shortly after "lockup" arrived to kentucky state penitentiary, officers had to extract harper from hisagain. >> he threatened us with throwing feces on us, spitting at us through the door. he threatened our families. >> a lot of the older ones like lieutenant gill, they know me from when i was a youngster back down here. so we have a different type communication level and understanding. >> every night you work. you heard me. you racest red neck [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. i know you is a coward. i know you all. >> harper will serve at least two more years in segregation. >> i made things hard for myself. i've been in segregation three years and i don't blame nobody else. i had opportunity to get out of here. i let my anger and my things get to me that i shouldn't have and as a result of that, i'm still here. >> i can't say i'm sane. i'm pretty off balance. but i keep it in certain amount of control. >> another inmate at kentucky state penitentiary who is no stranger to cell extractions is victor hyatt. prior to interviewing him our producer was duly warned. >> victor hyatt is a very, very dan

a deal's a deal. >> back at kentucky state penitentiary, randy haight made it clear he's not as eager to face death as holton. but he's ready for it nonetheless. >> i'm extremely sad for what i've done, and it hurts me knowing that i went to the level that i went. and if there was any way possible for me to be healed or corrected, believe me, it would be done. it's an impossible situation not only for me but for everybody involved, you know. and i'm not saying that there to get out of an execution because like i said, i'm ready. if you want to kill me, let's go. i'm ready to go. but i think that i have something i can offer somebody and i don't really think it's time for me to die. >> he branched out and did everything. now one small business owner is looking at growing her business using licensing. lessons you can use to make your small business a success coming up next on "your business." >> american express open can help you take on a new job. or fill a big order. or expand your office. for those who constantly find new ways to grow on every step of

the day we arrived at colorado state penitentiary, a super max prison at the base of the rocky mountains, we found a sterile austere environment. steel doors behind which inmates are locked up 23 hours a day. but despite his surroundings, inmate shawn shields was in high spirits. when he sat down with us, he was eager to help our producer get the interview under way. >> quiet on the set, you boneheads. >> it's a prison, you know. >> all right. let's roll tape. >> then he calmly told us how he got 16 years added to his original sentence of 12 for robbery. >> me and another inmate had an altercation, i manipulated the door so that it wouldn't latch completely. and when he came out to walk, i came down after him and proceeded to stab him. >> why? was it because you guys weren't getting along. >> it was just a verbal altercation. >> does that happen a lot in here? >> um, there is a lot of verbal altercations between people. you've got to understand, there's 16 men living together behind closed doors with stress, animosity towards one another in some cases. and it's not always a pleasant plac

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14th, anyone visiting the old eastern state penitentiary will get a buy one get one admission to their historic tours. donated toys should be in original packaging, but not gift wrapped. the annual drive benefits children with incarcerated parents. >>> one in 28 american kids has a parent who is incarcerated. we want to draw attention to that fact and we want to provide a little bit of joy at a time of the year that can be stressful for these families. >> you can donate new toys or children's books during the public hours even if you are not planning to take a tour. the pent is partnering with the institute for community justice for this toy drive. >>> the budget impasse in harrisburg threatened to make a bald eagle cam go dark. but donations to a nonprofit group have come to the rescue. people have given close to $2500 to the group friends of kadoris state park. it will allow the park to live stream for a second season on the pennsylvania game commission website. last year the live stream quickly went viral. >> this morning there is new information in the fight against breast cancer.

