. >> today's menu-- juicy pomegranate, persimmon, and lychee surprise. positively delicious. >> avocado,olive, and almond. >> these, these, and these go in here so you can look like this. >> if you think you like hot cinnamon buns or hot cocoa or cobbler or pink frosted layer cake to eat, you haven't lived until you shower with these items. ( laughter ) >> stephen: ladies, are you getting this? your life is incomplete if you're not bathing in cake. and these products don't just make you look good enough to eat. they make you edible. and isn't making women into a consumable product what the beauty industry is all about? because once you smell like you had a three-way with the keebler elf and cookie puss, men will eat you up. >> my agree! ( cheers and applause ) i only have one criticism. why are women being portrayed as nothing more than sweet little things? why can't they be savory entrees? i dream of a day when young women loofa with a porterhouse steak, use a mashed potato conditioner and a manwitch self-tanner. ( laughter ) this is women's history mon