez. brian: come on. i'm sorry, man. get your hands off me. just beat it. you know... it usually takes me a lot longer to become this comfortable with someone. how comfortable is that? what? i'm not? i'll let you know. relax, fuller. do help yourself, captain briody. i

according to the penhall rules of dating it's not the next day ly rises. so, it's still valentine's day and we got dates. well, date. okay, date. let's not be picky. blowfish and ioki: yeah. [captioning made possible by fx networks woman #1: seth, pull up now and stop! man: hey, mr. clifford! hey, mr. clifford, i think we got a problem back here. woman #2: miss dora, you are scarininme. why don't you try some of your salts again? e air in your lungs. -has she been this bad before? -no, sir. never like this. what are we gonna do? where are you going, chinaman? someone is ill. i wish to help. well, tell me, doctor. just what do you think is wrong with the lady? [groaning] -do you think you can help? -i can try. [groaning] please. breathe gently, softly. slowly. let t ur arms feel like the branches of the willow. i seen some mighty poor-looking doctors... ...during the last years of the war. nener as bad as that. yeah, but he must know something. he's had a good look at our faces. on the other hand, miss burnam may need him to stay aliveve you ain't saying we

penhall: mm-hmm. you understand its function? are. one...two. hey, bingo. ahem! anything else for you guys? hey, where's the regular guy? hey, he quit. you're full of it. come on, come on. now! move, damn it. ioki: come on. let's go. let's get out of here. freeze, police! hanson: i'll cut him off. go! penhall: look out! doug. he's getting away. i'm hit. i think i'm hit. tonight, you become pai-gow. now, you get the dragon and the angel. no tattoo. we're keeping this boy clean. now you're pai-gow. look i know how you fefeing, doug but this is as close as anyone's gotten to loc. harry doesn't agree. these guys don't give each h her up. so harry's gonna stand with it, huh? he's gonna do whatever i decide. hanson: somebody want to hand me that juice over there? hey, tom, man i think you're a real class act. is this an exceptional cop, or what? juice. man, i'm sorry. i mean, a guy who takes a bullet in his right butt cheek... we're going to get him. it's that simple. a guy who shoots a cop is the lowest scum on earth. i want to take this guy down now. blowfish: excuse

cory, officers hoffs and penhall. cory: hi. nice to meet you. a car will take you to the bus terminal. i'll sign her r er to you right now. thanks for the sweater. no problem. doug, why did you pack so much? i didn't. thanks. cycle world? closest thing thanks. they had to vogue. that or farmer's almanac. you just bought that? with my per diem. what will you eat with? my hands. i'm a big boy. i can handle my money. i've never seen this part of the country before. want some gum? how much money do you have left? relax. i'm fine. excuse me, but isn't that our bus pulling g t?

hanson or penhall to do it. wrong. i would if it called for it. this doesn't seem like good police work to me, captain. it feels like some sort of cheap shortcut. i'm just screwing around with someone's emotions here. emotionally. look, jude... you don't do anything if it doesn't make you happy. there's only one of you. there's lots of them out there. it's your call. i'll back you on it. i guess i just needed to hear that. administrative narcotics is working on ing pressure on charles from a number of sides. we're trying to take his major customers away. i'd rather you found out about this naturally. tony's probably right, judy. what happened with the load last night? i'd rather you found out about this naturally. while i'm being natural, and/or stupid what else can i do for you? brandt: sooner or later, he's going to do something stupid. i want you there when it happens. you're right.. look, judy... you need anything, you pick up the phone. i guess it's jususthat i think he thinks he's... hey. hey there, yourself.f. boy, it sure is pretty out the

penhall: good evening.e screwheads..." ( hissing ) ( coughing ) i'm count chocula. you have to change. why? it's a classic outfit. there's going to be about 100 draculas there. no way. you can't wear this. you have to change. what's wrong with you? all right, everybody, listen up. i got some news... you won't want to hear. i thought it might be appropriate. father. my name is father alex. i am a historian for various ministers in this area. a century and a half ago, a house stood near this spot about 40 yards to the west. a protestant minister and his wife lived there. on may the 14th the house mysteriously burnt down and the minister was killed in his sleep. when the community organized to build a church they saw this minister to be the very seed of their faith. his wife donated the land and suggested that her husband be buried below the chapel to be its spiritual foundation. and the minister's remains apparently were neglected. forgotten. i believe the curse has been lifted. what was the minister's name? thank you, father. maybe you shouldn't go tonight. again wit