there's a haunted penitentiary where al capone was once jailed. they have a halloween month long thing. it's scary. you are grabbed by goblins and you navigate through it. kirk said he was going to be there but bagged out at the last minute and went to something even scarier, 76ers game and sat courtside. we thought we would bring the show to him in the booth on halloween night. >> i'm not a fan. >> jimmy: is that the way it went? >> no, i said i wasn't going. there's no chance i'm going. >> jimmy: and then they wound up bringing a ing a ing a zombie on camera. >> looked like notre dame was >> oh, god. >> come on back in here, kirk. these are some friends of mine from -- eastern states penitentiary we visited last night. they got you. you got him. >> jimmy: let's watch this once more in slow motion just for the sound. >> ah! >> jimmy: came out like a -- >> the ninja kick self-defense. >> that was great. that was a lot of fun. to charge him. i think the fact that there was a very petite zombie. those were two temple students. >> jimmy: they're scar

he selected the site...because the town is the home to a state penitentiary. sanders say he'll address racial injustice and prison reform during this public event. he also address care for senior and veterans during other eastern iowa stops. coming up...some ay say tattoo parlors aren't always the most inviting places... but one iowan says to look past the stereotype... 091507 - everyone thinks that people, they are like the nicest people how a tattoo artist is using his two-year-old iowa boy. plus... its a skill we didn't learn in elementary or middle school. coming up...hear about a computer coding lesson...and how creators made 01:34:26-01:34:29 at first she today and i was like...what is coding? iowa kids are diving into technology so they're better prepared for the future. around the state...even the world...students are mastering the skill of coding... the "hour of code" first began about three years ago by code-dot-org. it requires schools to focus an hour on the lesson during this week...which has been dubbed "computer science education week." in all,

he is imprisoned at the super max penitentiary in colorado. to continue to protect tsarnaev's attorney-client privileges. they say prosecutors have tried to get logs detailing who has visited the convicted killer behind bars. the prosecution has been trying to seek information about a visit between tsarnaev and his sister. the defensest says tsarnaev's lawyers say that that visit be protected. the prosecution is also asking for $0 million in restitution for his victims and to cover the cost of the trial. they acknowledge that he it. but they say any money he may come into should be forfeited. >> jadiann: thank you, jen. a marine from new bedford has been found guilty in the in a death overseas. joseph pemberton was convicted of homicide in the philippines. pemberton will serve up to 12 years in prison for killing jennifer laude, a transgender woman in a hotel last year. police say they went to that her to death. pemberton admitted to choking her. but then he tried to revive her. the death sparked protest and called for u.s. troops to leave the

a judge hahasentenced one of the prison workers at the anamosa state penitentiary. 29-year-old ethan darrow will spend 17 months in prison on a federal charge of being a drug user in possession of a firearm. three other former guards have pleaded guilty to charges ranging from extortion to using drugs while having a firearm. dubuque will start cutting down ash trees in january to try y stop the spread of the emerald ash borer. 30 workers will start by taking down trees in flora park that are already in poor condition. the city discovered thax the insect had infested some trees last august. machines today." business is picking up today at places that depend on snow to make their living after a mild start to the winte stay with tv9. "i'm rose winkel from a regional medical center in germany. i would like to wish my parents mary ellen and vincent lenners a very mey christmas. i lov you and hope to see you soon. that depend on snow and ice, all because of the unusually mild weather we've d. that all changed when the snow started falling this morning. kcrg-tv9's brady smith is live outsid

the name of the inmate who was at the center of a smuggling investigation at the anamosa state penitentiary. with a correctional officer to smuggle in cell phones in exchange for money. he's now serving a sentence for robbery and kidnapping in kansas. but he had been serving time in anamosa under a transfer agreement. authorities punished ziegler with confinement and transferred him back to kansas after they discovered a cell phone. former correctional officer garrett barton and three others have pleaded guilty to charges stemming from the investigation. five other prison employees have lost their jobs. transamerica corporation says it's reorganizing, and investment company that does most of its business in the u-s. the company told employees yesterday that as part of its "2020 strategy," it is combining 14 different divisions into one company. it will now be organized by function rather than products. transamerica's senior vice president released a statement on the re- organization. the statement says in part: "transamerica is making internal changes to better deliver on a singular, consis

