>> well -- pepperoni with hall pain yoeps. >> jimmy: okay, all right.ng to have him deported back to l.a. my aunt chippy is here, too, somewhere in the audience. where is aunt chippy? oh, hi, aunt chippy. [ applause ] do you have anything you'd like to say? you have a statement you'd like to make to everyone here in brooklyn? >> well, i am very, very proud of them, that our hometown has given you such a great reception and i'm very, very proud to be a brooklynite. >> jimmy: and what is that -- she broke her shoulder on the way in here. >> yeah, i got a present from jfk airport. first time i've broken a bone and if i had to do it any place, i'm glad it was here in brooklyn. >> jimmy: oh, that's -- i don't know what's happened to aunt chippy. very optimistic. our last conversation, she was smoking and complaining in her hotel room. >> i'll go back to that tomorrow. >> jimmy: everyone hangs out, gets loaded after the show but we have to come back to work the next morning. hard to take someone seriously in a meeting when 12 hours later, that person ripped t

pepperoni, crackers -- oh wait, this is my grocery list. i was really trying not to be emotional, but all the work they do and all the time that i spend, and it really is just me being a mother, and i'm very fortunate to have my family, to have all my friends, and the greet teams that i work with. i am really fortunate to have them in my life and without them, without having support i wouldn't have been able to do a lot of the things i have been able to do, and also to be surrounded by dreamers because you know to have that inspiration, to see them, to see other people dream and dream big it really inspires me and i always feel that i'm not doing enough because i am surrounded by these amazing people. and -- i'm happy to see my

pepperoni, crackers -- oh wait, this is my grocery list. i was really trying not to be emotional, but all the work they do and all the time that i spend, and it really is just me being a mother, and i'm very fortunate to have my family, to have all my friends, and the greet teams that i work with. i am really fortunate to have them in my life and without them, without having support i wouldn't have been able to do a lot of the things i have been able to do, and also to be surrounded by dreamers because you know to have that inspiration, to see them, to see other people dream and dream big it really inspires me and i always feel that i'm not doing enough because i am surrounded by these amazing people. and -- i'm happy to see my family here. because you are my family. i'm so far away from home. my family -- they live in arizona, and today i have my son with me and this is chanto and he is representative. i get to have home with me everyday. i love my children and my grandmother -- one of the really important lessons that i learned and i carr

go over to squires and get a little pepperoni pizza pie. here we go. i would yacht will have a detailed look at -- wyatt will have a detailed lock -- look at your forecast. >> if you get up early on friday morning, you may be 24 hours late. kmart is offering door buster sales at 6:00 in the morning thursday, before friday. the retailer plans to close at 4:00 in the afternoon before reopening at 8:00 that night and will close again at 3:00 in the morning to reopen two hours later. it's a move toward black friday that has drawn criticism from traditional thanksgiving folks. >> this is just an enhancement, i look at it, to give more opportunities for shoppers hop want top shop different times of the day and night. >> enjoy your family. have it the next day. >> others like sears, walmart and target will open thursday evening. some will follow up black friday with saturday door buster sales. >> first, it was walmart and target. now seer -- sears it upping the ante. sears is planning to release their holiday deals this sunday. that's five days before the com

. >>> when you order your pizza, you probably go for extra cheese, pepperoni, anchovies, if you likehem. but you would probably never go with -- urine. >> what? >> check out what happened to this woman. she ordered pizza from pizza hut and she had it delivered. in this surveillance video we see this delivery guy at her door giving her the pizza. sometimes you don't have money for a tip. she didn't tip him and he pretends to walk away. then pauses, but before actually leaving, he turns back around, goes to her door. >> and can you see him there just -- doing his duty. >> once he turns around, the surveillance video shows him tucking his shirt in and zipping his pants up. >> oh boy. >> i was -- i thought you were going to tell me he peed on her pizza. >> extra gross. >> but this is still pretty gross. >> think about how many other pizzas he delivered that neat with pee-pee hands. did he get in trouble? >> kcci talked to the manager and they said the worker has been fired. but the woman said that he called to apologize and went back to clean her doors. ? practice for his next job, janit

. >>> when you order your pizza, you probably go for extra cheese, pepperoni, anchovies, if you like them. but you would probably never go with -- urine. >> what? >> check out what happened to this woman. she ordered pizza from pizza hut and she had it delivered. in this surveillance video we see this delivery guy at her door giving her the pizza. sometimes you don't have money for a tip. she didn't tip him and he pretends to walk away. then pauses, but before actually leaving, he turns back around, goes to her door. >> and can you see him there just -- doing his duty. >> oncehe turns around, the surveillance video shows him tucking his shirt in and zipping his pants up. >> oh boy. >> i was -- i thought you were going to tell me he peed on her pizza. >> extra gross. >> but this is still pretty gross. >> think about how many other pizzas he delivered that neat with pee-pee hands. did he get in trouble? >> kcci talked to the manager and they said the worker has been fired. but the woman said that he called to apologize and went back to clean her doors. ? practice for his next job, jani

it's the featured $5 footlong of november. [ male announcer ] loaded with genoa salami and spicy pepperonieshly baked italian herb & cheese bread. subway. eat fresh. and now she's made us breakfast. [ male announcer ] eggo nutri-grain waffles. you know it's made with 8 grams of whole grain and is a good source of fiber. all they know is it tastes great. eggo nutri-grain waffles. >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kelly ripa. music from alicia keys. and a special appearance by chris rock. sponsored by the new santa fe from hyundai. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, how you doin'? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. hola. hello there. thank you. i'm flattered that you're here. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you. honestly, if i knew how to curtesy, i would. thank you for making the long journey from short distances to be here tonight. this is our fourth and final night in brooklyn, but don't worry, we'll be back for the next hurricane. apparently there's a storm on t

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will wake up and smell the pepperoni and realize it's a bad idea and change things.: all right. watching all those picture, i'm hungry. coming up, it's happening more and more. thieves taking packages right off of people's porches especially during the christmas season. how to make sure this doesn't happen to you straight away. then, you're about to hear from a police officer who spent his own $75 to buy that homeless guy a pair of boots and socks. the officer is here live. hey! did you know that honey nut cheerios has oats that can help lower cholesterol? and it tastes good? sure does! wow. it's the honey it makes it taste so... well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. >> steve: quick headlines for you on this friday morning. former president george h.w. bush rapidly improving in the hospital. he was admitted the day after thanksgiving with bronchitis. the doctors say he's up and about and in good shirts. he could be released this weekend. >>> federal judge giving hostess the green light to pay 19 executives bonuses. the total? $1.7