"love always, i'll never forget-- doug penhall" doug penhall." catchy, huh? susan atkinson. how many are you sending out? about 200. two hundred? every woman i've ever dated. why? never fails. one of them who hasn't thought of my name in four years has just broken up with her boyfriend. she'll be charmed, she'll call me. and then? we'll both go out. we'll both be disappointed. pened to dorothy? this thing with dorothy has been going on since we were 14. never lasts more than six months. i got to plan for the future. but you're going to get together for valentine's, right? she's with her parents this week. how about you? going out with amy? we had a little bit of a disagreement. i hate valentine's day. valentine's day? that's not a disagreement. that's a meltdown. or is it that you're too cheap and you break up before the holiday so you won't have to buy no present? no, i hate valentine's day. iok, got a date? there's this girl i just met but it seems too serious to leap into a valentine's day date. she blew you off, huh? basically. hey. don't make a big deal of it. i'm just

penhall: freeze that. that's waxer thompson, all right. who is this guy? he's the man who's got your star. you guys did a hell of a job protecting my client. he's got somebody we like too, lady. what's he doing out? he killed a guard. all right-- i want current addresses on everyone he knows. i already know who he knows. hey, ray. how you doing? where is waxer? i don't know who you're talking about. i was hoping you'd say that. does that jog your memory? i don't know where he is. if my partner dies i swear i will hunt you down and i will cut something off. what are we going to do? what did you do in your last movie? it looked pretty s sple when i saw it. ( toilet flushing ) now, where were we? oh yeah, fast lane, that was it. that was the one i saw. there on the screen. must have been... what, ten of them? you might be the toughest guy i ever met. what do you think, hanson? i think you're probably the toughest guy he ever met, tyrell. ( chuckling ) big tough undercover man. what do you want? i want a little revenge. it sounds like you want to go away again

you don't care about anybody but doug penhall. i had a chance to help someone who was hurting you listened to tapes. you don't even know what's going on. i know more about suicide than you ever will. you know more about making stupid jokes-- that's it. what is wrong with you? my mother killed herself when i was six. i've known about suicide every moment of every day since then. rible had happened to my mother. police were there. i was six. i thought they were taking her to jail. kept walking around the day of the funeral with my shoes untied. i wouldn't let nobody tie them. even as i was growing up, i used to not want to come home. i used to stay on the playground till it got dark because i didn't want to come home and see that she wasn't there. and, uh... my father used to have to come and get me. my father. he had been a priest so he couldn't kill himself. hey, anyhow i tie my own shoes now every morning. sometimes in the day, too. i never really brought this up before. i wanted to tell you. i'm sorry. hanson. hey, coach. things

choke e it, penhall. no, i'm serious. eleventh grade, gwenny boland-- a red-haired, flat-chested wench with a mouth like garbage. a rare find these days. only she didn't know i was alive so i bought her this amazing gold bracelet. spent everything i made caddyinin that summer. must have been about 300 bucks. high school girl? ioki, i was in love. when she saw it, so was she. just how long did this relationship grounded in trust and friendship last? three weeks. it's still the best three weeks of my life. my point is ricky's hormones are out of whack. he ain't thinking straight. the bracelet's the real thing. e didi he rip it off? hasn't shown up yet so, for now, it's still a gift. can we send uniforms into ricky's house? not without a search warrant. that bracelet obviously wasn't meant as a friendship gift. i hate to lead ricky on. so don't. go see him. ion and, while you're there check out the place for stolen property. that's inadmissible. it has to be out in the open. i knew that. let's not rule out ricky could have m

penhall: to thai kieu who never did get here. to reggie peterson of roanoke, virginia. and to everyone else we left over there. [captioning sponsored by fx networks

penhall: hey, man, don't go. come on! we just got here. 11, yo love. someone was on a roll. hope you're not angry about what happened the other day. that was just an initiation-type thing. come on, doug. call it what it is. you ditched me, you know. i loed forward to joining the force the brotherhood because i i ought it was all automatic. what was that thing the sarge said to work out n tween partners? you have to work out an understanding between you and your partner. if he goes down do you attend to him or pursue the assailant? go after the guyuy why do you say that? isn't that what everybody does? i have a nephew i'm taking care of. his mother is in a real dangerous place-- more dangerous than this precinct. i'm never going to see him play little league baseball or get love sick, or nothing like that. so if i go down you call an ambulance. don't go after the guy. you understand that? yeah. yeah, sure. what was that thing about the bagpipes? is that somehow to fit in? guess i'll cancel my lessons with mr. mcgillicutty. that's very funny. think so? hey, in the parking lot.