he's a 45-year-old ex-con who did ten years in a michigan state penitentiary for robbery and assault. >> so i feel people that are weak and not in shape and can't protect their girls shouldn't be in this business. >> front side. he's got the money. white male, black top. keep an eye on him. >> we first met mico in 2010 -- >> step out. >> hands up. hands up. >> when he was arrested by michigan's human trafficking task force for pimping out a 19-year-old woman named heather giardan. >> get your shirt on. >> also known to police as lil' barbie. >> please. i didn't do anything. >> put your pants on. >> let me put my clothes on. >> at the time mico rejected the pimp label, choosing instead to describe himself as a bodyguard and chauffeur, offering guidance and protection to women working in the sex trade. >> i've never had one girl ever been hurt being with me. not one. you guys look at it differently, but i truly believe that i'm doing a good deed by protecting them. technically, okay, i can see what you're saying. you're contributing to the problem by driving them on calls, this and that

on count two, the sentence will be 24 months in the state penitentiary.. on count four, 24 months in the state penitentiary, you will pay a $10,000 fine. those sentences will run consecutive to one another. and you will have a lifetime driving suspension and will also pay court costs. >> i guess my hopes were kind of shot down. my hopes were about two years. two to three years. with a chance of getting my driver suspension revoked at some point. >> and the victims families spoke what was it like for you? what was going through your head? >> basically what was going through my head was stay strong. basically the male's family was mad. i don't think they are going to get over it. like me, i'm not going to ever get over it. but to cope with it is one step. the girl's grandfather did say that he forgave me. and that was a big thing. it hurt in my chest. but it felt good to hear that someone actually forgave me. >> coming up -- kyle stein takes the long walk to the state prison bus. >> i got about four years to think about what got me here. in reality they're

. >>> happening today, eastern state penitentiary is kicking off its holiday toy drive in philadelphiaom now until december 14, anyone who donates a toy will get a buy one get one free admission to their historic tours. donated toys should be in original packaging but not gift wrapped. the annual drive benefits children of incarcerated parents. >> one in 28 american kids has a parent who's incarcerated and we wanted to draw attention to that fact and we also wanted to provide a little bit of joy at a time of the year that can be very stressful for these families. >> you can donate new toys or children's books during eastern state's public hours even if they're not planning to take a tour. the penitentiary is partnering with the institute for community justice for this toy drive. >>> a holiday tradition is scheduled to take place tonight in new york city. in several hours it will start to look a lot more like christmas in the big apple. nbc 10 national correspondent sarah dallof has a preview of tonight's lighting of the rockefeller center christmas tree. >> reporter: it was a short jou

the home of the state penitentiary... to address racial injustice and prison reform. the vermont senator will also address care for seniors and veterans during other eastern and hawkeye players took time off from college bowl preparations to bring smiles to sick kids. players delivered yellow roses to patients at the university of iowa children's hospital. the roses were sent to the team by hyvee earlier this week. but the school says the players wanted to share them with the kids. iowa plays stanford in the rose bowl on new year's day. bump, set, spike. catch all the action on the volleyball court today as you cheer on your favorite n-c-double a district 1 team. that and all the other exciting events going on today in the bump, set, spike. catch all the action on the volleyball court today as you cheer on your favorite n-c-double a district 1 team. that and all the other exciting events going on today in the metro. court today as you cheer on your favorite n-c-double a district 1 team. that and all the other anncr: when the attacks come here... ...the person behind t

his mother is facing 2 to 10 years in the penitentiary. >> the sheriff's department expects to transport tanya couch to texas next week, her son's proceedings could take longer up to three weeks. >>> today eagles interim head coach, pat shermer laid out his plans for the season finale against the new york giants, the first time shermer spoke to the media after being named interim coach. he takes over for chip kelly. and his game plan won't differ much from what the team is doing all season. >> we started something in motion here and the players are used to doing thing a certain way and in many of the things we are doing is right. and so we are going to try to keep it as business as usual as it can be in a very odd week. >> when asked about the head coachi coaching job, he said he was excited to help the team finish up the season. the eagles take on the giants sunday afternoon at the med lands. there is more to come here at 12:30, a happy new year for a dog left abandoned at a dump in missouri. how officials tracked him down. >>> and new year new do, alicia vitarelli shows us the hair tre

that's why these inmateat the south dakota state penitentiary are busy dishing out updated plates."we've been doing it since 1929, so they have always been made right here. for the state of south dakota." pat gacke, shop foreman, said.year after year, all of the state's plates have come from here. here is how it works. it all starts will a long roll of aluminum, which is fed through a lot of machines. these gadgets and gizmos int numbers and strips and cut them into the plates that go on your cars. "we put out a good product at a reasonable rate using the inmate workforce," gacke said. a group of 18 men have to make enough plates for an estimate of 1.5 million types of vehicles in south dakota. this process churns out about 23,000 plates per day."once we are here in the shop, the job is typical to just a job site," gacke said.gacke says the work that happens in here can help the inmates once they are eligible to transition back into the community."you can see that in hiring some of these guys who have not kept an all day job. work ethic they learn here. there are machine qualities t

that is a third-degree felony in texas and carries a range of punishment two to ten years in a penitentiary. >> reporter: do you want the full ten years for her? incarcerated. >> reporter: if convicted as a juvenile, he faces four months in a facility. omar villafranca, cbs news, ft. worth, texas. >>> campaign 2016 has turned into an escalating showdown between front runners donald trump and hillary clinton. the billionaire is stepping up attacks against the former first lady, including comments about former president bill clinton's affairs. kenneth craig reports from new york. >> reporter: donald trump touched down in omaha tuesday night and ratcheted up his attacks on democratic front-runner hillary clinton. >> frankly, hillary brought up the whole thing with sexist and all i did was reverse it on her because she has a major problem and it happens to be right in her house. >> reporter: trump claims bill clinton's extra mayor tall affair with monica lewinsky is fair game in his wife's campaign. trump conceded his own indiscretions could also be scrutinized. campaigning in new hampshire hil

jones now returns to the state penitentiary and zabel's family goes back to minnesota without the sense of closure they desperately wanted here. i'm vernon odom, channel 6 "action news." >> thank you vernon. >>> deadly gun fire erupted in the german town section of philadelphia this afternoon, a man was shot to death just after 1:00 p.m. on the 200 block of appsly street, and homicide dsks have yet to make an arrest. >> when they a ns wered a man shoved his way inside and he immediately noticed a life alert pendent around her neck. >> he pushed her down and ripped it from her neck. >> when i fell down and she yelled at him for my falling down and he came and picked me up very gently. >> the intrude r took a small amount of crash and ran away on dock street. >>> this was a big day in the city of camden, they broke ground on the new headquarters for subaru of america. annie mccormick was there. >> using a subaru to break down and a little help from camden heights marching band, they are officially making camden their home. >> it started in pennsauken almost 50 years ago and this year we a

he starts the day in anamosa - penitentiary. sanders say he'll address racial he also address senior and veterans care while campaigning in eastern iowa stops. nothing can be tougher for a family, than having a kid nothing can be tougher for a family, than having a kid battling cancer.. but iowans are making sure they don't have to go through the holiday's alone. injustice and prison reform. he also address senior and veterans care while campaigning in who coined the term "side bread?" because there's nothing "side" about this bread. it may look like the moon. but it's the star of the show. unleash the power of dough. it's always worth remembering... that icing the cinnamon rolls is a privilege not a right. unleash the power of dough. but iowans are making sure they don't have to go through the holiday's alone. today w-h-o radio is devoting time through its broadcast day to help raise money for kids with cancer. families with kids battling cancer joined van and bonnie for a phone bank. they also collected contributions at the ra

sharen attorney)"that is a 3rd degree felony that in texas carries a range of 2-10 years in a penitentiary." "do you want the full 10 years?" "i think she deserves to be incarcerated."if ethan couch case =isn't= transfered he faces a maximum of just four months in a juvenile facility. omar villafranca cbs news, fort wowoh texas. 3 authorities believe the pair took off after a video surfaced appearing to show couch at a party where people were drinking alcohol. that could have led to his probation being revoked opening him up to a sentence of up to 10 years in prison. 3 donald trump is back on the campaign trail after taking a break for christmas and he's got a new target for his attacks.as mark albert reports... he's taking on the republican candidate endorsed by new hampshire's largest newspaper... as well as the paper itself. 3 donald trump rallied with supporters in new hampshire monday night and bashed the state's largest newspaper- the manchester union-leader - after it published an "cruru blowhard" and compared him to biff tannen - the bully in the back to the future trilogy.(sot: do

statistics about our system is, as i understand it, even if we let all the prisoners in the federal penitentiaryut, we still have the highest rate of incarceration in the world because the state system is so huge and that will be affected by reform at the federal level. is this going to be a years long process? how do you influence what is happening in the states? valerie: we lead by example. change federal legislation, i don't see how we can't mirror that at the states. you are right. but already we are beginning to see states pass reform and recognize the financial burden and the terrible toll on society. i think we have momentum going on in the states as well as momentum going on in washington. and we have to go down parallel tracks and we have to learn from each other. we have to see best practices at work. james: one of the warnings we have heard from the states -- from the stage today, if we begin reducing the prison population, we will see crime rising again. and we are already seeing that happening in some cities. in boom in the heroin trade some cities and crime associated with it. do y

he said he is loyal to the republican party and will not run as and penitentiary. >>> congress has taken a step of banning of boil to the u.s. republicans made the move a priority. democrat leader ace greed to lift the ban. restore tax cid its for wind and solar pow her. a bill that both parties agreed to. the tentative deal worth $1.1 trillion. it will fund all of government agencies through most of 2016. speaker paul ryan said the deal is done. house democrats say details are being worked out. congress plans to pass a temporary spending bill to allow the government to function through the holidays. >>> happening today have rates are expected to rise for the first time in nearly a decade. this afternoon the federal reserve will wrap up a two-day meeting. the central bank will raise borrowing rates from the current low levels the increase is expected to be gradual. credit card have rates will seat biggest jump and mortgage and price also also increase. >>> 4:07. the mbta operator accused of rigging a runaway train is suspended as the mbta moves forward to fire him. david vasquez attended

sponsored this event for second year in a row now the non profit was named after cavon eye zach who penitentiary his life performing small acts of kindness for the homeless. >> time for a check of the accuweather forecast with meteorologist melissa magee and winners make a late appearance here. >> december we close out the month and head into. >> imagine that. >> right we have big changes on the way tomorrow walter. we're tracking precipitation. storm tracker radar light rainfall press into philadelphia and moisture across that 95 corridor and points north and west. we'll go in fighter street level with stormtracker 6 berks county in reading and we have light and steady rainfall fal falling. same thing in lebanon. lancaster, coatsville. moderate pockets of moisture same malvern and norristown and doylestown expect moisture to continue to dip southward through the rest of tonight and early tomorrow morning. we'll show you picture outside the call for action whammy was outside earlier this afternoon looking up at septemberer city sky line. kind of hard to make out tops of buildings there because o

that's part of what they call the penitentiary rule. you take care of the man. the man lay back.t's all he have to do. he doesn't even have to brush his teeth. he just smile, i brush his teeth now. >> what about women's lib? women are liberated now. >> right. >> women don't have to wait on their husbands anymore. how do you feel about that? >> i choose to. i choose to. >> housework isn't the only way in which prison marriage is less than a union of equals. as precious explains in this graphic interview footage. >> if there's any sexual activities taking place, he is the man. you know, he's the server at all times. i'm the recipient of whatever it is. it doesn't matter if it's oral, anal, whoever you look at it. because he's my husband. he's a man. i could never penetrate him or get no oral sex or anything like that from him. if i choose to go and release myself, then i have to go get me a girl to go do it with. >> our producer then questioned whether the relationship between precious and marquis is motivated by more than just love and sex. >> are you doing this for protection. >>

assisting him and hindering an apprehension in texas is a felony punishable by two to ten years in the penitentiary. >> reporter: couch's american legal team famously invoking an affluenza argument in his sentencing for a drunk driving crash that killed four. saying he was too spoiled to know right from wrong. it seemed to work. he got ten years probation. exclusive video showing the affluent family strolling into a low-end grosser on the seedier side of puerto vallarta. chatting with the butcher. and, there's ethan. his blond hair and goatee dyed black. casually talking with the butcher. paying with pesos for chicken and casually flipping up his hand to wave good-bye. >> thank you. >> thank you, my friend. >> reporter: two hours later, mexican police swooped in. abc news has learned the pair had burner phones, one of which may have burned them. authorities saying an order to domino's pizza tipped them off to their location. david, ethan couch has spent more time locked up in this immigration detention center than he ever did in a u.s. prison. now, we're told, inmates here sleep on mats on the floo

assisting him and hindering an apprehension in texas is a felony punishable by two to ten years in the penitentiary. >> reporter: exclusive video shows the affluent family strolling into at a low end grocer on the seedier side of puerto vallarta. the 48-year-old tonya, on saturday, in that tank top, chatting with the butcher. and, there's ethan. his blond hair and goatee dyed black. casually talking with the butcher. paying with pesos for chicken and casually flipping his hand up to wave good-bye. two hours later, mexican police would swoop in you see him handcuffed, escorted to a police cruiser. authorities saying an order to dominos pizza tipped them off to their location. we're told that inmates here sleep on mats on the floor. mexican authorities are telling us, these immigration proceedings could keep him here for weeks. david? >> matt gutman on the scene in mexico, thank you, matt. and matt will take us inside the case. a special one-hour edition of "20/20," friday night, right here, 10:00 eastern/9:00 central. >>> in the meantime tonight, we turn to the race for 2016. donald trump and his ne

john wilkes booth's body was buried in a storage room at the old arsenal penitentiary, then in a warehousenterred in green mount cemetery in baltimore, maryland, four years after the killing of abraham lincoln. 10 weeks after the president's death, the civil war was over. and lincoln's gettysburg declaration was realized. that, "government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth." >>> this is a fox news extreme weather alert. folks in the dallas area on alert as tornadoes hit the area. tornadoes being reported in the towns of ovilla garland and damage in parts of el less county. police confirms at least four are dead, killed on a highway that stretches between garland and roulette. people are being told to seek shelter and avoid the roads if they can. joining us now on the phone is nicholas legrassa, an emergency

john wilkes booth's body was buried in a storage room at the old arsenal penitentiary, then in a warehouseinterred in green mount cemetery in baltimore, maryland, four years after the killing of abraham lincoln. 10 weeks after the president's death, the civil war was over. and lincoln's gettysburg declaration was realized. that, "government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth." >>> just about one month from now voters in the iowa will make their pick for the presidential nomination in what has been hard-fought and controversial race for the white house. tonight we get the rare chance to speak with one of the men virtually every republican wants on his or her name, an entrepreneur. an american pioneer. a man democrats love to hate. welcome to the kelly file, everyone. i'm megyn kelly. charles koch is one of the richest men in the world. for some there is code on the left for what is wrong with big money and politics yet there is so much more to this

a judge has sentenced one of the prison workers at the anamosa state penitentiary. 29-year-old ethan darrow will spend 17 months in prison on a federal charge of being a drug user in possession of a firearm. three other former guards have pleaded g glty to charges ranging from extortion to using drugs while having a firearm. a judge has delayed the trial for a former iowa lottery security directct who allegeded tried to fix jackpots in several states. eddie tipton's trial was supposed to start january sixth in des moines. but h h attorney asked for a delay, a a a judge set a new trial date in july. prosecutors say tipton fixed jackpots several collect prizes. in july, tipton was convicted of fraud for fixing a hot lotto jjkpot here in iowa. . the infamous hack on ashley madison isn't keeping people from signing up on the cheating site. and netflix has a way where you can spend new year's eve with your kids and your party friends. that's in today's techbytes. hey! this holiday, u.s. cellular's giving you 15 gigs of data for just $70! but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data.